Yeka Ukutya iiSandwiches zecannibal, wena maniacs oqinisekileyo

Mads Mikkelsen

IWisconsin, kufuneka sithethe. Unezinto ezininzi ezimangalisayo kwilizwe laseBadger, ezinje ngeshizi, iminqwazi yesonka samasi, kunye noMhlaba oqobo wamaLwandle. Unobuninzi bezinye iimpawu ezingezizo zobisi endizithandayo kurhulumente, kangangokuba ndiye ndachitha lonke ihlobo ndaza ndaya kwifowuni kwaye ndibhala ngebhanki eWisconsin kaJoe Biden. Ndinyanisa, UFrank Lloyd Wright weTaliesin ? YOKUMANGALISA. IZiko leMyuziyam leHlabathi kwiBaraboo? Iconic.

Kodwa ngelixa uthando lwam kuwe lufana nothando lwam lwesonka samasi, ndihlala ndinganyamezeleki (i-lactose) enganyamezeliyo kule monstrosity yaziwa njenge sangji ye-cannibal. Kwabo basikelelekileyo ngokungazi kwesi sono ngokuchasene nendalo, ndiyaxolisa. Isandwich ye-cannibal (ekwabizwa ngokuba yi-tiger yenyama ye-tiger, yona i-BARF) yinyama yenkomo eluhlaza, izilayi zetswele eluhlaza, kunye netyuwa nepepile kwisiqwenga sesonka.

KUNYE NAKHO.

Ngandlela-thile, isandwich ye-cannibal iye yayibamba indlela eya kumasiko eMiddle Midwest, kuba ayilixesha lasebusika nje ngaphandle kohudo olunesiqhushumbisi kunye neSalmonella ndiyaqikelela? Ngoku jonga, ndiyayonwabela i-carpaccio yenkomo kakhulu njenge-carnivore elandelayo, kodwa isandwich yenyama eluhlaza? KULO UQOQOSHO? Hayi enkosi.

Esi sithuko kwiisendwitshi, endinokucinga ukuba zisekwe kulindelo, kufuneka ukuba lube lolunye ukhuphiswano lweholide apho utya khona kwaye emva koko ubaleke ngokuchasene nexesha lokukhulula iingubo zakho ezininzi zobusika ngaphambi kokuba uhlambe ibhulukhwe yakho.

Ngoku, ngenxa yokuba abantu bezidenge, iSebe lezeMpilo laseWisconsin (i-DHS) kuye kwafuneka lithumele i-tweet ukuba ukutya inyama ekrwada AKUKHO kucetyiswayo ngenxa yebhaktiriya enokuba nayo.

I-DHS, eyathi ikhupha esi sikhumbuzi minyaka le (yikes), icacisa ngomngcipheko wenyama eluhlaza ngaphakathi iposi kuFacebook , apho bakhumbuza iWisconsinites, Iintsapho ezininzi zaseWisconsin zibajonga njengesiko leeholide, kodwa ukuzitya kubeka isoyikiso kuSalmonella, E. coli O157: H7, Campylobacter kunye neListeria bacteria enokukugulisa. (Kwaye, hayi, ayinamsebenzi ukuba uyithenga phi inyama yakho yenkomo!).

Kodwa, njengayo yonke enye into ngo-2020, isilumkiso se-cannibal sandwich sibi kakhulu. Njengoko izibhedlele kwilizwe liphela zigutyungelwe ngamatyala amatsha e-COVID-19, iibhedi zilinganiselwe kwaye abasebenzi bezempilo baphantsi koxinzelelo olukhulu. Ke ngeli xesha aba bantu behlala bekukuphela kokhuseleko lwethu kulo bhubhane, nceda ungachithi ixesha labo ngemicimbi yakho engalawulekiyo yesisu esiluhlaza.

Ndiyathemba ukuba abantu bayakuthatha uxanduva lobuqu kwaye bangazityhefu ngabom, kodwa ngenxa yokusilela kweMelika ukunxiba ilaphu elinqatyisiweyo ebusweni babo ukukhuselana, ndiyathandabuza.

Ngokushwankathela iWisconsin, nxiba iimaski zakho, upheke inyama yakho yenkomo kwiqondo lobushushu langaphakathi le-160 degrees Fahrenheit, kwaye ube nexesha elonwabisayo nelikhuselekileyo leholide.

(nge CNN Umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Brooke Palmer / NBC)

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