Kufikile kum ukuba kukho amalungu abasebenzi bakaMary Sue abangawaziyo umculo odlulileyo kaRobert Downey Jr. babenjalo . Sayilungisa loo meko. Ukungabi nantloni nakubani na, kodwa ngokucacileyo oko kuthetha ukuba ayinguye wonke umntu owayefana nam njengomntwana, kwaye mhlawumbi wayengenamama obukeleyo UAlly McBeal nawe kufutshane.
Okanye, elinye icala lobuntu bam be-fangirl: Mhlawumbi wonke umntu akazange azikhathaze ngokuhlala kwi-YouTube iiyure emamele yonke i-albhamu yeRDJ, Ikamva . Le ncoko yaqala xa ndalatha kwiqela lethu lonke ukuba uJeremy Renner, njengo Hawkeye, ubiza uTony Stark The Futurist ngasekupheleni UCaptain America: Imfazwe yamakhaya . Kumntu okhule enolu lwazi lubonakala lungcwele, le joke yayiyigolide.
Ke, ukuba ufana nabantu endisebenza nabo kwaye uye washiyeka ngokungazi ngeli xesha lomlingo kwi-fandom kaRobert Downey Jr., nceda uzilungiselele. Okokuqala, nceda ukonwabele ingoma ethi Man Like Me:
Ngaba i-RDJ izama ukuba nguBruce Springsteen oxutywe noBilly Joel? Ngaba eli liphupha? Mhlawumbi, kodwa ayisiyiyo yonke loo nto; Ukwagubungela iingoma ezidumileyo zikaJoni Mitchell. Eli lisusela kwixesha lakhe ukuya phambili UAlly McBeal kwaye yayiyintshayelelo yam kwihlabathi lokucula likaRobert Downey Jr.
Ukuba oko akonelanga ukuba uthi, Ewe, ndilungile ndicinga ngeli xesha kubomi bukaRobert ngoku, ke ulungiselele yena ukucula no-Sting! Uyazibandakanya kwingoma yeklasikhi ethi Konke Ukuphefumla Uthabathe nangasiphi na isizathu, kwaye kuyonwabisa ukucinga ngendlela yena no Sting abanokuba ngabahlobo ngayo. Ngaba mhlawumbi ngelo xesha linye le- NgoMgqibelo ebusuku wenze? Okanye nayiphi na imovie yakhe engabalekiyo ngaphambili uthathe ingubo katata we-MCU kunye no-Tony Stark?
Umhlaba awusoze wazi, kodwa siyakuhlala sinayo le:
Oku, bahlobo bam abathandekayo, kukungcamla nje kwendalo yasendle nenomdla kaRobert Downey Jr., eqondakalayo. Utyhubele okuninzi ebomini bakhe, kwaye ezi zinto zingaziwayo ngaye sesinye sezizathu zokuba simthande kangaka namhlanje. Yiya nje kuye uze uzame ukucula igama lale mihla, nangona kunjalo, kwingoma yakhe ethi Iphukile. Iingoma azenzi ngqondo, kwaye yile nto ibenza bagqibelele.
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Marvel)
