Andikuthandi ukuthetha nabantu endingabaziyo. Andikaze, kwaye andicingi ukuba ndingaze. Ayikuko ukuba andibathandi abantu, okanye ndikholelwa okona kubi kubo, okanye nantoni na. Kungenxa yokuba ndinexhala ekuhlaleni, ke ukuthetha nabantu ongabaziyo kuhlala kunzima kum kunabanye abantu. Ndingcono ngoku ngoku kunokuba ndandinjalo xa ndandisemncinci, ngenxa yonyango kunye nokuzilolonga, kodwa andikonwabisi. Ukuba umntu wasemzini uza kum esitratweni aze ahlasele incoko kunye nam, indlela yam yokulwa-okanye-yokubaleka iya kugqithisela ngaphezulu.
Enye into emnandi ngam? Ndiyayithanda iPokémon.
Nangona ndingakuthandi ukuthetha nabantu endingabaziyo, ndiyayithanda I-Pokemon i-anime kunye nehlabathi elithembise kuthi sonke. Ukujikeleza umhlaba ungenanto ngaphandle kobhaka, ukuhamba ukuya kwiindawo ezintsha ezinomdla kunye nokudibana nabantu abatsha, lonke elixa uthatha inxaxheba kuhlobo oluhle ukulwa nenja oko kungenzeka ukuba akukho semthethweni? Izandi sebenza !! Kulungile, ngaphandle kwaleyo yokugqibela, kwaye ngaba bayayitya iPokémon? umbuzo. Kodwa, ngapha koko, umhlaba wePokémon ubonakala unomtsalane, akunjalo?
Kwezi ntsuku zimbalwa zidlulileyo, nabani na ongumnini we-smartphone unethuba lokuguqula umhlaba ube lihlabathi I-Pokemon . Inkqubo ye- I-Pokémon Yiya Umdlalo oshukumayo uvele nje, kwaye nangona ungekakwazi ukurhweba ngePokémon nabantu okanye umlo ngokuchasene nabanye abaqeqeshi okwangoku, ungahamba ujikeleze ubumelwane bakho ubambe iPokémon kwinyani eqinisekisiweyo. Sisizathu sokushiya indlu uhambe uyokubethwa ngumoya, ikwasisizathu sokujonga iindawo ezikufutshane kwaye ufunde ukuxabisa imimangaliso yangaphandle.
Kwiiyure zokuqala ezingama-24 zokudlala umdlalo, andibonanga nto ngaphandle kokuphakama. Ndaya epatini ngoMgqibelo ebusuku kwaye sonke saqhekeza iifowuni zethu kwaye saqala ukuthengisa iingcebiso kunye kunye nokuthelekisa uluhlu lwethu. Emva kokutya okulula, sonke sasihamba sihamba sihamba kunye ukuze sibambe izilo zeepokotho kwiiPoké-zokumisa ezikufutshane nasekulweni kwindawo yokuzivocavoca.
Kwakungathi ndiyaphupha. Sonke sikhule kunye ne-anime kunye nemidlalo, kodwa le nguqulo yomdlalo waziva ngathi lelona nyathelo lililo kwaye linengqiqo. Sigqibe kwelona bala leembaleki likufutshane, apho sabona khona ubomi bunny kunye nePokémon ebonakalayo.
Ke izinto ezimbini zenzekile zilandelelana ngokukhawuleza ezenze ukuba ukuphuma konke kube mnandi kum: umfana owayefake i sweatshi enombala osibonileyo ovela ngaphesheya kwesitrato, wasijonga, wahamba, waqalisa ukwenza indlela ejikeleza umzila, kancinci kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo. Emva koko, amapolisa abonisa.
Xa lo mfo ubephethe isweatshirt ebonakala, amanye amantombazana kwiqela lam adibana nam ukusebeza. Ngaba ulapha ngenxa yePokémon , sasizibuza? Okanye ulapha ukuze asibethe? Okanye… zombini?
Oku kufana nje Ilandela , omnye wabahlobo bam wasebeza, emva koko wenza ukuxelisa ukuhamba okunyanzelekileyo okwenziwa ngababi kuloo movie. Siye sahleka, kwaye ndenze konke okusemandleni ethu ukuze ndithulise ukungonwabi kwam malunga nomfo olele ezithunzini.
Lo mfana mhlawumbi wayezama ukuqokelela imithambo-luvo ukuze abe ngumhlobo wethu, kwaye ndandingumjita ongafuni ukuthetha nomntu ongamaziyo ngokupheleleyo kwibala elimnyama ngobusuku bangoMgqibelo. Ndinyanisa, yenza lonto indenza isibhanxa? Kweli lizwe lasemva kwePokémon, kunzima ukuthi! Inokuba wayekubona ukungonwabi kwethu, kuba akazange agqibe ukuthetha nathi, kodwa waxhoma ebumnyameni ixesha elide.
Emva koko, xa imoto yamapolisa yangena kwindawo yokupaka ekufuphi, sonke sayeka. Isiqingatha sabahlobo bam saqala ukuphakuzela ngokuvakalayo. Ayisithi sonke abamhlophe, kwaye, ke… uyazi ukuba injani, akunjalo? Ndiqinisekisile abahlobo bam ukuba le yipaki kawonke-wonke kwaye abantu bayabaleka kwi-track ebusuku kakhulu ngalo lonke ixesha. Ndaziva ndikhathazekile, kodwa ndabeka ubuso obukhaliphileyo nobukhululekileyo ngenxa yeetshomi zam. Ukuba ipolisa liza kuthi, andinakuqiniseka ngento elandelayo eza kwenzeka. Sajikeleza umzila sithe cwaka okwemizuzu embalwa. Amapolisa ahlala emotweni yabo okomzuzwana, esijongile, emva koko ahamba ngemoto. Mhlawumbi babesele behlukumeza abanye abadlali bePokémon kwangoko ngokuhlwa kwaye bafumanisa ukuba senza ntoni. Ngubani oza kuthi?
Omabini la mabali aphela ngoncumo oluhlaziyiweyo, kwaye yonke i-adventure yethu yasebusuku yakhokelela ekubeni wonke umntu akhuseleke kwaye abuyele ekhaya. Kodwa ngemini elandelayo, xa ndandihamba-hamba kwiindawo ezahlukeneyo ngexesha lasemini ndikhangela izilo ezipokothweni, ndacinga ngeziganeko zasebusuku zangaphambili kwaye ndaqala ukuqaphela ezinye zeengxaki zokuyilwa komdlalo. Eyona ngxaki inkulu? Abaphambukeli baqhubeka besiza kum . Ngokukodwa, iyamangalisa kodwa ndaqhubeka ndiyenza. Akukho bantu basetyhini banxibelelana nam, nangona ndibone uninzi lwabasetyhini bedlala iPokémon. Hmmm!
Ndiyaqonda ukuba oku akubonwa njengengxaki ngumntu wonke. Ewe, abantu abangaziwayo bathetha omnye nomnye malunga nePokémon yinto abantu abaninzi abayikhankanyileyo njengeyona nto ifanelekileyo yomdlalo. Ndingumntu ongaqhelekanga ayenzi njengokuthetha nabantu ongabaziyo. Ndidlala imidlalo kwifowuni yam ukuze ndikwazi thintela ukuthetha nabantu ongabaziyo. Sekunjalo, ndikunandiphile ukufunda amabali malunga nabantu abangabaziyo abahlanganisana ngeenxa zonke kwiiPoké-zokumisa kunye , besenza intetho encinci kwaye ekugqibeleni babazi abamelwane babo. Kodwa kumava am, ayidlali ngoluhlobo.
Ke, bendibamba nje iPokémon ngelixa ndisehla ngendlela, ndicinga ngeshishini lam. Emva koko ndiye ndaphawula ukuba abafana (kwaye, njengoko benditshilo, bekunjalo kuphela abafana) baqhubeka bephinda-phinda ukujonga kwiscreen sam emva koko bajonge ngaphezulu, umbuzo ocacileyo emehlweni abo. Omnye umfana wandilandela iinyawo ezininzi, kwaye xa ejonge egxalabeni lam ukujonga ukuba ndifuna i-Pokémon, ndiye ndabeka i-imeyile kwi-imeyile yam ndenza ngathi ndijonge leyo ukuze ihambe. Uyenzile, kodwa hayi ngaphambi kokuba enze ukubetha kwentliziyo yam ngokulandela indlela esondele kakhulu emva kwam.
Xa ndandihamba ngakwindawo yokuzivocavoca yePokémon kwaye ndicinga ngokulwa apho, ndabona iqela leshumi elinambini lama-20-izinto ezazibuthelene ngaphandle, zonke zikwii-smartphones zazo, zihleli. Andizange ndizive ndifuna ukuthetha nabangaziwayo, ngoko ke ndaqhubeka ndihamba, ndikhangela indlela esecaleni kwabagxeki njengoko ndandihamba. Kungekudala emva koko, umfana wandilandela ezantsi kwestrato, emva koko wandibetha egxalabeni wandibonisa ukuba ndisuse ii-headphone zam. Umgca wakhe wokuvula: Udlala iPokémon? Ndanqwala ngentloko. Wancuma ngokulindela kum, ngokucacileyo ekholelwa ukuba kuya kubakho incoko phakathi kwethu. Ndabeka i headphones zam, ndahamba.
Ndilungile nayo ukuba la mfo ucinga ukuba ndiyindlavini. Kukho abanye abantu abanomdla wokuncokola naye esitratweni malunga nePokémon. Andingomnye wabo bantu.
Kwirekhodi, lo mfo wayenomtsalane ngokwasemzimbeni kwaye enembeko kwaye iminyaka yam kwaye enxibe kakuhle kwaye enoncumo oluhle.
Kodwa bendikhona ukubamba iPokémon, kulungile? BENDIKHONA UKUBA NDIBAMBE IPOKÉMON.
I-Pokémon Yiya ibisikhumbuza sonke, ngephanyazo, ngubani owenzayo kwaye ongaziva ekhuselekile ukuphuma ngaphandle nokwenza ukuvuleka okungacwangciswanga ngakumbi kubantu abangaziwayo ukuba bathethe nabo. Oku kusikhumbuza ukuba abanye abantu baziva bekhululekile ukuhamba ezitalatweni ngaphandle koloyiko… kodwa ayinguye wonke umntu onxibelelana nomhlaba ongaphandle ngaloo ndlela, ngenxa yezizathu ezahlukeneyo.
Abanye abantu, I-Pokémon Yiya sisixhobo esonwabisayo sonxibelelwano. Kum, yaqala njengomdlalo omnandi endinokuwudlala nabahlobo bam, kodwa kungekudala, ndaqonda ukuba ngumdlalo oza kundifuna ukuba ndithethe nabantu abaninzi endingabaziyo… kwaye ngokunyaniseka hayi eyam into . Ndaye ndabona ukuba abahlobo bam ngekhe bazive bekhuselekile xa bedlala lo mdlalo, nokuba, kwaye oko kuyacaphukisa.
I-Pokémon Yiya izisa imibuzo emininzi ebendinayo malunga ne- I-Pokemon anime ngelo xesha. Zininzi iingxaki malunga nolwakhiwo lobuxoki lomqeqeshi wePokémon, njengemibuzo endiyizisileyo ngaphambili (umzekelo, ayisiyiyo le mpatho gadalala yezilwanyana? Kwaye nzulu , bayayitya iPokémon?!). Owona mbuzo wam mkhulu uphathelene neenkxalabo ezinxulumene nokhuseleko zabaqeqeshi abahlukeneyo bePokémon. Kuyabonakala ukuba, kweli hlabathi liyintsomi, eyona nto imbi inokwenzeka kuwe ngaphandle ehlathini kukuba uza kubaleka kwiQela leRocket kwaye baya kuzama ukuba iPikachu yakho. Ayothusi loo nto, yithi, ukubaleka ungene kumagosa asebupoliseni kwilizwe lethu lokwenyani. Kwaye uthini ngabo bonke abanye abantu ongabaziyo onokuthi ubaleke nabo esitratweni? Akusoloko kunomtsalane kwaye kumnandi ukuthetha nabantu ongabaziyo. Akusoloko kuphelela kakuhle!
Ngaba ungumqeqeshi wePokémon nge I-Pokémon Yiya kuthetha ukuba uzikhawulela ngokuzenzekelayo njengoluntu olufumanekayo ukuba lusondele? Kwi I-Pokemon i-anime, u-Ash kunye nabahlobo bakhe abangqengqileyo besofa-nabantu abangabaziyo, behamba-hamba kwilizwe elinenkxalabo embalwa kakhulu okanye ubunzima. Bonke abantu abadala babekhuselekile kwaye bethembekile, kwaye nolutsha lweQela leRocket aluzange lube sisongelo. Kodwa kwihlabathi lethu, izinto zihluke kakhulu, kwaye I-Pokémon Yiya ayinayo nayiphi na indlela yokuvuma oko.
Mhlawumbi ufana nam kwaye awufuni ukuthetha nabantu ongabaziyo nokuba ku zilungile. Kuyabonakala, I-Pokémon Yiya Ukhuphelo luye ukhuphelo olungaphaya lwesixhobo sokuthandana . Ndilindele ukuba udlala iPokémon? ukuba ngowona mgaqo-nkqubo uthandwa kakhulu wokuthwala ngo-2016 kwiindawo zokumisa iibhasi kwihlabathi liphela. Ngaba ulindele ngokukhawuleza kangakanani ukuba abafazi bayeke ukudlala iPokémon ukuba indlela yokuziphatha iyaqhubeka? Ngokwesiqhelo, xa ndiphandle ndijonge umnxeba wam, oko kuthetha ukuba andifuni kuthetha namntu. Kodwa I-Pokémon Yiya ndinike wonke umntu esitratweni isizathu sokuba aphule umqobo wam ngabom.
Ngokufanelekileyo, umdlalo uthanda I-Pokémon Yiya ingaletha umhlaba wonke kunye kuhlobo oluthile lwemvula-kunye nelanga ukukhanya kwenyani apho wonke umntu engumqeqeshi wePokémon kwaye wonke umntu uyavana kunye neblah blah. Kodwa sele ziintsuku ezintathu kwaye sele ndinonxibelelwano oluninzi kunye namadoda angaqhelekanga endandingafuni ukuba nawo, kwaye ubuncinci imeko apho abahlobo bam boyika ukuba amapolisa aza kubabamba (okanye ngaphezulu). Kwakhona, le app ifuna ukuba ubonelele ngedatha yendawo eninzi, kwaye masingalibali ukuba idatha yendawo inokusetyenziswa kuyo kakhulu iindlela ezingathandekiyo (kwaye konke kusemthethweni).
Ndiyayicaphukela imvula kwiPoké-parade, kuba njengoko benditshilo, umdlalo unezinto ezininzi eziphakamileyo. Sisizathu sokushiya indlu, esinceda ukunqanda ukudakumba kwam kwaye kundikhuthaze ukuba ndibone iindawo endinokungazukundwendwela ngenye indlela. Idlala umdlalo wokuzivocavoca nokubona, kwaye oko akuyona into embi; sesona sizathu sokuba ndifuna ukuqhubeka nokudlala. Kubi kakhulu ukuba iziphumo ebezingalindelekanga zinokugqwesa izibonelelo ezilungele mna kunye nabanye abantu abaninzi.
Ke, abanye abaqeqeshi, nantsi ingcebiso yam yokwahlukana nawe: ukuba ubona omnye umntu edlala lo mdlalo, musa ukuwenza ungaqhelekanga. Musa ukubalandela kwaye ume kufutshane kakhulu uzama ukujonga isikrini sabo. Musa ukuchukumisa igxalaba labo kwaye ubacele ukuba bakhuphe ii-headphone zabo kwaye bazame ukuthetha nabo. Ii-headphone, zinje, luphawu lwendalo iphela lokuba ungathethi nam, kulungile?
Ukuba omnye umqeqeshi ufuna ukuthetha nawe, baya kudibana ngamehlo kwaye bancume. Kwaye mhlawumbi oko kuya kubangela i-Poké-meet-cute, okanye ubuhlobo beplatonic, okanye i-arch rivalry. Kodwa ingayiyo omnye umntu udlala iPokémon kuba bayayithanda iPokémon, hayi kuba befuna ukuthetha nabantu abangabaziyo. Ingayiyo bafuna nje ukudlala nabanye abantu ukuba yazi endaweni yabantu abangahleliyo esitratweni. Oko kuya kulunga kuwe.
Owu, kananjalo? Musa ukujonga abantu ongabaziyo ngelixa ubalandela kwibala elingenanto xa kuhlwile. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo musa ukubiza amapolisa kubo.
Umhlaba awukhuselekanga ngokwaneleyo ukulungiselela uguquko olutsha lwabaqeqeshi bePokémon ebonakalayo. Kodwa iiPokémon sele zikho phaya, zilindele ukubanjwa. Ndinqwenela ukuba umhlaba wonke ulunge kunye nam kunye neepali zam ndizibambe ngoxolo.
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