Izindlu zeHogwarts ziphelile ngoku. Ixesha lokubuyela kwiNkwenkwezi! (Okanye ENYE INTO)

Welp. Ndiyazi ukuba andingowokuqala ukukuxelela le nto, kodwa ukuzazisa ngendlu yakho yaseHogwarts akusapholi. Enkosi ngokungapheliyo, ukunyuka kwe-transphobia ngu uharry Potter umyili uJK Rowling, ukuzibiza ngokuba nguGryffindor (nokuba xa sonke sazi ukuba uyiHufflepuff) akusekho kukhetho kwezopolitiko okanye kwezentlalo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kunokwenzeka ukwahlula iifandom kunye nobugcisa kubadali bazo, kodwa kufuneka sikuthathele ingqalelo ukuxhasa umntu kunye nobukhosi beendaba obenzakalisa ngokuthe ngqo kwaye bubeke emngciphekweni abantu abadlulayo.

Kodwa ndineendaba ezimnandi! Kukho zonke iintlobo zamanye amacandelo onokuzisebenzisa njengamafutshane ukuzichaza. Eyakho I-Avatar Uhlanga. I-Ninja Turtle oyithandayo. Singabuyela kwi-90s apho wonke umntu wasetyhini ancitshiswayo waba ngomnye kwabane Isini kunye nabalinganiswa beSixeko okanye Ukuya umva ngakumbi, kwaye unokuchonga njengeNtombazana yeGolide okanye iSaulor Scout. Kodwa ke, akukho nto ibetha iinkwenkwezi.

Injalo loo nto, kutheni uzikhathaza ngezindlu zeHogwarts xa ukuvumisa ngeenkwenkwezi kulungile?

Ngoku ukuba uJK urhoxisiwe, abantu abanekratshi uSlytherin kufuneka babuyele ekubeni ziiCapricorn nje.

-UJoshua Conkel (@JoshuaConkel) Isilimela 11, 2020

Ngoku, umntu unokucinga ukuba uninzi lweemethrikhi, uguquko luya kuba lula. Izinto ezinje I-Avatar: I-Airbender yokugqibela okanye UCaptain Planet Zonke zisekwe kwizinto ezine (eziyinxalenye enkulu yemilingo kunye neenkwenkwezi) kwaye kukho izindlu ezine zeHogwarts. Izindlu ezine ze-Hogwarts kufuneka-ngakumbi zinikezwe oko uharry Potter konke malunga nomlingo-kuyahambelana nemeko, akunjalo? Kulungile… mhlawumbi hayi, kwaye oko kuya kufikelela nakwimpawu zelanga. Ngamafutshane, bububi.

Makhe ndikucacisele. Okokuqala singatsho ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba iGryffindor iyahambelana nomlilo, kuba, ngokuqinisekileyo, umlilo umalunga nobukhalipha kunye nokuxhonywa. Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo singabiza i-Saggitarius ezimeleyo kunye nesibindi, iLeos Gryffindors. Kodwa ii-Aries… kakuhle, ii-Aries ziya kusika i-bitch engena endleleni yayo kwaye ingaphezulu kweSlytherin kunabahlobo babo bomqondiso womlilo.

Ke, silungile kwinto, kodwa kancinci iffy kwimiqondiso. Okulandelayo. URavenclaw yintaka, ke umoya, akunjalo? Umoya malunga nokuqonda kunye nobulumko kunye nobuchule bokuyila. Oko kusebenza kuguquko lwe-Aquarius (kuvakala ngathi yiLuna) kunye neebhulukhwe ezikrelekrele zeGemini mhlawumbi, nangona zombini zingenjalo kakhulu enzulu ngokwaneleyo kwiRavenclaw, mhlawumbi? Kodwa loo mvo yeLibra yobulungisa kunye nokulingana, yiyo yonke loo nto iGryffindor. Yhoo.

Kodwa apho yaphuka khona ngenene ikunye noSlytherin kunye noHufflepuff.

Indlu kaSlytherin iphantsi kwechibi, uphawu lwayo yinyoka ke… ngaba ngamanzi? Oko kubonakala kungalunganga kuba amanzi yinto yothando kunye neemvakalelo kunye nokondla, ezinganyanzelekanga ukuba zibe zizinto zikaSlytherin-y. Ndicinga ukuba ungayenza into yokuba amanzi yinto yokufa kodwa… kukuzolula. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo, i-sexy, iyingozi iScorpio ibonakala ngathi ilula njengeSlytherin kodwa iPisces ebuthathaka kunye noMhlaza omnandi? Hayi.

Ngaba oko kungamshiya uHufflepuff njengomhlaba? Ewe, iiBadger zihlala eMhlabeni kwaye into leyo malunga nozinzo kunye nokuhambelana, kodwa umhlaba ukwangokubakho kwendalo kunye nobuninzi. Ngokuqinisekileyo, unokubona iVirgo eqhelekileyo, engxolayo 'njengoKhukhumala. Mhlawumbi nesidalwa esithanda induduzo iTaurus. Kodwa njengoko kukhankanyiwe malunga, fowunela uCapricorn uHufflepuff kwingozi yakho.

Kuthetha ntoni konke oku? Kulungile… ubukhulu becala ukuba uJK Rowling wayengalunganga kumlingo nakwizinto. Yile nto uyifumanayo xa iindidi zakho ziyehla zibe ngamagorha, ama-nerds, abantu abangalunganga, kunye nawo wonke umntu. Yindlela esisidenge yokujonga umhlaba kuba uninzi lwethu lufuna ukuzibona njengamaqhawe, kodwa sikwizikhohlakali kwabanye abantu nakubo bonke abanye. Kwaye sonke singama-nerds.

Ke ewe, kukho iindlela zokuzibiza ukuba zingcono kunezindlu zeHogwarts. Inokuba yiyo nantoni na, ngokwenene. Njengabantu, sithanda nje ukuba nesishwankathelo sokuba singobani, sizibona sinjani, kwaye sifuna ukuba ngubani. ( Kwaye abantu abacinezelekileyo xa abantu bonwabela banokuncamisa i-broomstick yam, ngu-wa Y).

Endaweni yezindlu zeHogwarts, ndingacebisa ukuba niziququzelele ngokwe #Idabi leenkwenkwezi iiplanethi?

NdinguDagobah. Yintlango engumgxobhozo.

-Gqirha Lauren de Winter (@WrackWonder) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020

Ndiyinyanga yase-Endor. Woodsy kwaye inomtsalane kodwa ungangcolisi nam.

Izinto onokuzichonga ngazo endaweni yendlu yehagi:
UNinja Ufudo
ICandelo leStarfleet
Iine ezihlekisayo zamayeza eHippocratic
Gummi Bear (ukutya okanye uphawu)
Umqondiso weNkwenkwezi, kodwa uya kukhetha oyithandayo
Ngo-1988 iWestminster Dog Show Show
Intombazana yeScout Scout Cookie Flavour
Umbhoxo

-Inja ℌ (@BarkBarkGrr) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020

Ngubani ofuna izindlu zeHogwarts ukumisela isazisi sakho xa unokuthatha isigqibo sokuba leliphi iqela leSonic Heroes oyinxalenye yalo? Akukho TERFs kwii-Sonic Heroes! pic.twitter.com/qeUt1JVwWy

-Kenneth Sageinator (@LikeAWolverine) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020

kinda ndinqwenela ukuba ukwahluka kubambe ngaphezulu ukuze sikwazi ukuzisebenzisa ngokwahlulahlula endaweni ye hogwarts izindlu ze-bc ubuncinci bezinto ezingafaniyo bezenziwe ngumhlaba

-Logan (@ romant1ctheory) NgoSeptemba 13, 2020

Endaweni yezindlu zeHogwarts, unokuchonga njengendima yakho ye-RPG; umthengisi, itanki, umthengisi womonakalo we-melee, okanye umthengisi womonakalo ohlukeneyo (nokuba ngumtoli okanye image). Nokuba loluphi uhlanga lwe-ATLA onalo luya kuba lunomdla ngakumbi. Ngcono nangakumbi, kutheni kungenjalo zombini?

-Umhlathi (@ Jawween34) NgoSeptemba 14, 2020

Unokuhamba nayo nantoni na. Unokwenza i-Myers-Briggs, eyi-astology nje kubantu abashishini. Intandokazi Disney Princess. Ukuthanda ukutya i-pizza. Kwaye unokufumana imbalelwano ukusuka kwinto enye ukuya kwenye. Sebenzisa iiklasi ze-D & D okanye ubuhlanga beTolkien kuba ukuba uyidruid okanye iHobbit unokuba ngumqondiso womhlaba. (Ndiyithanda kakhulu imithi, kulungile?!).

Noba yintoni wena are, eyona nto ibalulekileyo kukukhumbula ukuba yinto yesazisi eyahlukileyo kuwe, kwaye akukho namnye ngaphandle kokuba uthathe isigqibo sokuba oko kuthetha ntoni kuwe kwaye kudlala njani ebomini bakho. Kwaye njengoko sibonile ngeendlela ezininzi, akukho mntu ungafanelekanga ukuba athethe malunga nesazisi kunoJK Rowling.

(Umfanekiso: Umzalwana kaWarner)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —