UStephen Colbert Unyanisile: Awudingi i-Hobbit ukonwabela i-Lord of the Rings

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Ndinokuvuma izono endiqinisekile ukuba abanye abantu bazakukhala bebuya kwangoko kwikhadi lam: Andizange ndigqibe IHobbit . Ayikho incwadi okanye i-trilogy yefilimu. Ayisiyonto yokuba ndingakhange ndiyonwabele enye yezinto endiye ndaya kuzo, andiziva nje ndinyanzelekile ukuba ndigqibe, ngokuyinxenye kuba bendisazi ukuba kukho ibali elikhulu kakhulu (kwaye ewe, ngandlela thile, ngcono) ibali malunga nalaa ringi ingummangaliso gaphandle phaya.

Oku kunokubonakala kungalunganga kwabanye, kodwa akukho namnye ngaphandle kukaTolkien nerd extraordinaire uStephen Colbert ovumayo, njengoko sibona kutshanje ukuhlala phantsi nomlingane wakhe uPatton Oswalt. U-Oswalt ugqibile-njengoko kubhalwe kwividiyo emnandi kakhulu- efunda yonke i uharry Potter uthotho kwintombi yakhe. U-Oswalt ujonge uthotho olutsha lokufunda kwaye uColbert, ewe, uphakanyisile INkosi yeeRingi , kodwa wanika IHobbit yomelele eh.

Ayinaso nje isitayile esiphakamileyo kunye nolwimi, uColbert wachaza kukothuka kuka-Oswalt. Andiqondi ukuba iyincwadi elungileyo njenge INkosi yeeRingi . Oku… kuyinyani ngokupheleleyo. Awudingi IHobbit ukonwabela INkosi yeeRingi . Ungatsiba ngokupheleleyo ukuba uyafuna!

IHobbit yincwadi eyenzelwe abafundi abancinci kakhulu kune INkosi yeeRingi . Ukuthelekisa ezi zinto zombini kufana nokuthelekisa uMgqibelo kusasa Abaphindezeli ikhathuni ukuya Imfazwe engapheliyo . Bahluke kakhulu.

INkosi yeeRingi ibali apho IHobbit isebenza njengoluhlobo lwe-prequel encinci emnandi, kwaye ngelixa iziganeko ziphela zintle kakhulu (nangona imikhosi emihlanu ibonakala igqithile emfazweni, awucingi?) ayilulo uhlobo lokubonisa olukhoyo njengoko sibona INkosi yeeRingi , kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ayithelekisi ubunzulu nobubanzi.

Oku akuthethi IHobbit kubi-kuyathandeka kwaye kumnandi- kodwa yonke into ekuyo, ngakumbi malunga neHobbits, ikhona kwizahluko zokuqala zika- INkosi yeeRingi . Kungenxa yoko le nto uPeter Jackson wakwazi ukwenza i-trilogy efanelekileyo ye-movie kolu ngcelele ngaphandle kokwenza i IHobbit ifilimu ngaphambili… kwanokuba kutheni kusenziwa IHobbit kwithoni efanayo kunye nobubanzi njenge INkosi yeeRingi khange kusebenze.

Ngokukodwa ukusukela oko uPatton nentombi yakhe bagqiba nje IHallows Hallows , UColbert usemalini ebonisa ukuba bayatsiba kwiZinto eziLungileyo nge INkosi yeeRingi . Ulungile. Kodwa kukho ezinye iindlela onokukhetha kuzo. Banokujonga iAlanna Books, okanye nantoni na ebhalwe nguTamora Pierce, uthotho lwe-Earthsea okanye i-Prydian chronicles-zonke ezo zinto ndizikhumbula zinothando xa ndandikuloo minyaka. Okanye banokuya kwincwadi endiyifundelwe ngumama xa ndandineminyaka elishumi: Ipaki yeJurassic .

Eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu apha ayisiyiyo eyona nto ibalulekileyo okanye eyimfuneko: yile nto zithethwa ziincwadi kuthi xa zisabelana nomntu esimthandayo. Nokuba kunjalo uharry Potter okanye Ipaki yeJurassic , ukwabelana ngencwadi nomntwana wakho okanye umzali yenye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo…. Andikwazi kulinda de ndikwazi ukufunda IHobbit kumntwana wam xa sele emdala-kwaye umbonise INkosi yeeRingi Iimuvi ngaphandle IHobbit trilogy.

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