Inkolo kunzima kakhulu ukuthetha ngayo, kwaye iimovie ezihamba phambili zenkolo ngoku zonke ziinkqubo ze-Evangelical okanye iifilimu ezimhlophe ezenziwa mhlophe malunga noMoses, uNowa noKristu ngokwakhe. Yiloo nto eyenza ifilimu kaKevin Smith ka-1999 Imfundiso Inomdla onjalo ukuphinda utyelele iminyaka engamashumi amabini kamva, njengoko sizifumana ngexesha apho ilungelo lenkolo lizama ukusebenzisa umbono wabo kunye nokholo njengesixhobo ngokuchasene nabasetyhini, abantu abangafuniyo, kunye nabantu bezinye iinkolo.
Imfundiso uxela ibali leengelosi ezimbini ezigxothiweyo, uBartleby (Baby Ben Affleck) kunye noLoki (Baby Matt Damon), abo babedingiselwe eWisconsin ngonaphakade ngokunxila bemdelela uThixo ngokungababulali abantu (uThixo weTestamente eNdala, uyazi ukuba Wenza njani). Ngenye imini, bafumana ileta ebaxelela ngombhiyozo wokunikezelwa kwakhona eNew Jersey, ikhokelwa nguKhadinali Ignatius Glick (George Carlin). Ngokuhamba ngakwindlela enkulu yecawa, bobabini bayakufumana ukwaneliseka ngokupheleleyo, baxolelwe sonke isono, kwaye siyakubavumela ukuba bangene kwakhona eZulwini.
Ingxaki kukuba ubukho busekwe kumgaqo wokuba uThixo akanasiphako, ngenxa yoko impumelelo yabo iya kungqina ukuba uThixo unempazamo kwaye alungise yonke indalo. UThixo uye kwi-MIA, ke ilizwi lakhe, uMetatron (Alan Rickman) ubiza iBethany Sloane (Linda Fiorentino), iscion sokugqibela, ukunceda ukusindisa umhlaba-ngoncedo lukaJay noSilent Bob, uChris Rock, kunye noSalma Hayek.
UKevin Smith unembali enzima kakhulu yokubhala abafazi. Ngamanye amaxesha, uyifumana ngokuchanekileyo kwaye akoyiki ukumisela isikhokelo sendoda yakhe njengowesini kunye nokubona kufutshane kwindlela abaphatha ngayo abafazi abalungileyo. Ndikunye neBethany, sinomfazi odandathekileyo ongumcebisi kwi-Planned Parenthood kwaye usaqhubeka nokujongana neengxaki zakhe zokholo ngokuya ecaweni yonke imihla nangona engazi nokuba uyakholelwa na kuThixo.
Akunqabile ukubona ukuboniswa okuhle kwabasetyhini abasebenza kwi-Planned Parenthood, kunye nokuba iBethany ijongana nempilo yabasetyhini kunye nokuqhomfa kodwa iseyi heroine kwaye i-scion yokugqibela iyindlela ehamba phambili yokucinga nguSmith.
Ukusuka kwimbono yokholo, uSmith bobabini bahlekisa ngobuKatolika nangobuKristu kwaye uqinisa ukubaluleka kwabo ebantwini. Ngomlinganiswa kaChris Rock, uRufus, wayichukumisa into yokuba ubuKrestu bumenze mhlophe uKristu kwaye ngekhe angakhululeki ukuxhasa indoda enemibala njengomsindisi wayo. Imyuziyam uSerendipity (uSalma Hayek) uthi yenye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo kwimibono bhanyabhanya emva kokubonelela ngoBethaniya:
Niza kufunda nini nina? Akukho malunga nokuba ngubani olungileyo okanye ongalunganga. Alikho ihlelo elisibethelelayo okwangoku, kuba bonke bazenza amalungisa ukuze baqonde ukuba akunamsebenzi ukuba unokholo entweni, kukuba unokholo. Iintliziyo zakho zikwindawo elungileyo, kodwa iingqondo zakho kufuneka zivuke.
Isiseko sefilimu ngulo mgaqo. Ukholo aluyonto imbi, kodwa into eyenzekayo egameni lokholo inokuba njalo, kwaye abantu abazisa ilizwi likaThixo banokuba ngabantu abaneziphene, abasetyhini kunye nabagxothiweyo. Inye kuphela into encinci endiyithandayo kukuba, kwindawo enye apho uBartleby noLoki benza khona uburhalarhume, bathetha ukuba enye yala madoda bayigwebayo ngumntu ombi ngenxa yokuba wamkhanyela unyana wakhe oyisitabane. Inyani yokuba bayasibeka isono asibobufanasini, kodwa ukwaliwa komntwana wakhe, kulungile kakhulu, nangona uSmith enotyekelo lokulahla iziqhulo zohlobo lwehomo kwiifilimu zakhe.
Njengomntu owayeya kwisikolo samaKatolika kwaye esokola nemfundiso yobuKatolika nobuKristu, kodwa esoloko eziva enolwalamano noYesu, iNtombikazi kaMariya, kunye nabaNgcwele abaninzi, Imfundiso yayiyimovie eyandenza ndaziva ndonwabile ngokudideka kwam xa ndakuyibona kwiminyaka yam yokugqibela. Indivumele ukuba ndiqonde ukuba, into endiyikholelwayo, ukuba ayenzakalisi, kwaye indizisele intuthuzelo, yayiyinto elungileyo-ukuba izimvo zam zilungile kwaye nezinto endizifunayo elukholweni zazingathethi ukuba kufuneka ndinyanzele iinkolelo kuye nabani na okanye ubhalise nakoluphi na ukholo. NdingumPagan / Polytheist odibeneyo onwabileyo ngenxa ye-Dogma.
Ngokuqinisekileyo ibhalwe ngeendlela ezininzi, kodwa intliziyo yayo iyinyani, kwaye kulungile ukubona i-movie ekwazi ukuhlalutya nokuphanda iingcamango zonqulo kwindawo yokholo oluhle (lol). Ilungelo alinakho ukuzimela ngenkolo, kwaye akufuneki ukuba babodwa kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya yezenkolo, ngakumbi xa Imfundiso kukushiya uziva uxolile emhlabeni kunye UThixo Akafi inye okanye zimbini.
Akukubi kakhulu kumdlalo bhanyabhanya onedemon yokoqobo kuyo.
Kwakhona, le movie iyathetha ukuba uMat Damon udlale uLoki kabini.
(umfanekiso: Iifilimu zeSango leNgonyama)
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