Ungeniso lwamva nje kuluhlu olude lwamashishini kunye namashishini abulewe yile millennials yiHooter, indawo yokutyela ekuvumela ukuba utye amaphiko aphakathi kwimall mall ngelixa ujonge kwi-cleavage yabasetyhini. Ngokwenqaku ku Zintsonkothile , Ukuzoba idatha kuphando lwe-PornHub, izizukulwana ezisencinci azikho emabeleni njengabo bangaphambili babo bantwana. Ke inkampani iyacima inani leendawo kwaye iphinde ibeke endaweni yayo.
Okokuqala, umbono wokuba zizigidi zeminyaka zokungakhathaleli amabele abulala iiHooter ziyahlekisa. Okunokwenzeka kukuba, yinto yokuba iiHooter liphelelwe lixesha, lixakeke kakhulu ishishini elizinze kuphela kwisichaso. Imillennials ubukhulu becala ibeke umlinganiso we-porn, banokuthandana kwi-Intanethi, balinde ixesha elide ukuba batshate, kwaye banemali encinci ngokomndilili kunabazali noomawokhulu babo. Yeyiphi indawo yoku ekhokelela nakubani na ukuba akhethe iiHooter njengendawo yabo yokuya kwisidlo sasemini?
Kodwa okubi nangakumbi kunokuba abaHooter besola imfazwe yemileniyali kumabele abo ngenxa yokunqongophala kweshishini lokutyela, ngumhla kuTwitter owazithathela ngokwakhe ukulungisa iiHooter.
ngamadoda ……… ... Kulungile pic.twitter.com/UoAgrBw7LK
- thot ebalulekileyo (@beehivesy) Nge-20 ka-Agasti ka-2018
U-Eric Adam Hovis apho wajika loo msonto mde waba yiposti yebhlog, kungcono ulungelelanise zonke izimvo ezimbi, ndiyaqikelela. Izimvo zazisoyikeka kakhulu, uHovis uhlelele isiqwenga sakhe esifutshane esoyikekayo (onokwazi ndifunda apha ) kwi isiqwenga esibi kakhulu emva kokufumana into endinokuyicinga kuphela ukuba yayisisikhuni somlilo… masibe nobubele kwaye sithethe ingxelo.
Masiqhekeze esi sithuba santlandlolo, kuba ngelixa sele silungisiwe, sisengumbhiyozo welungelo.
Ukuqala, usazisa ngeengongoma zakhe ezimbini eziphambili:
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Inqaku lokuqala sele lihleliwe ukuba lichaze ukuba ucinga ukuba iiHooter kufuneka zibe neyantlukwano kunye nokuzithemba komzimba. Inokuba yeyiphi inqaku elifanelekileyo ukuba imeko yomzimba ayiphumlanga ekudilizeni uhlobo oluthile lomfazi.
Ngokuphathelene nenqaku lesibini, loo nkwenkwe, yibhanti. Uqala ngokucebisa ukuba iiHooter zingaba nengxoxo ngobusuku. Andibaxi xa ndisithi leyo yenye yezona zimvo zimbi ndizivileyo. Ndandinempendulo ebonakalayo xa ndifunda la magama, kwaye kwakungekho mnandi. Abalungiseleli be-Hooter kunye nayiphi na enye indawo yokuncancisa ibele sele kufuneka ijongane namadoda amakhulu kwaye benze ngathi bayayonwabela inkampani yabo ngokutshintshela umsebenzi ogciniweyo kwaye zeziphi iingcebiso ezinokuthi zonyuswe.
Ngoku khawucinge ngokunyanzela aba bafazi ukuba bangamameli nje, kodwa bazibandakanye ngokunyanisekileyo nala madoda, bekhwaza izimvo zabo kubo ngathi banxilile, gropey Guqula Ingqondo yam meme baphile, ngamandla angaphandle kwamandla ashukumisayo dlala. Ndicinga ukuba ndivele ndaziphosa emlonyeni.
Phantse kubi njengombono wobusuku bempikiswano (j / k, akukho nto iya kuhlala imbi njengobusuku bempikiswano) sisindululo sokuba kufanele ukuba kubekho iseti ekhethekileyo yabafana abafuna nje ukunyanga imaye yabo kubafazi, ngakumbi ukuba bebesela. Ubiza aba bafazi ukuba babe 'ngabaphulaphuli beengxaki' iindwendwe. Ukoyisile oku ngokucebisa ukuba abo bafazi bazakuthatha ezinye zeemvakalelo zabasebenzi zokujongana nabanxila abanxila kakhulu kubalungiseleli. Kodwa… ngubani ehlabathini onokuthatha lo msebenzi wokuba ngumamkeli zindwendwe? Usenokuthi kuwe, ubuncinci baya kuhlawulwa kakuhle, akunjalo? NOPE!
U-Hovis uthi ngayo yonke le nto, ndicinga ukuba ndicinga ngendawo ye-geisha, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo, le nto athetha ngayo iyafana naleyo, nangona kunjalo ngoxhatshazo lwabasebenzi bakaHooter (nangona kungekho mntu ucinga ukuba balala ngesondo xa bengena kwiiHooter), isenokuba kufutshane nenkundla okanye nokuba Amava aMantombazana ayenziwe adume nguSteven Soderbergh kunye neXesha lokuBonisa: umfazi okrelekrele, onobuqili, o-sexy ojolise ekwenzeni ukuba abantu ababangqongileyo bazive bebonakala kwaye babalulekile kwaye bajikile ivuliwe. Kodwa yintoni onke loo mava kunye nezo ntlobo zabasetyhini ezifanayo? Ziyabiza ngokwenene.
Kodwa, uthi, Owu, kwaye ngandlela thile iiHooter ziya kufuna ukuba zi-SUPER CHEAP kuba thina millennials SIYAPHULELE.
Ke, masenze oku ngqo. Uhlobo olufanelekileyo lwalo mfo weHooter unabafazi abenzelwe uhlobo oluthile lomzimba, ufundile kwaye unobukrelekrele, uzimisele ukuba ngumlingane / ingxoxo-mpikiswano kumaqabane, kwaye usebenzela iingcebiso abathengi ngokuqinisekileyo abashiyi, kuba ukuba uziva unelungelo kolu hlobo lomfazi, mhlawumbi uziva uthukile ngombono wokuba uhlawule ngaphezulu kwinkampani yakhe. Kuya kufuneka ayenze nje ukonwaba! Ngamava!
Kubi ngokwaneleyo ukusola sonke isizukulwana ngokungabinazo izinto ezizithandayo zabazali babo, ngakumbi xa ezo zinto bazithandayo zigxile kukutya okungekuko kunye nokunyanzeliswa kokunxibelelana nabasetyhini abanxibe ngokungakhathali. Ukuba umntu ujonge ukuphucula olo seto (okanye ukuchaza uhlobo lwendawo abanokuya kuyo, njengoko u-Hovis ecacisile yayiyinjongo yakhe), masinga nyanzeli abasebenzi bezemvakalelo ngemali encinci. Ndiyathemba ukuba ayizukuba lilifa lesizukulwana esilandelayo.
Ingakumbi hayi xa ngokwenene Isisombululo sokulungisa iiHooter sasilapho kanye.
Ukutya okungcono. Okokwenene izikhova endaweni yabalungiseleli. Apho, ndalungisa iiHooter nje.
-Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) Nge-20 ka-Agasti ka-2018
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Rusty Clark / flickr)
