Mnu. Gorbachev, Yidilize Le… I-Pizza Hut?

UGorbachev ngokungaqondakaliyo utya ipitsa yePizza Hut kunye nomntwana owonwabileyo kwintengiso.

Uyakhumbula udonga lwaseBerlin kunye nesicatshulwa esidumileyo sika Mnu Gorbachev, uludilize olu donga? Ewe, kubonakala ngathi ulungile uGorbachev wayenentengiso yakhe yePizza Hut apho omnye umthengi wePizza Hut wathetha ngazo zonke izinto ezimbi awayezenza ngelixa omnye emncoma.

Ekugqibeleni, wonke umntu wayenomdla kakhulu malunga nePizza Hut.

UGorbachev, inkokeli yokugqibela yase-Soviet yase-Russia, walawula de kwangunyaka ka-1991. Inkokheli ngexesha loMlo obandayo, yayinguRonald Reagan owathi makadilize udonga lwaseBerlin oluphakathi kweNtshona neMpuma Berlin eJamani. Ke ... inyani yokuba le ntengiso imbonisa kakuhle ngenxa ye-pizza ye-subpar isendle.

Ngelixa urhwebo ngokwalo luvela kwii-90s (ngokucacileyo), abasebenzisi abaninzi be-Twitter ngoku bayifumanisa kwaye bajongelwa ukuba ikho. Ngokwe- INew York Times , UGorbachev uvumile kurhwebo kuba uyayidinga imali kodwa uhlala ezala ezinye izicelo zentengiso. Ndonwabile ukuba iPizza Hut ibonakala imoyisile, ndiyaqikelela?

Kwaye, wazinikela nakuLouis Vuitton, naye.

Yasendle ukuba (a) le ntengiso ibikhe yakho kwaye (b) ukuba iPizza Hut ithathwa njengepitsa elungileyo ngokuchanekileyo naphina. Kodwa nantoni na, ndiyaqikelela ukuba iPizza Hut pizza inokudibanisa abantu ngaphezulu kwezopolitiko? Ngaba lo ngumzekelo wesikhangiso sikaPepsi esidumileyo sikaKendall Jenner?

Kulungile kodwa ngokulandelayo, ngaba wonke umntu unokufumana ixesha lokwenza iidonuts zorhwebo kwiDunkin Donuts? Ndifuna ukufumana unyango lwe-meme, nceda!

(umfanekiso: Pepsi)

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