Kulungile ukuba Ungazi ukuba uziva njani xa ubona amagama eTrump Farewell

Ndiza kunyaniseka ngokwenene: andazi ngokwenene ukuba ndingaqala njani eli qhekeza. Zininzi iingcinga ezijikeleza intloko yam kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha ndicinga ukuba ndizinzile omnye komnye iza ngathi, Naw, ayisiyiyo indlela oziva ngayo ngoku. Ke endaweni yokuhlalutya enye, ndizokuzama ukubahlalutya BONKE, kuba akukho mpendulo isinye kum xa ubuzwa, Uziva njani ngoku uTrump engekho eofisini?

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Konke ukunyuka koMhobe weSizwe:

Kuba ekugqibeleni yenzekile:

Kufana nokuya kwivenkile kwaye ubone ukuba iCinnamon Toast Crunch iyathengiswa. Ayisiyibhokisi encinci ehlala kuphela njengezitya ezithathu, kodwa ibhokisi ye-BIG, oyityeshileyo ngenxa yokuba awufuni kuchitha lonto okuninzi kwicereal nokuba yeyona nto uyithandayo. Emva koko ujika ikona kwaye ubona ukuba i-ayisikhrim inesibindi sokuba yi-B2G1, kwaye ligama le-ice cream, uhlobo olunencasa ezimnandi ezifana ikeyiki yosuku lokuzalwa kwaye Itshokholethi ephindiweyo ebrawuni .

Eyona nto ndizama ukuyithetha kukuba ndonwabe ngokungakholelekiyo ngoku.

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Kukho lo mzuzu wokuphefumla ondibethelayo ukuphindaphinda, le ngqondo ye-PHEW eyiyo njengoko ndibona i-tweet emva kwe-tweet indikhumbuza ukuba uTrump uthe yokugqibela intetho kwaye uyishiyile iNdlu eNkulu. Nokuba bendisazi ukuba olu suku luza, inxenye yam ibingayi kuvumela ukuba ndiyikholelwe de ndayibona isenzeka ngexesha elililo. Kufana naxa funga ukuba umdlalo / umboniso bhanyabhanya / imithombo yeendaba kwimithombo yeendaba obukhe wawukhangela emva kweminyaka unomhla wokukhutshwa kodwa uye ulibaziseke amaxesha ngamaxesha kwaye uyala ukuyikholelwa de uyibone kwiscreen sakho.

Ngoku ndibukele ukuntywila kweTrump kwihelikopta ndiziva ngathi yi-flippin 'Ninja Turtles njengoko bebukele iSuper Shredder izikhupha emfazweni. Wayenokumamela kwaye ayeke ukutshabalalisa yonke into emngqongileyo, kodwa hayi.

UCowabunga?

Ewe, yile. UCowabunga.

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Okwethutyana apho khange ndicinge ukuba ukushiya kukaTrump kunokwenzeka.

Njengo.

Kukonke.

Akunjalo nje ngenxa ye-2020 kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba isihogo asizange sincede ukungaqiniseki kwam.

UTrump akazange afake okuhle phakathi kwabantu, kunye nolawulo lwakhe. Ukomeleze abantu abaninzi ukuba babe zezona zinto zabo zibi kakhulu, kangangokuba andinakuze ndijonge ikepisi ebomvu ngendlela efanayo kwakhona. Oku kwaqhubeka kude kube sekupheleni, ukusuka ekubalweni ukuya kwiCapitol apho amaRiphabhlikhi enza enye yezinto ezimbini: 1) wamkela umyalezo wobumbano wobumbano, okanye 2) watsibela inqanawa eyayiza kungena kwi-bullshit ixesha elide kwixesha elidlulileyo.

Emva kwayo yonke loo nto kunye neminyaka kaDonald Trump enguDonald Trump… siyenzile.

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  • Ukukhathazeka

Ezi zimbini zilandelayo zizinto endiziva ndingalunganga ngokuzithetha kuba andifuni ukuba yum nabani na yum.

Kodwa ndithe ndiza kubhala zonke iimvakalelo zam kwaye oko kuthetha ukuzamkela zombini kuba:

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Ndicinga ukuba isahlulo esilungileyo sabantu siyayazi loo nto, nangona kunjalo, kwaye ndibhalise ngokupheleleyo kwingcinga yokuba ukwamkela ulonwabo akuthethi ukuba awuhoyi owona mfanekiso mkhulu. Ndiyenzile amaxesha amaninzi ngokwam.

Ndicinga ukuba ezona zinto zixhalabisayo zilele kubantu abacinga ukuba ngeTrump simkile sigqibile nge-shit embi. Ngaphezulu kokulungisa izinto ezininzi azenzileyo, sisesiphakathini sobhubhane kwaye, ewe, sisajongana nabantu abaninzi abaqhubeka belahla igama umanyano Ngaphandle kokuqonda ukuba KUFANELE isebenze zombini iindlela, kwaye ngoku, icala likaTrump alizange lenze nantoni na ukundivumela ukuba ndifuna ukuza kunye nabo.

Ngokukodwa emva kweziganeko eCapitol.

Kungenxa yokuba uTrump akasekho mongameli ayithethi ukuba bonke abo bantu bakholelwa kuye baya kunyuka baphele emoyeni, bangaze baphinde baviwe. Basekhona kakhulu kwaye iseyinto ekunokukhathazeka ngayo.

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Umnqweno omkhulu wokukhwaza NDIKUXELELELE njalo kuwo wonke umntu ozamile ukundixelela ukuba kutheni uTrump angayi kuba imbi lonto phaya ngo-2016 ayisiyiyo imvakalelo ehambileyo. Ndizama ukungahoyi kuba ndizama ngokungazibandakanyi nabantu abacinga ukuba kungangcono xa ndibona izinto ngokwembono yalomntu unengxaki kwaye nabaxhasi bakhe. Kwakungafani nokuba uTrump wayefihla indlela yokuziphatha kwakhe okunocalucalulo okanye ukungabikho kolwazi xa kufikwa kwezopolitiko. Kwakungafani nabalandeli bakhe abangakhange bazikhuphe ngokwabo, kunjalo, uhlobo lwabantu abaza kuhlasela iCapitol, ngokubi, kunye nohlobo lwabantu amacala omabini kukufa okona kulungileyo.

Kodwa eneneni, yonke into eyenziwa nguTrump yayikukunikezela ngesitikha esibonakalayo sobuhlanga. Ke andikhathazeki kangako kangangokuba ade wangena nase-ofisini, kufana nokuba ndicaphukile ukuba kuthathe loo nto ukwenza ukuba abantu babone imiba ebilapha, kwaye kwabanye, kuthathe ixesha elide kwaye nangoku ukuthatha ixesha elide.

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Ke, ndiza njani, kunye nabanye ekusenokwenzeka ukuba bakwisikhephe esinye, ukuze ndize nazo zonke ezi mvakalelo? Eyona nto ingcono endinokuza nayo yile: kulungile ukuba ungabinayo impendulo ehambelanayo yendlela oziva ngayo xa uqaphela ukuba umongameli ileyibhile ayisasebenzi kwiTrump. Kulungile ukuba ungazi ukuba uzive njani okanye utshintshe phakathi kweemvakalelo ezahlukeneyo. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba wazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba uziva njani, kwaye esihogweni, unokuba ndindisholo kuyo yonke into ongaziva kwaphela.

Yinyani leyo.

Kwaye kulungile.

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