I-Nightmare Phambi kweKrisimesi iyinyani malunga nolwabiwo-mali lweNkcubeko

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Umzekeliso woqobo ngu UEmilie Majarian ye UMary Sue.

Lixesha leKrisimesi. Izidanga eminyango. Izipho zisongelwe kwaye ziphantsi komthi. Iingoma zoxolo emhlabeni kunye nentando elungileyo ebantwini. Ke… masithethe ngokwabiwa kwenkcubeko! Kwaye abantwana bhanyabhanya!

Ubusuku obubi Phambi kweKrisimesi yaphuma ngaphezulu kweminyaka engamashumi amabini eyadlulayo; kwaye ngelixa ndiqinisekile ukuba abanye balwenzile olu nxibelelwano, yayiyile Halloween kuphela (ngelixa isigqubuthelo sale What's This popped up on Pandora) apho ndafumanisa ukuba ukhetho lukaJack Skellington lusisiqhelo kulwabiwo lobomi bokwenyani bezinye iinkcubeko.

Kwimeko apho kukho nakuphi na ukudideka ngaphezulu kwekota, Unjingalwazi wezomthetho uSusan Scafidi uchaze ulwabiwo lwenkcubeko njengokuthatha ipropathi enomgangatho ophezulu wokuqonda, ulwazi lwemveli, intetho zenkcubeko, okanye izinto zakudala ezivela kwinkcubeko yomnye umntu ngaphandle kwemvume. Uqhubeka athi, Oku kungabandakanya ukusetyenziswa ngokungagunyaziswanga komnye umdaniso wenkcubeko, isinxibo, umculo, ulwimi, isintu, ukutya, amayeza emveli, iisimboli zonqulo, njl.njl. ucinezelwe okanye uxhatshazwe ngezinye iindlela okanye xa ulwabiwo-mali lubuthathaka, umz izinto ezingcwele.

Ngaphandle kwento ezinye iinkqubo zeendaba eziza kukuxelela ngayo malunga nokuba sikumhlaba wobuhlanga, imizekelo yolwabiwo lwenkcubeko kwi-millennium entsha ivela ngalo lonke ixesha, ihlala isetyenziselwa ukubonisa ubuchule. Ukusuka kuGwen Stefani kutshanje uyazikhusela iingcinga zakhe zeHarajuku Girls , ukuya UPharell enxibe isigqubuthelo sentloko eMelika ngexesha le It dubula , ukuya Ukuqhubekeka kukaKaty Perry kwabantu abamnyama kwiividiyo zakhe . Ngokuqinisekileyo ayingobantu abadumileyo kuphela abenza oku - rhoqo ngo-Okthobha sibona imifanekiso evela kumatheko e-Halloween ezinxibo zobuhlanga ezitsala kwizimvo ezixekethileyo / ukulinganisa okungabizi kakhulu kwezithethe zokwenyani nokuzinxiba ukuhlekisa. Ke kukho iqela lebhola ekhatywayo laseWashington, Abaphuma ezidolophini basebenzisa uyilo olungeyonyani lweNavajo kwiimpahla zabo (kubandakanya nepenti yeNavajo hipster) , oku kutshanje incasa embi evela kuRalph Lauren , kunye neembali ezininzi zefashoni ezithi, njenge It ukudubula, kufuneka wasebenzisa iiNwele zaseMelika zaseMelika .

Ngazo zonke ezi zinto, kuyehla ukuphinda ubeke kwakhona kwaye uyichaze ngendlela engeyiyo inkcubeko, ihlala ilungiselela inzuzo yakho. Ngokuqinisekileyo, yinto emnandi ukuyenza nokuba uyaqonda ukuba uyayenza okanye awuyenzi. Ke ngaloo nto engqondweni, ngoku masithethe ngendlela eyenzeka ngayo Iphupha elibi ngaphambi kweKrisimesi . (Kwaye inqaku nje: ndingumfazi omhlophe kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo andililo igunya elipheleleyo kulo mbandela. Ndikhuthaza abafundi bombala ukuba bongeze eminye imizekelo yolwabiwo lwenkcubeko kumagqabantshintshi kuba ndiyazi ukuba imizekelo yam engentla iyiqaqobana nje lemininzi. .)

UJack uqala imovie engaphefumlelwanga. Ngelixa wonke umntu okwiHalloween Town evuyiswa yinto engaphaya kwelo xesha yeHalloween extravaganza, uKing Pumpkin wabo uye wakruquka bubuhle bakhe. Ewe, emva koko uJack uyabhadula, afumanise iKapa leKrisimesi, kwaye uyavuya kukufumanisa oko kumngqongileyo. Yintoni le? Ngokuqinisekileyo yeyona nto incinci, isandi esincinci seHalloween esitsho kuyo yonke imovie, kuba wamkele umoya weKrisimesi ngokucokisekileyo. Ngoku, akahambi athethe naye nabani na kule ndawo intsha (endihlala ndibuza yona ndisengumntwana kuba loo nto iyodwa inokuthi ithintele iintlekele ezininzi ezizayo kamva), kodwa uyazithanda zonke ezi zinto izinto ezintsha ezimkhuthazayo.

Nangona kunjalo, xa ebuyela edolophini yakhe aze abuyise ezinye zeKrisimesi-y izinto azifumeneyo, unobunzima bokucacisela ezinye izidalwa zaseHalloween into nganye eyenzayo nokuba kutheni imnandi kangaka. Phantse zonke izifundo zakhe zityhubela umbhobho ngexesha lengoma yokubeka izimvo ukuba kubonakala ngathi ayiqhelekanga okanye ukuyibeka kwimeko yantoni bona yazi. UJack uyazi ukuba iKrisimesi ayifani neHalloween kwaye ayifanelanga ukuba njengeHalloween, kodwa akazi ukuba uyibeka njani ngamagama. Okokugqibela, ubanika into abayifunayo kwaye uchaza uSanta Claus ngendlela enencasa kubemi beHalloween; Oko kukuthi, loo Santa yidemon eneenzipho zokwenene.

Kude kube kweli nqanaba, uJack akakholelwa kuye - kodwa ngenxa yokuba ungumculi kwaye ufuna ukuqonda indlela yokwenza into yeKrisimesi njengeDolophu yeKrisimesi, uqala ukuzama izinto awayeze nazo. Uchitha iintsuku egumbini lakhe ezama ukuza nento eyenza iKrisimesi imangalisa kangaka, echitha imihombiso kunye nokwenza ii-equations; kwaye ngelixa enomdla ngayo, usabuyela kwakhona, Kodwa kuthetha ntoni konke oku? UJack unamaqhekeza kwaye ujonga ukuba iKrisimesi ijongeka kanjani, kodwa akanamxholo wento eyenza ukuba iKrisimesi ibe yintoni. Ngenxa yoko, iimvavanyo zakhe ziyasilela kwaye ushiyekile ekhathazekile yile nkqubo iphela. Ngeli xesha lengoma kaJack's Obsession eqala ukuzama ukuqiqa naye ukuba kutheni engenakukuqonda oku. Endaweni yokujonga ukuba kungenzeka ukuba ingxaki yindlela ahamba ngayo, uthatha isigqibo sokuba impendulo ecacileyo kukuba iKrisimesi iphantsi kwaye kuye kuye ukuyenza ibe ngcono. Ingoma iphela ngo:

Uyazi, ndicinga le nto yeKrisimesi
Akunangqangi njengoko kubonakala ngathi
Kwaye kutheni kufuneka bonwabe?
Kufanele ukuba yeyomntu nabani na

Akukho mntu, enyanisweni, kodwa mna
Ngoba, ndingenza umthi weKrisimesi
Kwaye akukho sizathu ndingasifumana
Khange ndikwazi ukujongana nexesha leKrisimesi

Ndibetha ukuba ndingayiphucula nayo
Kwaye yile nto kanye endiza kuyenza

Ke kungoko umzuzu weembonakalo kumboniso bhanya-bhanya xa kuvuleka iingcango kunye neentsholo, Eureka! Kulo nyaka, iKrisimesi iza kuba yeyethu!

Ukusuka apho siqala ukubona ulwabiwo lwenkcubeko ludlala. Ukuphela kokwenza iMontage yeKrisimesi kugxininisa indlela enye inkcubeko enokunciphisa ngayo enye ngokulinganisa ngokungakhathali. Benza ukwenziwa okuqhelekileyo kwezipho, ukusonga izipho, kunye nokulungisa i-sleigh, kodwa bayayiphucula yonke ngokwenza ukuba yoyike kwaye ibe yinto ehlekisayo. Ukufana kwiinkampani zefashoni ezilahla uyilo lwesintu lwasekhaya (kodwa ukuzijija ukuze zihambelane) kufanelekile. Kukho imvakalelo yokufaneleka apha; ilungelo nokuzikhukhumalisa. Umntu kuphela edolophini obuza yonke le nto nguSally. Nangona enovalo malunga nendoda eneemvakalelo ngaye, uSally uzama ngako konke ukuqiqa noJack, kodwa akazimameli izilumkiso zakhe.

Kwaye emva koko sifika ku-Eva kaKrisimesi kunye nolwabiwo-mali lweKrisimesi- ngokweba ngokoqobo uSanta. Ewe, uJack akayiboni njengokumxhwila. Hayi, kuJack oku kubonisa uSanta wonke umsebenzi olungileyo abawenzileyo kunye nokumothusa ngesipho. UJack ucacisa ukuba benza iSanta ubabalo-Cinga ngeholide! Akaze ayeke ukucinga ngendlela amnyanzele ngayo uSanta apho kwaye akamniki thuba lokwala umbono. Hayi hayi, engqondweni kaJack konke oku kufanele ukuba kube njalo, kwaye uyazi ngokucacileyo. Iphinde yehla ikratshi ukuba angayenza ngokucacileyo le nto yeKrisimesi ayisiyiyo nje kuphela, kodwa ngcono , ngokwenza ukuba ifane ngakumbi yakhe izinto, kungekho nxibelelwano nabani na ovela eKrisimesi.

Ewe kunjalo, xa konke oku kubuyela umva ngokupheleleyo kwaye uJack eshiye iprojekthi yakhe ngokutshisa iindawo ezimjikelezileyo, unengqondo elungileyo yokuqonda ukuba unetyala kuyo yonke loo nto. Kwaye ukuba ligorha lebali, yena ngokuqinisekileyo ulungisa izinto ngokusindisa uSanta kunye noSally kwi-Oogie Boogie's clutches. Ukoyiswa kukaBoogie, uJack uxolisa ngokunyanisekileyo kuSanta ngokungcolisa yonke le nto. Kwaye uSanta… usacaphukile. Kwaye kuhle. Ukhutshelwe phandle ngokucacileyo kwaye akachwayitisi ngokuchwayita ngamava onke. Kuba njengabantu abahlelelekileyo xa amasiko abo abelwe, ayiloxanduva lukaSanta ukwenza ngobuchule xa ujongene nomntu owamthimbayo, akawuhloniphi umsebenzi wakhe, waphantse wamenza wabulawa. Ukuphendula kwakhe ngokungenantlonelo kufanelekile kwimeko.

Kukho uluvo lokuba, emva kokuba uSanta elungise ukungcola kukaJack kwaye egcina iKrisimesi, uJolly Old Saint Nick uyalwamkela uxolo lukaJack njengoko ebiza iHalloween emnandi kuJack kwaye uyenza ikhephu kwiHalloween Town. Lo mzuzu ubalulekile kuba lixesha lokuqala umntu ovela eKapa yeKrisimesi enokwabelana ngento ethile yeKrisimesi noJack kunye nabanye - ngaphambi koku, konke malunga nokweba iziqwenga kunye neziqwenga ngaphandle kukaSanta okanye iingalo zakhe. Ngesiquphe, abemi baseJack abangooHalloween baqala ukufumana iKrisimesi, kuboniswa ngokuziphindezela kweJack's What's This? ingoma. Umboniso bhanyabhanya uphela wonke umntu eyamkela le ntwana yeKrisimesi ngendlela ethembekileyo.

Ngoku, kukho umahluko omkhulu phakathi Ubusuku obubi Phambi kweKrisimesi kunye nemizekelo yokwenene yolwabiwo lwenkcubeko - ngexa uSanta Claus ecaphuka ngokubanzi kwaye ecatshukiswa kukhetho olubi lukaJack, ulwabiwo lwenkcubeko lokwenyani lwehlabathi ludla ngokwenzeka kubantu abaneenkcubeko esele ziphethwe gadalala ngokwembali kwaye zixhatshazwa, ngakumbi ngokoloniyaliyali. Iqhubekeka neengcinga ezimbi, ekudala zibanjiwe ezinxibelelene nokuxhatshazwa, zithoba isidima sabantu esele ziphethwe kakubi, kwaye zihlala zenziwa ngabantu ababalulekileyo. Ke loo miba yolwabiwo-mali ngokucacileyo ayikho kwifilimu.

Nangona kunjalo, Iphupha elibi ngaphambi kweKrisimesi iseyinto elungileyo kwingcinga ngokubanzi yolwabiwo lwenkcubeko. Ngenye yeengcezu ezimbalwa zosasazo oluqhelekileyo lwabantwana oluzisa umxholo. Nangona ngokuqinisekileyo unako kwaye kufuneka ukhombe kwiziganeko zobomi bokwenene ukuchaza ulwabiwo, le filimu yindlela efanelekileyo yokunciphisa abantwana (kunye nabantu abadala) ukuba bayiqonde kwaye basebenzise ingcamango kule mizekelo yobomi bokwenene.

Kodwa ndicinga ukuba eyona nto ndiyithandayo yile yokuba umyalezo wemovie ayikho Kuya kufuneka uphephe ukufunda malunga neenkcubeko ezingaphandle kwezakho. Hayi, isifundo kukubona indlela uJack ayenze ngayo ngendlela engalunganga kwaye uqaphele indlela anokuyenza ngcono ngayo. Ukuba uza kufunda malunga neenkcubeko zabanye abantu kunye nezithethe zabo, yiya kwindawo ehloniphekileyo. Yiya kubantu abaphila kobo bomi ubaphathe njengeengcali. Mamela abanye ukuba bathi weqa imida yakho. Bonakalisa ukuthobeka. Buza imibuzo ngendlela enentlonelo. Ungazami ukuphucula izinto zenkcubeko kuba kulula kunokuba uziqonde ngokupheleleyo. Ngaphezu kwako konke, ziqhelise ukuba novelwano. Kwaye eso sisifundo esihle kakhulu kuthi nakweyiphi na iminyaka.

Iholide ezimnandi, wonke umntu.

Katie Schenkel ( @JustPlainTweets Umbhali ikopi emini, umbhali wenkcubeko yep pop ebusuku. Uthando lwakhe lubandakanya iikhathuni, ii-superheroes, ubufazi, kunye nayo nayiphi na indibaniselwano yesithathu. Ukuphonononga kwakhe kunokufumaneka Cofa Cofa kunye newebhusayithi yakhe Into elula nje , apho abamba khona ipodcast yeJPS kunye neewebhu zakhe Ukuqhuba ikhaya kwiMovie . Uhlala ekhwaza uMary Sue njengoJustPlainSomething.

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