Kumhlambi: Kutheni i-Intanethi iyithanda iPony yam encinci

Ukuba uchitha ngaphezulu kwemizuzu engamashumi amathathu ngemini kwi-Intanethi, amathuba ngamanye amaxesha, kwenye indawo, ukhe wanqumleza ngomsindo ohlekisayo- ezo zitsalwe kakubi (ngenjongo, kunjalo) zemifanekiso yemacros eqaqambisa izinto ezithandwayo Reddit . Rhoqo kwiintsuku ezimbalwa okanye njalo ngelixa ukhangela icandelo le-Red7it le-f7u12, ndenzekile kuyo yonke ikomikhi apho umntu okhulileyo ebukele entsha Ihashe la elincinci Qalisa kwakhona kwaye ube ngumlutha kuyo. Ndihlala ndikufumanisa kunzima ukukholelwa oku, kwaye ndibagxotha njenge-gag ebalekayo. Ndiyathetha, eyokuqala Ihashe la elincinci yayityiwe kakhulu iswekile Mna xa ndiyintombazana encinci, kwaye igumbi lam laligcwele iipinki ezaneleyo kunye nezilwanyana ezifakiweyo ukunika i-goth ukubanjwa. Kuyavunywa, ukusukela ekukhuleni kwam ukuba ndirhamncwa elahlukileyo kwaye iqela lam lamadoda onke eabahlobo bam abadlala umdlalo sele liqalisile ukundazisa ukuba isini sam ngoku singo-bro, ke mhlawumbi kungcono ukuthatha uluvo lwam ngengqolowa yetyuwa.

Nangona kunjalo, ukuxhaphaka kwaba bahlekisi kundenze ndazibuza ukuba ingaba bekukho ubuzaza kubo na emva kwayo yonke loo nto. Kwaye ayisiyiyo kuphela iicomic, nokuba: Iponi memes from Derpy Hooves to YouTube remixes have sprout all over the Intertubes and reached the attention of the series ’creator and its artists, most of them have started to Join in kwiibhodi zemiyalezo kwaye ufake meme ezifihlakeleyo izingqiniso meme kwi show. Ke, ndacinga, masihambe sijonge ukuba yintoni enkulu. Ingaba ingantoni Iponi yam encinci: Ubuhlobo nguMlingo onokubanomtsalane ekukhuleni ngokupheleleyo kwamadoda nabasetyhini ngokufanayo?

Ingxaki ngendala Ihashe la elincinci Kungenxa yokuba ibingenalo iyelenqe okanye injongo, endicinga ukuba ilungile ukuba ufuna nje ukuthengisa izinto zokudlala. Bendingazukubiza abalinganiswa abaphambili ukuba 'ngabalinganiswa abaphambili' kakhulu nje ngokuba 'kukuphinda kwenzeke kwakhona'; azizange ziphuculwe, zazingenakukhunjulwa, kwaye wawungekhe wazihlule. Ungquzulwano kwisiqendu ngasinye kubonakala ngathi luvela kwidrama encinci yentlalo kunye nenye into encinci, kuba ngokuqinisekileyo nantoni na eyenye ingangaphezulu kakhulu ukuba iphathwe ngamantombazana amancinci! Ungaze ucinge ukuba ukukhutshwa kwayo kugqume izinto ezithandwa ngu-She-Ra.

Akufuneki ukuba ndithethe, ndandimangalisiwe kwaye ndichukumisekile xa ndonyusa isiqendu sokuqala se Iponi yam encinci: Ubuhlobo nguMlingo kwaye yafumanisa ukuba yayingesilo kuphela isiqwenga (ubuncinci kwiziqendu ezibini zokuqala), kodwa yayinabalinganiswa abangalibalekiyo nabachongiweyo ababephuhlisiwe. Ayisiyiyo loo nto kuphela, kodwa abalinganiswa bethu abaphambili bebengekho ngokudibeneyo intombi .

Ophambili, iTwilight Sparkle, yincwadi enencwadi, efundileyo, kwaye iyintombazana ene-nerdy eya kuthi ibize abahlobo bayo ngamaxesha abo angaphantsi. Endaweni yokuhamba emasimini eentyatyambo nokucula, ukhulile kwaye ufuna ukuziphucula ngemfundo yakhe. Kanye kwi-bat, umboniso uxelele amantombazana amancinci ukuba i-A) kulungile ukuba yi-nerd, kunye ne-B) ukuba neqhayiya ngengqondo yakho, kwaye uyizalise ngolwazi. Ewe. Ngokufana neTwilight, zikhona ezinye iiponi ezimbini 'ezomeleleyo'. I-Applejack yinto enzima, enokuzithemba, esebenza nzima, intombazana engenamsebenzi yelizwe eya kuthi ifumane umsebenzi kwaye ikhuthaze amantombazana ukuba enze njalo. URainbow Dash yimbaleki kunye ne-tomboy (abathi abanye baphikise ukuba ngabathandanayo), obonisa ukuba kulungile ukuba nobunzima kwaye ube namabhongo kwaye kulungile ukuba usebenze. Aba bathathu bodwa banokuyibetha i-snot ngaphandle kweLickity Split kunye nomhlambi wehashe ukusuka kwi-80's.

Abalinganiswa abathathu abaseleyo abaphambili ngokwesiko ngakumbi yinto onokuyilindela kwi-MLP franchise. Ngandlela ithile. Ubungqongqo buthe phithi yimfashoni, ii-makeovers, kunye nothando, kodwa udla ngokufunda ngaye. Ungaphantsi Bratz kunye nokuninzi Isidlo sakusasa eTiffany , ngokuqinisekileyo yinto yokuthanjiswa endikhetha ukuba amantombazana ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka abe yifashoni. I-Fluttershy, njengoko igama lakhe lisitsho, unamahloni, akenzi nto, ubuthathaka, kwaye uyachitha, kwaye uchitha ixesha lakhe ekhathalela izilwanyana, kodwa eneneni… umhle kakhulu ukuba ndiyamxolela, kwaye i-Intanethi ayinakuphikisa ukuba ayizithandi izilwanyana zomntwana. Kwaye okokugqibela, kukho uPinky Pie, olula nje… ophambeneyo. Hayi, nyhani. Bambiza ngokuba 'nguPinky' ngokufutshane, ebonakala ifanelekile kuba uyinto eyoyikisayo njengelabhoratri ethile esuka kwiminyaka ye-90. UPinky akayontombazana kakhulu njengoko ethanda nje ukuya ethekweni, kodwa ingaphezulu kwesimilo somlinganiswa kunokuba sisikhuthazo, ndiyacinga. Uninzi lweentlanzi zalo mboniso zivela kuye.

Owu, kwaye kukho uSpike, inamba yomntwana okuphela komlinganiswa oyindoda onemigca yokwenyani kunye nomlinganiswa kuphela ozelwe ngokutsha ukusuka kumdlalo wokuqala. I-Spike luhlobo lokubonakaliswa kwayo yonke into eyinkwenkwana, kodwa ikwangumthombo wexesha lomboniso wokucaca. Kumaxesha ambalwa xa izinto yenza Fumana intombazana eyintombazana, uSpike uphendula ngohlobo abasabela ngalo abaphulaphuli.

Mhlawumbi okona kubalulekileyo, nangona kunjalo, yinto yokuba bonke aba bantu baneziphene ezibonakalayo. I-Twilight inokuphinda ibuyele kwakhona, inomdla omnye, kwaye inokwenza izinto zibe nzima kakhulu; I-Applejack izisa inkani kwinqanaba elitsha; URainbow Dash uyarhabaxa kwaye unekratshi; Ubungqina bubukhali kwaye buqu; UFluttershy akakwazanga ukuqinisa indlela yakhe yokuphuma kwiphepha lengxowa elimanzi; UPinky unokungena kwimithambo-luvo yomntu wonke; kwaye uSpike unokufumana wonke umntu ngaphandle. Kucacile ukuba babeka inkathalo enkulu kwaba balinganiswa ukubenza bonwabe, bachazeke, kwaye bakholelwe, yeyiphi ekunzima ukuyifumana kwisiqingatha sabantu abadala ababonisa phaya kule mihla.

Iziqendu ezibini zokuqala zisiphatha kwi-adventure apho singeniswa kumhlaba ahlala kuwo amahashe kunye nokuhamba kwawo. Ngokucacileyo oodade ababini, uCelestia noLuna, balawule iiponi kangangeenkulungwane njengenxalenye yeenkosi, inxenye yoothixo. I-Celestia yenza ilanga liphume yonke imihla, kwaye uLuna wasinika ubusuku. U-Luna uyacaphuka ukuba udade wabo afumane lonke ingqwalaselo kwaye aguquke abe yi-badass emnyama pegasus, obeka uCelestia entolongweni eneempawu ezintandathu zamandla. Iimpawu zilahlekile, uLuna ulibalekile, kwaye konke okushiyekileyo sisiprofeto esidala esithi kwisikhumbuzo seminyaka eli-1000 yokuvalelwa kwakhe, iinkwenkwezi ziya kumkhulula kwaye uya kubuya. Ngamafutshane, sineseti enkulu ye RPG.

Ukwenza ibali elide lifutshane, iTwilight ifunda ngayo yonke le nto kwaye izama ukulumkisa wonke umntu malunga noLuna - ngoku ohamba ngegama leNightmare Moon - kunye nokubuya kwakhe, kodwa akukho mntu umkhathaleleyo okanye okholelwayo kuye de yenzeke. Exhaswe bubudlelane bakhe bezinye iiponi ezintlanu, uphuma ayokufumana iigugu kwaye wabetha i-baddie. Endleleni siboniswa ukuba ayisiyiyo yonke into, kulungile, imvula kunye nee-unicorn ePonytown. Ngaphaya kwemida yobukumkani baseCelestia, kukho iqela elipheleleyo lezilo ezithandekayo, ukusuka kwizitora zemilingo ukuya kwiigryphons ukuya kwiidragons nangaphezulu, kwaye inenkohliso yokuba iiponi zishiya umhlaba wazo. Le ngqondo intle kakhulu yengozi kwinto umntu anokuyilindela ukuba ibe ngumboniso opholileyo, kwaye inyani yokuba ilizwe langaphandle lenza ngendlela eyahlukileyo kunaleyo yenziwa ngamahashe asekuhlaleni i-Equestria iza kudlala kwiziqendu ezininzi zamva.

Kwimeko nayiphi na into, kuba ngumboniso ojoliswe kubaphulaphuli abancinci, isiphumo sinokuqikelelwa. I-Nightmare Moon, ngaphandle kwamandla akhe amangalisayo, isebenzisa umlingo ngeendlela ezibuthathaka zokuthintela iiponi, kwaye boyisa ngokulula imiceli mngeni ayibekele bona. Bayakwazi ukubuyisa iigugu, amandla abo enzeka nje ukuba ahambelane neempawu zabo zomeleleyo zobuntu, kwaye iNightmare Moon iguqulwe yabuyela kuye uqobo. Usuku lugciniwe!

… Kwaye ke yiyo.

Ngokunyaniseka ndinqwenela usuku khange igcinwe, kuba kuninzi iyelenqe kunye nempikiswano abanokuba nayo neNightmare Moon njenge-baddie ephindaphindayo. Ndiske ndabona iziqendu ezili-16 kwaye akabuyanga. Njengoko izinto zimi ngoku, izinto zikaLuna zilungisiwe nodadewabo kwaye khange zibonwe ukusukela ngoko.

Ukusuka apha, iyelenqe libonakala ngathi liphelile ngenxa yeengxaki ezingadibaniyo ezinokusonjululwa kwisiqendu esinye, kodwa ubukhulu becala babonakala ngathi bayayiphepha idrama ephezulu kakhulu eyayixhaphake kakhulu kwimbonakalo yangaphambili ye-MLP. Ukwahluka kuphela kwesi siqendu apho iTwilight inikwa amatikiti amabini ebholeni, kwaye bonke abahlobo bayo baya ngamantongomane ngomona bezama ukufumana elinye itikiti. Lo ngumgangatho oqhelekileyo kwimiboniso yamantombazana endiyithiyileyo ukubona, kwaye yenziwe ekufeni. Ezinye iingxaki, ezinje ngefama engenabantu okanye inamba engenelelayo, zisonjululwa ngomsebenzi onzima, intsebenziswano nobukrelekrele, kwaye oku kubonakala kuyinto eqhelekileyo. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, akukho nto ilungisiweyo ngothuli lwasentsomini okanye ukuwola kweqela (ewe, kulungile, iqela elinye langana - kodwa yayiyisiqendu sebhola esisidenge), kodwa imiboniso iya kuhlala iphelisa ukuqinisa ukuba abahlobo bubuncwane kwaye nabo nantoni na enokwenzeka. Ingumxholo omhle welanga, kodwa isiqabu samkelekile kuhlobo lokugxeka oluxhaphakileyo kweminye imiboniso.

Umsebenzi wobugcisa ucocekile kwaye ubuncinci, kodwa unemibalabala kwaye uyonwabisa- ngokuyintloko kukukhanya kweflash ende, ecacisa ngokuqinisekileyo isibheno sayo se-Intanethi. Iziqendu ziyamangalisa ngokumangalisayo, kunye nokuhlekisa ukuba nabani na onokufumana okanye axabise, kwaye baye batyibilika kwiindawo ezininzi ezixakekileyo. Ndikhumbula isiqephu esinye apho amahashe ayegcina isiqaqa kwaye esenza ingxolo yebhokhwe, ala Tennessee Iibhokhwe eziFileyo; Ngubani ngaphandle kwabahlali be-Intanethi abaya kufumana ihlaya? Ukuthetha ngayo, iiponi ezinamavila ngasemva ngoku ziye zaba yinto esebenzayo kwi-Intanethi, kwaye i-pegasus engwevu ene-blonde mane kunye ne-derpy yamehlo sele ibonakele kaninzi.

Umboniso ukwajongana nezinto ezininzi ebendingazukulindela ukuba zivele kwintlawulo yanamhlanje yokufumana inzalo ngokugqithisileyo. Kwisiqendu sesibini, umzekelo, iiponi zidibana nenamba emfusa emfusa ocaphukisayo ukuba iNightmare Moon itshabalalise isiqingatha seebhovu zakhe. Ubungqina buthetha into ecaleni kwemigca ethi, Kufuneka silohlwaye olu lwaphulo-mthetho ngokuchasene nobuhle! kwaye usika umsila wakhe ukuze awusebenzise ukubuyisa umlingo iinwele zenamba. Eyona nto kukuba, iRarity ayikuthethi oku ngendlela ehlekisayo okanye engenangqondo, kwaye iiponi azisondeli kule namba ngokungathi iyinto engaqhelekanga. Bamkhathalele ngokwenene, kwaye bamphatha njengolinganayo. Ngokubuyisela, uyabanceda ngobubele babo. Zingaphi iinkqubo zabantwana ezisandula ukuphosa inamba yesini kuwe, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, bangaphi abaphathe imbeko kuye? Emva kwexesha, yonke into ukusuka kubuhlanga ukuya kwixesha isikweko kwisayensi enkulu kunye nenkolo mpikiswano iya kudlala.

Kuninzi kakhulu endinokuthi ndikucacise, kodwa masijongane nayo, inokuba ingena kwi-TL; kummandla we-DR. Ngokubanzi, ngelixa ndingenamlutha kulo mboniso, ndiyayonwabela kwaye ndiyachukumiseka. Isondela kumantombazana amancinci ecinga ukuba anengqondo esebenzayo ezintlokweni zawo, kwaye ethatha ukuba akhathalele ngaphezulu kweempahla, iiproms, kunye nombala opinki. Ngapha koko, ibazisa ngezinto umba , kunye neemeko eziza kusebenza kwilizwe lokwenyani. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba yiyo loo nto isihlwele se-nerd siyixabisa: kumnandi, kuyinyani, iyangena kwinkcubeko ye-geek yenkcubeko, kwaye ukubhala kwayo kuyomelele ngokumangalisayo. Ndikubonisa ukuba ubukele lo mboniso ngosuku olubi kwaye ungabuyi uzive ungcono kancinci.

Ndicinga ukuba nam, ngoku ndiyinxalenye yoMhlambi.