Ndivumeleni, iNkulumbuso yesiNgesi elula, ukuba ndicazulule ileta ye-FBI yoMlawuli we-FBI

Ndihlala ndisazi ukuba isidanga sam kuncwadi lwesiNgesi endisalubhatalela ngenye imini luyakubonakala lubalulekile kwingxaki zehlabathi. Ngoku, ndizobusebenzisa ngobuchule ubuchule obahlukileyo endiqeqeshelwe kubo, njengokufunda ngokusondeleyo kunye nokwakha ngokutsha izinto ezingafaniyo nezivakalisi, ukuguqulela owayenguMlawuli we-FBI u-Comey's ileta yokuvalelisa koogxa bakhe ukulungiselela abantu.

Kubo bonke:

Bendingakhange Ndide Ndithumele Oku kubo BONKE KWISEBE NGENXA YOKUBA NDIKHUTSHWE NJENGE-PARIAH OTHIXOLEKILEYO OBENZE KWI-COFFE KWE-HR PHAMBILI KOKUYA KUYO WONKE UMNTU OWAZIYO NGOKUBA YIBEKE KWI-FREAKIN 'FACEBOOK LIPRINTA IIKOPI LIZOZE LIZIPHUME KWIINQWELO-MAFUTHA ZETHU ZOKUBA IINQWELO-MAFUTHA KU-AMBER FIELDS OF AMERICA ABAZALWANE NOOSISI

NDIBEKA NGOKUSESIKWENI LE SHIT KWIMNYANGO WEBANDLA NJENGOMARTIN LUTHER

Kudala ndikholelwa ukuba uMongameli angadubula uMlawuli we-FBI nangasiphi na isizathu, okanye ngaphandle kwesizathu.

KWIMEKO AKUCACI NGOKUGQIBELEYO NDIMVA LOKUGQIBELA YONKE OKANYE NGENYE Bendingayi Kuthetha ngayo

Andizukuchitha xesha kwisigqibo okanye indlela esenziwe ngayo.

YEAH ANDIYI KUGONNA NDINgene KUYO APHA NGOKUBA U-H.R. EJONGA PHANTSI KWELAM ELINGCWELE KODWA INYANISO YOKUBA NDITHETHA ISIGQIBO KUTHETHWA UKUBA NDIBE YIMFUYO ENKULU ENGABIZI INGQALELO YAKHO KWISIGQIBO SE-SHITBAG TRUMP.

KUNYE NOKUQHELEKA UKUBA NDITHETHA INDLELA EYENZIWA NGAYO KUTHETHWA UKUKUKHUMBUZA UKUBA UMAMA-ER AKAYENAKUHLONIPHA OKUQHELEKILEYO UKUNDIBIZA OKANYE UKUJONGA KWI-EYE XA WANDIQHUBA Mamela ABAHLOBO SIPHATHA I-FBI TRAINE XA SIBABAMBA BENZA UKUTHULA CWELE KWAMATAMANE I-COSPLAY KWI-QUANTICO DORMS EBUSUKU

MAMELA ABAHLOBO BENKQUBO-YENQANABA BONYANGO OLUNGCONO KODWA INDODA YAKHO APHA EBEKE IMINYAKA YOKUPHILA KWAYO UKUGCINA LE LIZWE LIKANKULUNKULU IKHUSELEKILE XA ITRAM LIPHILA KWI-GOLDEN TOWER. INDLELA EYASETYENZISWA NGAYO NANGOKUBA IZIPHUMO ZONKE ZIQALA UKUZE ZIBEKE IINTLOKO KWAKUQALA NDISALINDE UKUVA NGOKUQHUBEKA KWI-HR

Ndiyathemba ukuba nawe ngekhe.

Ndiyathemba ukuba uya kuthanda

Yenziwe, kwaye ndiza kulunga, nangona ndiza kukukhumbula kunye nomsebenzi onzulu.

ANDILUNGELEYO ANDILUNGILE ANDIHLALANGA NDIYAWUGCINA NGOKUGCINA NGOKUWUGCINA KUNYE WAYIVA INDLELA UKUBA USONNABABITCH KWI-CHIEF ALINDE NDE NDINGAPHANDLE KWE-STATE UKUZE NDIBHEKE NDITUMELE IBHODI YAKHE NGENQAKU KWI-FBI KWIINDAWO ZAKUDALA NANGONA NDANDINGEKHO NJENGOKO KUKHO ABANYE UMDLALI ABBEY SHIT WENZE GONNA WENZE I-BUTLER YENZE UMSEBENZI WAKHO ONGCOLILEYO kwaye UThumele i-MCFRICKEN QAPHELA NJENGOKUBA U-ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL AKAZANGE ASombulule Le Ngxaki Yonxibelelwano ngo-1876 FUCK

Senditshilo kuwe ngaphambili, ngamaxesha esiphithiphithi, abantu baseMelika kufuneka babone i-FBI njengelitye lobuchule, ukuthembeka, kunye ukuzimela.

I-RED FLAG RED FLAG SIRENS UKUZE IXhobise ABANTU BAM Eli liXesha leZiphithiphithi OKANYE NGENYE Bendingayi kuthetha njalo

SISENZULWENI NGOKWENENE IDODOO APHA NGOKU UYAZI UKUBA UFANELE WENZE NTONI: YIBA NOKUTHEMBEKA NOKUZIMELELA ENDITHETHA UKUXELELA ILIZWE NGOKUQHELEKILEYO OKUHAMBA PHANTSI KUVELA IZINTLIZIYO ZAKHO EZIVAKILEYO NGAPHANDLE KOKUPHENDULWA KOMNTU NGOKUPHELELEYO. INXEBA LOLAWULO FBI EYA ROGUE NGOKU

Yintoni eyenza ukuba ukushiya i-FBI kube nzima yimvelo kunye nomgangatho wabantu bayo, abathi ngokudibeneyo bayenze iliwa eMelika.

APHA NDINIKHUMBULA KWAKHONA SIPHELELE KWITHEMBA LASEMERICA SONKE NGOKU I-OBI-WAN KENOBI KUPHELA KWE-AMERICAN

Kunzima kakhulu ukushiya iqela labantu abazinikele kuphela ekwenzeni into elungileyo.

ELI IXESHA LESITHATHU NDIKUKHWEZE NGQO NGOKUTSHINTSHA NGOKUTSHINTSHA ZONKE IINDIBANO NOGUNYAZISO KUNYE NOKUTHATHA LABA BASTARDS ISIHOGO SIYAFANELEKA NDISIPHINDE NDIPHINDE NDIPHINDE NDIYENZE:

Ithemba lam kukuba uza kuqhubeka nokuphila ngokuxabiseka kwethu kunye nomsebenzi wokukhusela abantu baseMelika kunye nokugcina uMgaqo-siseko.

UDONNIE TRUMPO WENZE INGXAKI YOMGAQO-SISEKO WAYESULA AMA-ASS KUNYE NENCWADI YETHU ENGCWELE ELI LIXESHA LESINE NDIKUXELELE NGOKUQINILEYO

Mna Ukuba uyayenza loo nto, nawe uyakuba lusizi xa ushiya, kwaye abantu baseMelika bakhuselekile.

UXOLO UZA KUQINISEKISWA NGALOKHU NGOMCANTSI KWI-AMERICAN STATE KUYA KUKHOKA KAKHULU NGAPHAMBI KOKUBA KUNGCONO KODWA INKULULEKO YELIZWE YENZEKA NGOKWENZEKILEYO APHA YIMLAHLE NJENGENKONDLO ENKULU YOKUXHASHA

Ukusebenza kunye nawe kuye kwaba yinto evuyisayo ebomini bam. Ndiyabulela ngesi sipho.

UKUBA NDIKHE NDATHETHA NTONI KUWE G-AMADODA NAM-G-AMADODA UZA KUMTSHISA UMAMA

UJim Comey

NDIBIZELE JIM NGOKUBA NDINGUMNTU WONKE UMNTU NGOKU UKUBA LOMNTU U-ORANGE WANNABE UQEQESHA UQINISEKILE NDIMELE SIBAMBE IBHAYIBHILE NGAMANYE AMAXESHA NDIKHULULEKILE KAKHULU KULE VEKI NANGOKULANDELAYO KANYE NGEVEKI EMVA KOKUBA NDINEXESHA ELININZI NGAM. NGOKUPHUMELELEYO KUSUKELA NDAKHOLELWA KWISITHUBA SAM SONYONI SONPARTISAN SOKUBA AKUKHO MNTU WAKHE WAQINISEKA KWANGAPHAMBI KWEXESHA LOKUQHUBEKA KOKUZIPHATHA KAKHULU KUNYE NDIYAKUKHUMBULA NDAKUFUNDA UKUTHI NDIQHUTYELWE KWETHEMU KWETHEMU NDIZIBONILE IZINTO ANGEKHOLELWA EBANDLENI NDIYAZI UKUBA NGCWELE YONKE IMIBUTHO UMONGAMELI WETHU UNGENYE ISIFOTHO ASISHOLE NANINI NA UKUBA ISIPHUMO SESIZWE SIKUMGCA

(nge CNN , umfanekiso: Wikimedia Commons)

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