Ukuba Mad Malunga 'Lady Thor' Kuthetha Wena Fani Fake

UNatalie Portman ufanelwe sisando

Okokuqala, Unamandla amakhulu, ngoko fumana iinkcukacha zakho ngqo. Okwesibini, xa uphambene ukuba uJane Foster ufanele isando kubonisa ukuba akukho kwanto uyaziyo Thor ii-comics kwaye, okona kubaluleke kakhulu, zibonisa ukuba uyabelana ngesondo. Ewe, nditshilo. ISINI. Ngokukodwa kuba, ukuba uTor noSteve Rogers banokufanelekela ngesando, kutheni uJane Foster engakwazi? Ngenxa yokuba enesini?

Ngapha koko, hlonipha igama.

Inqaku loku, nangona kunjalo, kukuba, kwimeko engathandekiyo yeziganeko, amadoda anomsindo. Ngoba? Ngenxa yokuba ama-movie asixhenxe kaChris Hemsworth njengoThor, kunye nesithembiso sikaChris Hemsworth njengoThor kule movie efanayo, akwanele! Bafuna uChris Hemsworth ongenahempe, kwaye bafuna njalo kuphela yena!

I-PulpHero ngapha ayisiyiyo kuphela enexesha elingaphezulu kweLady Thor (ethi, kwakhona, ayilogama lakhe). Umdlalo oMnye onomsindo uqhubekile, emva koko enye indawo yaziva imfuneko yokuba ithi, BONA? AMAJELO EENDABA ATHI YISIPHUMO ESIKHULU, KODWA YAYISICWANGCISO! ngokungathi abakhange badandulule nje ixesha elongeziweyo malunga nokuba umfazi ufanelekile.

Umonde wam kolu hlobo lwe-tomfoolery ulinganiselwe. Kwi Umdlalo oMnye onomsindo iqhekeza , Bahlahla ixesha lokuhlekisa likaJane ethatha isando:

Kulabo kuni abangaqhelananga neThokazi Thor, kwakukubi njengoko wonke umntu watshoyo, kugcwele uhlobo lwepropaganda yokuba amahlaya eMarvel abe yindumasi- edume kakhulu kangangokuba uninzi lwezo comic luphela kwi-Get Woke; Yiya kuLudwe lweeNgcaciso zoLuhlu- kwaye ubandakanye i-agitprop engacacanga efana noJane ekwabelana ngokobuhlanga kunye noFalcon emva kokubetha abanye babavukeli bobuhlanga.

Ewe ndiyifundile. Ndive kabuhlungu ngam.

Kwakukho ezinye ... zasendle zikhupha phaya, ezinje ngebango lokuba ngequbuliso abantu abakhonza uTor ngenxa yokholo lwabo banokuba nengxaki noku. (Mhlawumbi babethanda i-gamer enxilileyo Thor, nangona kunjalo, kunjalo?)

Kwaye neempendulo ezikwenza ukuba ujonge kwikhamera engekhoyo njengoJim kwaye yile IOfisi .

Kwaye kwafika kwinqanaba lokuba umntu abonise ukuba abantu abakhalazayo abazi nto malunga ne Thor ii-comics kuba… yena, enyanisweni, nguThor.

Ungakhathazeki, nangona kunjalo. Sifikelele kwindlela yokuyonakalisa iMCU.

Ngaba ngekhe ugqibelele ngaphandle kwazo.

Kuyinxalenye yobhubhane, abantu banomsindo wokuba umfazi uhlala kwindawo kwaye uphefumla umoya, kuba singasinda njani, akunjalo?

Kodwa, Umdlalo oMnye onomsindo isiqwenga kunye nabanye abaphenduli abanomsindo baye bashukumisela uninzi lwethu ngendlela elungileyo, bethetha ngeMandla aMandla kunye nolonwabo lwethu ukubuya kukaJane Foster.

Kwaye, uyazi, akangoThor nje okanye Mighty Thor.

Ngapha koko, olu ibiluludwe lwee-comic oluhle, kwaye uJane Foster ofanele isando kukuhamba kwe-MCU ngokuchanekileyo ngokuhambelana neekomikhi zabo, ke thabatha iinyembezi zakho ezinomsindo kwaye usivumele sonke sonwabe. . AMANDLA AMANDLA KAMONGAMELI.

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-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —