Damn It, bafana. AbaseRiphabhlikhi bafumanisa ukuba sidumisa uSathana.

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Uxolo ukunixelela le nto, kodwa sibanjiwe: AbaseRiphabhlikhi bayazi ukuba silapha ngenxa kaSathana. Ngoku ukuba ndiqwalasele kwaye le yintlanganiso yeqela leMithetho kaSathana, ngaba singacela ukuba siqwalasele umba wedini legazi? Ndicela uyeke ukubulala iibhokhwe. Bathandwa ndim kwaye bahle kakhulu. Singazincama njengenkomo okanye enye into?

Kuzo zonke izinto ezingathandekiyo, indoda egama linguPastor Greg Locke (ukuba uMfundisi ligama lakho LOKWENENE) uthathe iTwitter ukufakela inkwenkwezi ejonge ezantsi esithi sonke sidumisa uSathana ukuba siyayixhasa iDNC. Isihogo ewe, thanda i-inferno yomlilo.

Isibini sezinto ezilungileyo u-Greg ulibele: Sineenkwenkwezi ezingama-50 kwiflegi yase-United States, ke ngokutsho kwakhe, onke amazwe sele esithi, Yibani neNkosi yethu emnyama, uLusifa, kwaye naye wafikelela ukuza kuthi ga ngoku wawela emgibeni kaLusifa ngokwakhe. UMtyholi uhlala ephumelela.

Ndifuna nje ukwazi ukuba luhlobo luni lomntu olucingayo Makhe ndifakele i-D ngaphezulu kwaye ndiqonde ukuba inkwenkwezi ejonge ezantsi yipentagram kwaye ndibize iiDems abathandi bakaSathana, kodwa ke mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba abantu baseRiphabhlikhi bathanda ukufikelela. Uluvo, ndiyaqikelela, kukuba sonke siyamthanda uSathana, nangona umongameli wase-United States esenza ityala elinzima ngakumbi ukuba unguye Umchasi-Kristu.

ENTSHA YORK, NY-NOVEMBA 29: (L ukuya ku-R) uMongameli-onyule uDonald Trump kunye noMitt Romney batya kwindawo yokutyela kaJean Georges, ngo-Novemba 29, 2016 kwisiXeko saseNew York. Umongameli onyulekileyo uDonald Trump kunye neqela lakhe lenguquko bakwinkqubo yokuzalisa ikhabhinethi kunye nezinye izikhundla eziphakamileyo kulawulo olutsha. (Ifoto ngu-Drew Angerer / imifanekiso ka-Getty)

(Ifoto ngu-Drew Angerer / imifanekiso ka-Getty)

Inxalenye yam ifuna ukukhupha ngokungathandabuzekiyo inkqubo yokucinga ngasemva kukaPastor Greg Locke, kodwa andazi ukuba ndinokulandela umkhondo wobubhanxa obumsulwa, endaweni yoko, ndingathanda ukubonisa ukuba ukuthanda uSathana akulunganga, andiyenzi Ndifuna ukulunga. (Ndiyaxolisa koomakhulu nootatomkhulu bam kakhulu ngezi ziqhulo, kodwa ndiziva ngathi bangayivuyela into yokuba ndisuse umfundisi ongazihloniphiyo iinjongo zobuKrestu.)

Yayiyinyani yexesha kuphela ngaphambi kokuba abaxhasi bakaTrump bathi siyamthanda uSathana kuba asixhasi… uyazi… oyena mtyholi uzifihlile, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo, nantoni na. Ukuba baya kwenza ezi ntlobo zokutsiba, ngokucacileyo abanalo nofifi lokuba bathini.

Bayakuthanda ukuphosa ubuKrestu babo kwabo bangavumelaniyo noTrump, ngokungathi banako Nawuphi na umbono ukuba ithini na ibhayibhile . Kuyacaphukisa, kwaye akukho namnye kula maKristu aqondayo into ebaxelela yona ibhayibhile. Ndingathanda ukubulela uMfundisi uGreg, nangona kunjalo, kuba ukusukela oko ndabona le tweet, bendihlala ndicula Kwaye ukuba uyawa njengoko uLusifa wawayo, uwe kwilangatye! ukusuka Iinkwenkwezi kwi Usizana , ke ndiyaqikelela… enkosi ngaloo nto?

Kulungile, ndingavuya ndithathe umntu wam othanda uSathana ndiye kuvota ngokuchasene noDonald Trump ngo-Novemba kuba ukuba kufuneka ndiphile iminyaka emine engaphezulu kwesihogo, ndinokuzoba ipentagram kwaye ndicele uncedo.

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