Ngaba iAmazon isinika i-Horny Lord yeeRings Series?

IiAmazon INkosi yeeRingi uthotho luye lwaqala ukwenza umboniso bhanyabhanya eNew Zealand kwaye izinto, siza kuthi, ziyafudumeza. Ngoku ka IComicBook.com umnxeba wokuphosa othabathele ingqalelo indawo yabalandeli beLOTR TheLindaLine.net ikhangela abalinganiswa bekhululekile ngobunqunu. Umnxeba ufundeka ngoluhlobo: Ngaba uthuthuzelekile ngobunqunu? Ukuya kuthi ga kwi-500 yeedola ngosuku. Sebenzisa isalathiso NUDE. Sifuna abantu abahamba ze base-Auckland-abaneminyaka eli-18 ubudala kunye, zonke iimilo kunye nobukhulu (izikhokelo ezisondeleyo ziya kuhlala zilandelwa kuseto.) Imveliso ikwaqeshe umququzeleli wolwalamano, isikhundla esihlala sinomsebenzi wokujonga ezesondo.

Ngoku kunokwenzeka ngokupheleleyo ukuba le fowuni yokuphosa yinto yokukhohlisa okanye engahambelaniyo nomboniso weAmazon, kodwa INkosi yeeRingi I-Twitter sele ichanekile ngokuqinisekileyo malunga noku kungabandakanya ntoni. (Kwaye ngo INkosi yeeRingi I-Twitter ndithetha ikakhulu mna.)

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Ngaba iAmazon izama ukwenza imali ngempumelelo enkulu kakhulu Imidlalo yeethrone Ngokutyhala imifanekiso ethile yesondo kwi-saga eyaziwayo yaseTolkien? Ukuba yinyani, iTolkien kusenokufuneka ibuye kwelikhulu ngaphaya kweGandalf i-White post-Balrog stomping. Yabona, uTolkien wayengu UKUNZIMA UmKatolika (yayinguye owaguqula i-TS Eliot yangena ebuKristwini) kunye namahemuhemu ama -exexual Ngapha koko, wayekujonga ukuphuma kwesini ngenkulungwane yama-20 njengowona mceli-mngeni omkhulu ekuziphatheni kwabantu ngaphandle kwamaNazi kunye ne-fascism.

Ude wabhala iileta ezininzi koonyana bakhe echaza ubude malunga nomsebenzi oqaqambileyo kodwa oyimfuneko olala nomfazi wakho (ouch to their mom!) Kunye nokubiza isondo emtshatweni sisifo esikhulu.

Ngoku, kunzima ukumbiza njenge-asexual ngokwemiqathango yanamhlanje kuba akucaci nokuba ukwenyanya kwakhe isondo kubangelwe kukuthanda kwakhe inkolo (eyayiyinyani ngokwesiko lokuba ngumntu ophakathi waseBritane okhoyo ngelo xesha) okanye ukuba usebenzise Inkolo yakhe ukuthethelela ukungathandi kwakhe kwezesondo. Okanye, njengoko abanye bekhohlisile ( kwaye icacisiwe kwi-biopic Tolkien ), Wasebenzisa bobabini ukucinezela umnqweno wobufanasini. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, bambalwa kakhulu abafazi kwiNkosi yeRings trilogy edlala indima enkulu (uArwen, uEowyn, kunye neGaladriel), kwaye nangona benyulu (kwaye ikakhulu ngasemva kwezigcawu) ukuthandana kuka-Arwen no-Aragorn, oyena usenyongweni kwaye uthambile ubudlelwane benzeka phakathi kwabalinganiswa abangamadoda. Amabali amabini amakhulu othando nguFrodo noSam, kunye noGimli noLegolas. Umbhalo ongezantsi wenziwe womelela ngakumbi kulungelelwaniso lwefilimu kuba ikhemistri phakathi kukaElijah Wood kunye noSean Astin yayomelele kakhulu.

Kodwa ngokusisiseko, le ndoda yayikhethe ngokungafaniyo isondo kwiincwadi zayo ngenxa yoko kuyahlekisa ukuba iAmazon ngoku ingathatha ubugcisa bayo obucocekileyo nobunyulu kwaye iwuzalise uzele zizinto ezimdaka nezimdaka zesini. Kusekho imibuzo evuthayo engqondweni yam:

Umnxeba wokuphosa wawukhangela uninzi lwabalinganiswa bazo zonke iimilo kunye nobukhulu, ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba siza kufumana uhlobo oluthile lwe-orc orgy ...

Ngaba ii-hobbits ziya kufumana i-merlet ye-ringlet ukuze itshatise iinwele zazo ezigobileyo?

Ngaba iirhafu ziya kugotywa…. Ngaphezulu?

Ngaba iWizard Radagast iya kufumana iRadanast-y?

Ngaba amantshontsho agingxayo anyolukile kwaye athabathe nzulu athatha intsingiselo eyahluke kakhulu?

Ngaba ndiza kuyenza iNkosi yeRings ngesini puns imini yonke?

Impendulo yalo mbuzo wokugqibela yile: Hayi. Ndiza kubenzela yonke eyam ubomi.

(umfanekiso: IiCinema zeNgcaciso eNtsha)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho ebhuqayo. Ukuba uthenga into ngekhonkco lethu, uMary Sue unokufumana ikhomishini yokusebenzisana.-

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