Kuba ndibhale ngazo zombini Imfundiso kwaye Ukuleqa uAmy , mhlawumbi ayothusi into yokuba ndingumlandeli omkhulu wefilimu yokuqala ka-Kevin Smith, ye-1994's Oonobhala . Kwakungeyiyo yokuqala yeefilimu zikaSmith endazibonayo ngokobuqu, kodwa yenye yeentando zam kwindawo yakhe, kwaye ndinothando oluninzi Oonobhala 2 , yiyo loo nto iindaba ukuba Oonobhala 3 uyaphuma indenze ndabuyela kwi-indie feature eyayiqala yonke loo nto.
Oonobhala Ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo, ngumboniso bhanyabhanya ohlekisayo, kodwa ndicinga ukuba yeyona nto ndiyithandayo ngayo, kwaye into endiyithandayo kuKevin Smith njengomdali, zezindlela ezichuliweyo awabiza ngazo amadoda kwii-bullshit hangups zabo malunga nezesondo nothando.
Makhe sithethe ngalo mbono ungathandekiyo wama-37. Kwimuvi, umlinganiswa wethu ophambili, uDante (Brian O'Halloran), unentombi yakhe, uVeronica Ronnie (uMarilyn Ghigliotti), ejinga ngapha nangapha nomsebenzi wakhe. Xa ekhona, kufike umfana obizwa ngokuba yi-Snowball ngenxa yesenzo esithile sesondo somlomo asithandayo. URonnie uyavuma ukuba uyenzile, kwaye uDante uyaphuma, amhlazise, kwaye enze amagqabantshintshi ngendlela enza ngayo oko kumenza azive egula. UDante uphuhlisa le hangup malunga nayo yonke into emenza ukuba acinge ukukopela kuRonnie kunye nentombi yakhe yangaphambili.
Yintoni enomdla ngokwenene ngolu luhlu yindlela uGhigliotti atshintsha ngayo ulwimi lomzimba xa kuvela i-Snowball. Unovalo, uqala ukujijitheka ngezandla zakhe, kwaye ukwenza kucace gca ukuba uDante yinkwenkwe yakhe kwaye ungakanani kuye. Xa uRonnie ebeka ingxoxo malunga ne-Snowball, uqala ukuvavanya amanzi, akhulise umhlobo wakhe ngaphambi kokuba avume ukuba nguye owanqabisa umntu.
UDante unomsindo awakhankanya kuphela ukuba walala nabafana abathathu, kwaye uSnowball wayengenguye omnye wabo, kwaye uRonnie uyachaza ukuba akazange alale nawo wonke umntu awayelala naye, kodwa wenza amadinga, kwaye ukuba uyamthanda umntu, yayiza kwehlela kubo — into angayifakwanga kubalo. UDante uyamngxolisa emxelela ukuba mangaphi amadoda, kwaye uRonnie uthi akazange abhabhe xa uDante emxelela ukuba bangaphi na abantu ababhinqileyo, waphendula wathi, Eyahlukileyo. Oku kubalulekile.
Inani liyi-36, kwaye kubandakanya uDante, owenza i-37. Into kaRonnie kukuba, kuye, ukunika i-blowjobs yayingeyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu kunokwabelana ngesondo-ukuba isondo lomlomo kwakuyinto nje eqhelekileyo kwaye isondo lokungena lalisondele kakhulu, ke akazange yenze rhoqo. Ukanti, kuDante, yinto eyahlukileyo, kwaye ebeya kuba nayo kukhethwe ukuba yayiyeyokwabelana ngesondo endaweni yomlomo (okanye ubanga njalo). Ayinamsebenzi ukuba ebethembekile kuye; Into ebalulekileyo kuye kukuba unale mbali inesondo eqhubele phambili kunaye.
Ngalo lonke ixesha ndikwanga, ndingcamla abanye abafana abangama-36. Ngoba? Akacingi ngamanye amabhinqa ali-11 owawukhe wahamba nawo?
Ngokufana ne Ukuleqa uAmy , Sinesibini apho umfana anokungazithembi malunga nobuchule bakhe bezesondo xa ejongene nomfazi onamava ngakumbi. Ngandlela thile, oko kuyilungisa yonke into eyoyikekayo eyenziwe nguVeronica kuDante: gudla umqolo wakhe, umphathele ukutya .. Wade walitshintsha kanye nevili lakhe! Uyintombazana elungileyo kwaye liqabane elixhasayo, kodwa ngenxa yokuba enikwe ii-blowjob ezininzi, ayikhathalelwa. Kodwa ngaphandle kweentloni zethu zangaphakathi kunye noDante ekubeni ngumlingisi wethu ophambili, ukuba ibali liyazi ukuba akalunganga.
NjengoSilent Bob, uKevin Smith ngokwakhe, uyibeka ngokufanelekileyo: Uyazi, kukho isigidi sabasetyhini abajongeka kakuhle emhlabeni, mfondini. Kodwa ayizisi yonke i-lasagna emsebenzini. Uninzi lwabanye luyakuqhatha.
UDante utshabalalisa ubudlelwane obukhulu kuba unamathele entlokweni yakhe, kwaye loo nto ibuhlungu kuba uVeronica wayeyintombi elungileyo.
Ewe, uhlala noRosario Dawson Oonobhala 2, ke ubuncinci akazange ahlawulele izono zakhe ngonaphakade.
Kodwa yile nxalenye yenkcazo eyenza uKevin Smith omnye wababhali bam abathandayo. Ufumana indlela yokuqaqambisa ngokwenyani ezo hangups ngendlela emnandi ongayiqondiyo ukuba ikuxelela ukuba wenze ngcono de uyiyeke ihlale nawe.
Jonge phambili uku Oonobhala 3 .
(umfanekiso: Miramax)
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