Kulungile zihlobo, kwenzeka ekugqibeleni. Incwadi yam yokuqala, Isikhokelo sikaFangirl kwiGalaxy , uphumile namhlanje. Yinto yokwenene! Ndenza i ukhenketho lweblog ukukhuthaza ukukhutshwa kwencwadi, kodwa kwakungaziva kulungile ukuba ndibhale into ekhethekileyo kwenye ibhlogi ngomhla wokuphuma kukaFangirl's-ke namhlanje, ukhenketho lwebhlog luyehla kwikhaya lam eMary Sue. Cinga ukuba ndiza kuthetha ngantoni?
Ke fanfic ilungile. Sonke siyayazi loo nto. Uyayifumana. Kodwa uthini ngo… uyazi, lonto uhlobo fanfic? Ngaba-Ngubani-Ongayi Kubizwa Ngagama? USteven Moffat wabalandeli? Kwawona magama ale ndawo?
IMARIYA MARI.
Sisenokuzonda yena kwaye abantu ababhala uMary Sue fics, akunjalo? KUNENE?
Hayi.
Hayi awukwazi.
Kodwa uSam, usenokuthi, ukuba ubulapha kwaye ingeyiyo ingqikelelo yokucinga kwam, wonke umntu Umthiyile uMary Sues. Zibhalwe ngendlela eyoyikisayo ngabalinganiswa ababhinqileyo abaqhelekileyo abakhona kuphela njengesixhobo sokuzenzela somlobi wombhali weentsomi. Uyindlela egqibeleleyo kakhulu - entle, ehlekisayo, enobuqaqawuli- kwaye ekuphela kwesiphene sakhe kuhlala kuyinto ethandekayo, njengokuklutzy. Unempendulo kuyo yonke ingxaki, usibekela bonke abalinganiswa ababhinqileyo, kwaye njalo Umoya uphuma ngokugigitheka kwamadoda amlandelayo, enqwenela ukuthandana naye. Ungumenzi nje kwaye unovakalelo. Okanye ngamanye amaxesha unamandla kakhulu kwaye unamandla. Akanandawo yokukhula. Uyacaphukisa. Kutheni kungalunganga ukuthiya uMary Sues?
Apho bendizakutsho, Unegama elincomekayo lesenzi kwaye kwenzeka ukuba wazi isihogo esininzi malunga noMary Sues; kodwa ndiyayihlonipha, kulungile.
Kodwa Kukho isizathu sokuba eyona webhusayithi igqalwa njengeyona ndawo iphambili yezihloko zobufazi ngokwazo emva kweyona trophi ihlaziyiweyo -Kuba kutheni, kuvela, umbono kaMary Sue?
Intle imogynist.
Siza kwenza into. Nantsi intombazana yam encinci endiyithandayo uMary Sue, ukulungele?
Kulungile, kukho intombazana. Uyimpimpi. Ewe, ngobuchwephesha ulilungu le-CIA, kodwa ngaba wayekwiNavy ngaphambili? Naluphi na, akunandaba; ungoyena mpimpi ubalaseleyo kwihlabathi liphela, unezixhobo ezisikiweyo ezisisigidi, eyona moto ibitchin onokucinga ngayo, kwaye uhlala esombulula ulwaphulo-mthetho olukhulu lwamazwe aphesheya. Uyingcali ephambili yeengalo ezincinci kwihlabathi, kwaye unokudubula ngokuchaneka okubulalayo. Kwaye uyakwenza konke ngelixa enxibe ezi zinxibo zangokuhlwa zimangalisayo kunye neestilettos eziphakamileyo kuba akukho mntu unokusinyathela isitayile sakhe, isihogo naw.
Ngaba ndikhankanyile ukuba umhle? Ungu intle intombazana. Slim ngeenwele ezimnyama kunye namehlo aluhlaza-ngwevu. Intle kakhulu kangangokuba akukho ndoda inokumelana nayo. Ngokunyaniseka, ekuphela kwesiphene sakhe sokwenyani kukuba akanakuze azinikele, ngenxa yoko uchitha ubomi bakhe enothotho olungapheliyo lobusuku obunye kunye ne-dudes ezishushu ezingakwaziyo ukumelana nomtsalane wakhe ongummangaliso omangalisayo. Ukungakwazi kwakhe ukuhlala phantsi kubonakala ngathi kwenza ukuba amadoda amfune ngakumbi. Nkqu naye iintshaba ndifuna ukulala naye. Ngokucacileyo .
Akabaphathi kakuhle abantu (uxakekile ngokuba yimpimpi kwaye unesondo elininzi, uyaqonda) kodwa ngandlela thile ubonakala egcina intlonipho yakhe wonke umntu asebenza naye, kwaye abantu bahlala befuna ukuba ngumhlobo wakhe ngaphandle kokuba yedwa . Ujongana nokuphulukana nabazali ngokuzinikezela kwinyani nakwezobulungisa, kwaye akazukuma nganto ukusindisa usuku (kwaye ujongeke ulungile ngelixa usenza). Akanawo amandla amakhulu, kodwa uhlala ekwazi ukuthatha abantu ababi ngokulula, kwaye akaze afumane ukukrala kuye. Usisityebi esingcolileyo, uhlala elungile, kwaye ukuba ungazama ukumdelela, uyakube uphosakele, kwaye woyiswe.
Nguwuphi uMary Sue onganyamezelekiyo, ngaba ndilungile?
Ndilishiyile igama lakhe? Ububhanxa bam.
Igama lakhe nguJames Bond.
Kwakunokuba lula nje ukuba ibe nguBatman.
Okanye uEdward Cullen. Okanye iLegolas. Okanye uKapteni Kirk. Okanye uMikael Blomkvist. Okanye iAragorn. Okanye iLestat. Okanye uWesley Crusher. Okanye i-Ender Wiggin. Kodwa, engaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo, abalinganiswa abangamadoda abanezi mpawu zikaMary Sue-esque kubonakala ngathi ababizwa; asinalo negama elamkelweyo kubo. UGary Stu? UMarty Stu? Ayinamsebenzi, kuba akukho mntu wakha wayisebenzisa. Ngesizathu esithile, kulungile ukuba abalinganiswa abangamadoda kwiintsomi bagqibelele, bomelele, iiparagoni zesini sobulungisa, kodwa kwakamsinya nje ukuba liyinenekazi - hayi, asifuni nxalenye yalo. Ukubhala kakubi. Akukho gumbi lokukhula. Iyacaphukisa. Akukho ngqiqweni.
Masibuyele ngomzuzu kwaye sithethe malunga nalapho igama elithi Mary Sue livela khona. UFanfic waqala ukupapashwa ngokubanzi kwi Inkwenkwezi yetrek fanzines ngasekupheleni kweminyaka engama-60, kwaye ewe-bekukho izinto ezithile ezizenzekelayo zokufaka iifics, nditsho nendlela ebuyela umva. Ukuphendula ukungathandabuzeki kwezi ntsomi, uPaula Smith wapapasha ific satirical ngo-1973. Menagerie fanzine eyayineminyaka eli-15 ubudala u-Youittle Starfleet Lieutenant Ever, uMary Sue, owaye-ngokwemvelo-waye-Super Smart kwaye wonke umntu wayemthanda kwaye, uyayifumana inqaku.
Igama linamathele, kwaye lifezekile, ukufaka abalinganiswa boqobo kwi-fanfic kuye kwathiwa nguMary Sue ukusukela ngoko. Kwaye kufuneka sime ngentiyo, kuba iyingozi kakhulu kumanenekazi abhala fic.
Ewe, uMary Sue fics bayazanelisa ngokuzanelisa. Kodwa akunjalo konke intsomi? Kucacile ukuba umlingisi wokufaka okanye hayi? Nawuphi na umbhali ochitha iiyure okanye iiveki ebeka ezabo iingcinga ephepheni ukuze abanye abantu bafunde kwaye bafumbe indumiso ngokwenene bayakucela ukuba ubathande (nceda undithande). Kwaye sonke silivile ibinzana elidumileyo bhala into oyaziyo; wonke umbhali ubeka nje amava abo kunye neemvakalelo zabo kumagama. Ndabhala Isikhokelo sikaFangirl kuba ndiyayithanda inkcubeko ye-geek, kunye nobufazi, kunye ne-fangirls, kwaye Mna Ndinqwenela ukuba kubekho incwadi enje Mna nini Mna yayineminyaka elishumi elinesihlanu, kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba ukwabelana ngamava kunye nezimvo zam kwihlabathi kuya kwenza umahluko komnye umntu. Ngaba le nto ilunge ngakumbi okanye imbi ngakumbi kunokuba ndizibhalele uMary Sue fic?
Mhlawumbi inxenye yesizathu sokuba sikuthiye ukufunda iMary Sue fics ngoku Kungenxa yokuba zisikhumbuza iifics zokuqala thina owakha wabhala njengolutsha (vuma oko, sonke sibhale iMary Sue fic okanye isixhenxe). Ngelixa kuyinyani ukuba inani elikhulu le-Sues libhalwa zii-ficcers zokuqala, uluntu lwe-fic lunokufuna ukuqaphela ukunceda ababhali abatsha ukuba bakhule ngokugxeka okwakhayo endaweni yokugxotha i-fic njenge-Sue. Bonke abanye abalinganiswa kwi-fic baphantsi koqwalaselo lobuqu, kutheni ke ungashiyi amanqaku aneenkcukacha malunga nokuphucula ibali ngaphaya kuka-Oh, unguMary Sue? Cebisa ngemfuno yokukhula kumlinganiswa ophambili; ibali lothando eliphikisanayo; ubuhlobo obungcono babasetyhini. Musa ukulibala, sasikhona konke ukuba okokuqala umbhali fic kanye! Ukugxotha kakhulu uMary Sues kukwawadimaza amantombazana ekubhaleni abalinganiswa abomeleleyo, ababhinqileyo, kwaye yiyo loo nto okokugqibela into esiyifunayo kwiintsomi. Kananjalo-kunokuba kufanelekile ukubuza ukuba kutheni ngesiquphe siba neentloni malunga nomlinganiswa oyinyani egqibeleleyo, ethandekayo thina .
Kuba uSue uhlala egqibelele, yintoni ngokuchanekileyo isenza simthiye kangaka? Ingaba kukuba akanazo naziphi na iziphene? Okanye ukuba uneentlobo ezingalunganga zeziphene? Okanye iimpazamo ezininzi? Ngaba uhlala elila ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye efuna ukuthuthuzelwa? Ukuba unamandla ngendlela emangalisayo kwaye akukho mntu unokumdelela? Ngaba yindlela yakhe emnandi kuye wonke umntu? Okanye ungoyena anti-ukusekwa kwawo onke amantombazana anomsindo kwindawo leyo? Ndizibonile iiSues zikhutshelwa ngaphandle konke kwezi zizathu, ezenza ukuba kubonakale ngathi sigxotha nje bonke abalinganiswa ababhinqileyo bokuqala ngqo. I-Sue yaphula abafazi kwikona entle apho abalinganiswa bamanenekazi bahlala bekho kwiintsomi, kwaye loo nto yenza abantu bangonwabi. Masingabi ngabo bantu, kulungile?
Funda ukuthanda uMary Sue. Nguye olona hlobo lubalaseleyo kuthi sonke, kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba uza kuthatha indawo konke iintlobo zeentsomi. Batman, kungcono uphume endleleni.
Isikhokelo sikaFangirl kwiGalaxy siyafumaneka namhlanje (!) Kwiincwadi zeQuirk nakwiindawo zonke apho kuthengiswa khona iincwadi kwi-intanethi okanye kwi-IRL. Kungaphola ukuba uyifumene.
-Ndicela uqaphele umgaqo-nkqubo kaMary Sue wokuphawula ngokubanzi.
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