Yimfazwe eqhubeka ishushu. Rhoqo kwiinyanga ezimbalwa, umntu othile uthatha isigqibo sokuphinda abeke umlilo, ephelisa umlo we-intanethi ngokubuza umbuzo omnye olula: Nguwuphi uMnu Darcy ovela Ikratshi nomkhethe ingcono? Kwenzeka phantse kwiluphu engapheliyo, kwaye umbono wokuba kufuneka sithathe isigqibo uyandothusa. Kodwa andisayi kuba lixhoba lale mfazwe ingapheliyo.
Ngeli xesha, yaqala njengolingelo lwesayensi.
Uphando olubalulekileyo lwesayensi!
Nceda uphendule ngobudala bakho kwaye ukhethe uMnu Darcy (Colin Firth okanye uMatewu Macfadyen). Ndiza kuqala:
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UColin Firth Nanko umhlobo wam. pic.twitter.com/UK3a23M4hn-E (@EisReading) NgoNovemba 6, 2019
Kwaye, ngokungathandabuzekiyo, iimpendulo zazilindelekile.
29-UColin Firth. Ndiyayivuma ngokupheleleyo inguqulelo ka-1995 yoKratshi noKhethe. pic.twitter.com/irDp4gmp9r
-Corinne Edgerton (@edgertco) NgoNovemba 6, 2019
Iiveki ezi-5 ukusuka kwi-50 kwaye ukuba kuya kufuneka ndikhethe, iya kuba nguMateyu kwilizwi kunye nokuhamba ngaphaya kwentsimi enenkungu. Nangona kunjalo, oyintanda yam nguSir Laurence. https://t.co/ZE1qBxlmOp
-I-Reese's Pumpkin Fangirl A.M.Y. & # x1f40b; & # x1f986; & # x1f427; & # x1f43b; (@thenkchica) NgoNovemba 6, 2019
Mna ndisendleleni yokunixelela ukuba ndikhetha uColin Firth kwaye ndineminyaka engama-22 pic.twitter.com/21S7Db3OPf
-Snoop Inja yenja (@ Roe1Lauren) NgoNovemba 6, 2019
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UMateyu MacfadyenUthande uColin Firth kuyo yonke enye into, kodwa uDarcy wakhe akenzi njalo kum. pic.twitter.com/RokMwg0YbL
-Igqwirha elimnyama (@ishishying) NgoNovemba 6, 2019
Kwaye kulungile, ngamnye kubo. Kodwa ndilapha ukuza kumisa kwidabi likaColin Firth no-Matthew MacFadyen: Dawn of Darcy. Ngoba? Ngenxa yokuba ndizingca kwaye ndifuna bobabini, kwaye ndidiniwe kukucelwa ukuba ndikhethe. Andizukuyenza. Ndisisicaka nje esithobekileyo sentsomi Ikratshi nomkhethe . Ndiphila ubomi bam njengoLizzie Bennet, kwaye ndithandazela usuku lokuba uFitzwilliam Darcy ngomsindo abe neemvakalelo ngam. Ndiyazigqwetha, ndiyazi, kodwa sisiqalekiso sabaninzi ukutyhubela iinkulungwane abachonga njengoLizzie.
Yonke le nto ithethwayo, umbono we-archaic ekufuneka senzile ukhethe enye uDarcy idlule. Ngaba uyazi ukuba mangaphi amaxesha ndihleli ndibukele njengamadoda athe tye ephekeni kwaye awatya xa kufikwa kwilizwe lokuziqhelanisa? Ngaba uyazi ukuba yintoni le ntlungu ikwaziyo ukuba banokuba ne-Batmen yabo eyahlukeneyo engama-40 kwaye bayabathanda bonke, kodwa thina, njengezicaka zokutsala amadoda, kufuneka sikhethe ukuba yeyiphi iDarcy engcono kuba asinakuba nazo zombini?
Nditsho kufutshane! Ndilahla phantsi ibango lakho lobuxoki! Ndiyamthanda uColin Firth wam njengoMnumzana uFitzwilliam Darcy okanye uMark Darcy njengoko ndimthanda noMateyu MacFadyen wam. Ndiya kuxabisa iindlela zokulwa ne-zombie zika-Sam Riley's Darcy ukusuka Ikratshi kunye noKhethe kunye neZombi , kwaye ndiza kuyithetha ngokuzingca. Phosa kuDaniel Vincent Gordh we IiDayari zeLizzie Bennet okanye uMateyu Rhys kwi Ukufa kuza ePemberley kwaye ndinengqokelela yeDarcys endiyonwabeleyo.
Ulawulo lokulwa iDarcy luphelile. Ngoku sinokuzixabisa zonke. Kwaye, nditsho, mnumzana olungileyo!
(umfanekiso: I-PBS / Iimpawu zoJoliso)
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