[ Inqaku lomhleli : Omnye wabaxhasi bethu uyithandile ngokwenene Umlingo uMike XXL , ukuba ungathanda ukuhamba ucinge ngendlela ekukuhle ngayo endaweni yoko.]
Umlingo uMike XXL ayisiymovie intle . Kwaye ayisiyiyo imovie elungileyo ngendlela Igumbi okanye Ityala imovie imbi kakhulu, kodwa yona imnandi ngokwenene ukuyihleka. Yi le Ushiyeke emva amanqanaba ayoyikeka. Iiyure ezimbini zokuhlala udikiwe okanye wothuswe yindlela embi ngayo.
Ngokuqinisekileyo kukho izinto ezimbalwa endizithandayo, ezinje:
• Matt Bomer ecula iZulu.
• UMat Bomer ungumphilisi wokuchukumisa.
• UMat Bomer udanisa ngesuti kwaye emva koko ukhulule loo suti, ngelixa uqhubeka nokucula.
• Ukubona uDonald Glover rap.
• Ukubona uDonald Glover ecula.
• Ukubona uDonald Glover esithi imigca embalwa ehlekisayo, rhoqo kuMat Bomer.
Ukubona imifanekiso eyahlukeneyo yabasetyhini bonwabela isini kunye nokwabelana ngesondo.
Ukwazi iHollywood kuyaqonda ukuba kufuneka babonelele ngakumbi ngeemovie ezijolise kwabasetyhini.
• UJada Pinkett Smith ulibhinqa elipholileyo nelinzima ngenene.
• UJada Pinkett Smith uthetha nabasetyhini kubaphulaphuli, kunamadoda.
• UJada Pinkett ubhekisa kubantu basetyhini njengoothixokazi (nangona loo nto indala ngokukhawuleza) abafanelwe ulonwabo kwaye bayonwatyiswa.
Ukuva umntu esithi bafuna kuphela ukonwabisa abathengi kunye nokubenza bancume.
• Umdaniso wevenkile yaseJoe Manganiello odlalayo, ojolise ekwenzeni umfazi ancume (ndiyathemba ukuba uthathe emva kwakho okanye umnike incam entle yokumosha ivenkile yakhe).
Kodwa, ndimi ngombono wam ukuba Umlingo uMike XXL yenye yeemovie ezibi zonyaka. Kubi kangakanani? I-XXL imbi:
• Ulandelelwano lokuvula olubonisa ifanitshala yeChanning Tatum ayimiseli ithoni elungileyo. Kucotha kwaye kubuhlungu, kwaye ifanitshala yakhe intle kakhulu.
Umxholo webali waseDallas… ndiza kubuyela kule nto xa sithetha noJada Pinkett Smith, kodwa ndingathanda kakhulu ukuba abhubhe, kwaye ukudibana kwabo kwakhona Ukuphola okukhulu Okwangoku, endaweni yokukhumbuza wonke umntu uMateyu McConaughey uphumelele u-Oscar kwaye wenza njalo Umcuphi wokwenene okoko kuqala. Akayidingi le movie yobudenge!
• Kubonakala kum ukuba le yindawo yokuhlambela ehotele esidlangalaleni amakhwenkwe adibana kuyo… eyindawo engaqhelekanga yokufumana. Kodwa, ndiyafunga ndabona abanye abantwana ngaphakathi nangaphaya kwelo chibi, kwaye omnye wabafana naye wayebonakala ehamba ze. Ndijonge ukujonga ukuba inokuba unxibe intambo, kwaye wayengabonakali. Ngaba ke bekukho umfana ohamba ze echibini elinabantwana abangabaziyo?
• Intombazana enesigcina-ntloko. Kutheni le nto kukho intombazana enxibe i-bikini esingazange sidibane nayo sijinga nabafana kwigumbi labo lehotele, benxibe isigcina-ntloko esipinki, intloko ibetheka esifubeni njengenkunzi yenkomo kwaye igxuma ebhedini? Ungubani kwaye kutheni ekuloo ndawo?
Ingxaki enkulu kaMike yokuba akakwazi ukuhlawula ukhathalelo lwempilo lomqeshwa wakhe. Kulungile, uninzi lwabanini bamashishini abancinci abanakukwenza oko… yiyo loo nto sidlulise umThetho woKhathalelo ongenakufikeleleka! Kodwa andizange ndiqiniseke ukuba wenza kakuhle okanye kakubi?
• UChanning Tatum ngumdanisi olungileyo kwaye ukumbona ekugqibeleni edanisa (phantse imizuzu eli-15) malunga nomzuzu kunye nesiqingatha kwakumnandi. Ndinqwenela ukuba yenzeke ngakumbi kumdlalo bhanyabhanya (ngakumbi ngaphandle kokusebenzisa umfazi njengepropathi). Ayenzi njalo.
• Itraki yeyogathi. Okokuqala, ayisiyombono yoqobo! Sele zininzi iilori zeprobiotic yeyogathi (kunye neendawo zeyogathi ezibandayo). Kodwa khawuthelekelele… iilori zokutya ezininzi azinakho ukuhlala kakuhle abafana abathandathu, ngoko ke ndicinga ukuba iingxaki zakhe zezemali inokuba yile yokuba uthenge iloli enkulu kakhulu.
• Ukutsala umnxeba kaTatum. Umhlobo wam wayeza kubala ukuba mangaphi amaxesha kule bhanyabhanya ayijongileyo ifowuni yakhe. Xa bayiphosa ngefestile, saphulukana naloo ntwana.
• Aba bantu abanamali kwaye wonke umntu ulungile ngokulahla ii-smartphones ngefestile!
• Ndicinga ukuba kulungile ukuba abafana bakhululekile ukuba ngabahlobo ngokurhuqa ookumkanikazi kunye nabantu abathandanayo. Kodwa imeko yabo yokuthatha inxaxheba kumdlalo wokutsala ibonakala ngathi iyinto ekhohlakeleyo kubo oodade abafanayo kunye nabantu abathandanayo ... ngakumbi ukubenza bafumane impendulo enkulu ngokwenza nantoni na, xa kuthelekiswa naba babini babeyinxalenye yomboniso. Kwaye, kubonakala kuyinto encinci ukuba eli qela kufuneka lihlale liziko lokuqwalaselwa.
• Umxokelelwane womlilo wonke uchitheke ngokupheleleyo kuba akukho namnye kwaba bafana osondelayo (okanye ohamba kwicala elifanelekileyo) lokulandela amaphupha abo angacacanga.
• Ukulwa okuncinci kukaKen noMike, kwaye uKen ecaphula u-Oprah, yayililinge elingenamsebenzi lokudala uxinzelelo olungekhoyo. Akukho phuhliso lomlinganiswa kwaye kuye kwafuneka ndibuze ukuba ngubani uMercedes… kuba umfazi kaKen akabizwa ngegama kwifilimu yokuqala. Ngaba uKen uqhawule umtshato unento yokwenza nomlingiswa wakhe okanye iyelenqe? Hayi.
• Ndiyaqonda ukuba andifuni ukubonisa ubuso bomntu kwangoko ngexesha lokudibana okuhle, kodwa ukuba unayo yonke incoko nomntu esingazange simbone, kuyakhathaza ukubukela. Ngaba iinwele zika-Amber Heard bezingasoloko zingahlambuluki, ngekhe ndimazi ukuba ungubani.
• Zonke iintetho ezincinci zibonakala ngathi ziyimeko engenamsebenzi… kwaye zonke zinobunzima kwaye ziyadika, endaweni yamaxesha anomtsalane ekufanele ukuba sicinga ukuba anjalo.
• Kutheni unokuba nomlinganiswa athi bajongeka kakuhle, uxinezelekile ngokuba bajongeka kanjani, kodwa ubadubule ngasemva ngefoto ende ukuze sibe nembono elungileyo malunga nelori yokutya emdaka. Eli isenokuba lelo xesha linye lokukhonkotha ubuhle bokudubula.
• Kukho iindawo ezibini ubuncinci xa abantu belala kwiindawo zokulungiselela ukutya kule lori. Kuyanyanyeka kwaye kundenza ndicinge ukuba aba bantu akufuneki bafumane ilori yabo yeyogathi kwaye ibaleke.
Ngalo lonke ixesha uRichie ethetha ngendlela abasetyhini abangakwaziyo ukuyithatha ngayo ipenisi yakhe, kuba inkulu kakhulu, ibaxekileyo.
• Ukuba uza kubanga ukuba ube ngumdlalo bhanyabhanya owenzelwe ukubhenela kwinto (yabantu besini esahlukileyo) jonga, yeka ukuthukana ngokubiza abahlobo bakho ngee-pussies.
• Ngelixa sikulo, konke ukuqalekisa kuyanyanzeliswa, akunamsebenzi, kwaye ngaphandle kwendawo kule movie, ke yinqumle. Akuyomfuneko.
• Ubuncinci khulula izihlangu zakho ukuba uza kulala kwikhawuntara yasekhitshini! Ngokukrakra!
• Kuyabonakala ukuba, ukubona umntwana esifa ngenxa yokusebenzisa iziyobisi ngokuzonwabisa khange kuthintele aba bafana ukuba bonwabele uMolly? Kwaye andinakukungqinela oku ngenxa yokuba ndingakhange ndiyiqaphele, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba umqhubi ojika indawo kaMolly utshintsha indawo ngomnye wabantu abathathe uMolly, ngexa esafumana iimpembelelo zikaMolly.
• Ndiyayicaphukela into yokuba bathi baya kwindibano. Indibano yinto amashishini aya kuyo ukubonisa imveliso okanye inkonzo. Lo yayingumboniso, kwaye kubonakala ngathi akukho nethiwekhi iqhubekayo. Kananjalo, baqhubeka besithi le yeyona nto yokugqibela yabo, akusekho klabhu yomcu ngoku ekubeni iDallas ihambileyo. Ngubani oya kwindibano xa uvale ishishini lakho? Yenza nje ukhuphiswano, kuba iyacaca indlela abenzi beefilimu abasondela ngayo kolu hambo lobudenge ... Kwaye baphose imali yebhaso ukuze bavule ilori yeyogathi.
• UChanning Tatum akanamtsalane kule movie! Kutheni le nto ade afune ukuza kunye nokonakalisa i-vibe eyonwabisayo?
• Yeka ukulahla izinto ngefestile!
• Bazisa bafuna ukwenza iindlela ezintsha emva koko balahle nje ibali elinomxholo kangangeyure!
• Rhoqo xa aba bantu besilwa iba yintsomi!
• Ngubani ophethe iringi yothethathethwano esipajini emva kokwaliwa? Ukuba unengxaki yemali, unokufuna ukuyibuyisa kwaye ufumane imali.
• Akukho ndlela yokwenza iklabhu yomdaniso enjengale iqhutywa nguJada Pinkett Smith enokuqhutywa kwindlu yokuhlala.
• Ndiyamthanda uDonald Glover kule bhanyabhanya (yenye yeendawo ezimbalwa ezisebenzayo). Kodwa ke incoko yakhe icebisa ukuba abantu basetyhini baphume kuba abanelisekanga kwaye baziva bengakhuselekanga. Isabeka isidingo kubantu basetyhini, nokuba ngaba bangabaphangi okanye abaphulaphuli.
• Ewe uChanning Tatum… usebenzisa iRoma kaJada Pinkett Smith, kwaye uyinto yokwenza. Kodwa, andikholelwa ukuba abenzi beefilimu bacinga ukuba uMike uyisidenge okanye into ayenzayo uyayisebenzisa. Eyona nto yenza ukuba utshintshiselwano lube mandundu. Ngapha koko, bayaphambana eDallas ngokuhamba kubo, kodwa uMike wenza into efanayo kuye kwiminyaka esi-8 eyadlulayo kwaye uxolelwe ngokupheleleyo?
• Ngokucacileyo kwilizwe lonke, wonke umntu uyamazi uMike Mike
• UMike usebenzisa abantu ababhinqileyo njengonodoli bokwenene. Omnye waba bafazi uya kwenzakala ngenye imini ngentamo ejijekileyo okanye ophuke umqolo kwaye emva koko uya kuba nosizi.
• Kutheni kulungile ngokulinganisa izenzo zesini kumalungu abaphulaphuli ababhinqileyo lo gama edanisa xa umthetho wokukhulula ekucingelwa ukuba awuchukumisi.
Uthando lukaMike Bomer kunye noDonald Glover banikwa indawo yokudibana. Kodwa incoko yabo isenokuba yenye yezona zinto zibhaliweyo ezibhaliweyo kwimovie yonke, kwaye inokuba yeyona nto ibalaseleyo.
• Hayi uDonald Glover, ukubuza nje into endiyifunayo ngekhe ikwenze indoda yam ethandekayo, kwaye abantu basetyhini akufuneki babulele isenzo esingenantsingiselo. Kwaye ukucinga ukuba bonke abafazi kwiklabhu yakho babuthathaka kwaye baziva bengathandwa okanye bengaxatyiswanga yindlela ekhubekisayo yokugcina abantu basetyhini kwindima yokuthobela.
• Kwakungekho mgca u-Andie MacDowell kule movie evakala ngathi iyinyani.
• Ngaba u-Amber uvile ngabahlobo baba bantu? Kuba ubonakala ecaphukela wonke umntu ahamba naye.
• Ngaba uMat Bomer ngequbuliso waqala ukusebenzisa i-aksenti esemazantsi kubukho beMacDowell?
• Ukucula okungakumbi kukaBomer nceda. Makenze ngokwenyani kancinci kwaye ahambe enkulu. Kwaye musa ukuba nabantu bajoyine ngolu hlobo lokucula. Ngumzuzu wakhe omkhulu!
• Ngoku ndimi kwinkolelo (ukusuka I-Orenji nguMnyama oMtsha ) loo velvet ibomvu ayisiyonto yokwenyani kwaye ngenxa yoko ichaza ukuba utya ikeyiki wedwa kuba velvet ebomvu ibubudenge.
• Kungelo xesha kanye endathi ndabona ukuba, andikhange ndibhalise negama lomlingiswa u-Amber Heard… ngenxa yokuba wayengabalulekanga kweli yelenqe. Ukuba ebengekho, imuvi iyakufana ncam.
• Kungangabikho gqabaza limbi kumdlalo-bhanyabhanya kunokubuza uRichie ukuba uwubethile (njengokuba ubufazi bakhe bunokulingana nelungu lakhe lobudoda). Yima, ubiza ubufazi bakhe iglass yakho yesiliphu ibiyingozi!
• Kubonakala ngathi ukubonisa umdla omncinci kwiminqweno yabasetyhini kuya kukufumanela imoto yokuqasha simahla! Imoto yesibini kwindawo engaphantsi kweeyure ezingama-24 ukusuka kumfazi ongafanele aphumelele kwezi zidenge.
• Kwaye ukuba ngoku ungumlingane womphefumlo kaRichie, kutheni uAndie MacDowell engezi noAmber Heard?
• Zaziwa kangakanani ezi knuckleheads eziza kwaziwa zii concierge (ngaphandle kokwaziswa) ukuba zingobani kwaye zibambe ngentloko ukuba zithini na izicwangciso zazo?
• Ndaye ndaqaphela ukuba sikweyure enesiqingatha kwaye asikaziboni iingoma zethu, kungasathethwa ke ngokuhluba. Ngaba siya kubona ukudanisa kwabo? Hayi, endaweni yoko siphathwa kububhanxa, imontage ehlelwe kakubi.
• Wenza lonke uhambo kwaye ungabhalisi kwangaphambili? Ngoobani nina bafana, iGriswolds? Ngaba iWallyWorld ivaliwe?! Kwaye kwakhona… kutheni na ukuba uthathe inxaxheba kule Ngqungquthela. Bafumana ntoni kuwo wonke lo mzamo?
• Ngowuphi umntu oya kulala aze ashiye ucango lwakho luvulekile? Oko kwabonakala ngathi yimpazamo umenzi wefilimu engafuni nje ukuyilungisa?
• Ngaba le yeyona nto ilungileyo yokusebenzisa uElizabeth Banks? Ukudlala omnye umphathi? Iphinda-phinda into esimbone eyenza kwiPitch Perfect.
• Iqela labafana lingqungqa, lihamba, lihambisa isinqe kancinci, kwaye lincumile.
• UTarzan udlala uhlobo lwepeyinti iZorro? Kulungile, ukhetho olulungileyo (ndiyaqikelela?). Kodwa usenayo le nja i-Bounty Hunter ijongeka kwaye isahamba ngegama likaTarzan. Ukuba ufuna ukutshintsha umfanekiso wakhe kwaye azame into eyaziwayo, kutheni ungamniki isitayile esincinci seCinderella kwaye ubeke umzamo omncinci ekuvuseleleni umsebenzi wakho. Awutshabalalisi uphawu ngokutshixiza iTarzan… sonke siyazi ukuba ayilogama lakho lokwenyani.
• Okuncinci okuthethiweyo malunga nomdaniso weelekese kubangcono. Kwakunzima nje. Ndiyaqonda ukuba aba bafazi beza belindele umdlalo othile kunye nabaphangi, kodwa ukutya kwahlukile. Ukutya kufuna ukucwangciswa, uthethathethwano kunye nemvume ebhaliweyo. Wonakalise iimpahla zabo ngaloo nto yokutshiza i-cream eyenziwe nge-ejaculation.
• Nabani na omnye uyaqaphela ukuba kunganzima kakhulu ukubona ukuba kwenzeka ntoni eqongeni ngenxa yokuhamba kaninzi emgangathweni?
Akukho lungelelwaniso kunye nezi zenzo. Khetha umxholo womxholo. Kwaye wonke umboniso usondele kwimizuzu engama-20. Kude kakhulu… ezinye zezenzo asidingi ukuzibona.
• UDonald Glover kunye noMat Bomer bobabini bacula… bakhulu. IGlover, ayinaso isenzo sayo nangona ingafumani ukuhluba okanye ukudanisa… kakubi.
• URichie, endaweni yokudlala isicima mlilo, adlale iChristian Grey kwaye alinganise isondo le-S & M phambi kwayo yonke indawo yemidlalo yeqonga (into endiqinisekile ukuba ebengazilungiselelanga) ngokufaka umntu wasetyhini ekujongeni nasekuphakamiseni iinyawo zakhe, ngelixa kweengoma zesini ezedlala kakhulu ezinamazwi anje ngala ndifuna ukukuophula. Ewe, wonke amaphupha omtshato omfazi ngamnye azaliseka.
• Kwakutheni ukuze uRichie acaphuke kangangokuba kubekho Ngorhatya parody ukuba wenza i I-50 Shades yeGrey lumo
• Kwaye kutheni ungavumeli intombazana elihlwempu ukuba iphume ngaphandle kwezikhuselo kunokuba igcine imilenze inyukele kulo lonke umboniso?
• Iyandicaphukisa into yokuba beze no-Amber Heard eqongeni ngelixa yena esithi hayi… umyalezo ongalunganga.
• Ngokubanzi, kodwa ngakumbi ngoChanning Tatum kunye nenombolo yokugqibela kaStephen Boss, uninzi lwale mingqungqo ibonakala ngathi ayifanisi isini kuphela, kodwa nodlwengulo. Ukubamba abafazi phantsi, ukujija imizimba yabo ukusuka phezulu kuye ezantsi, ukutsala isinqe sabo kufutshane emva koko bavule imilenze yabo phezulu. Kuziva kubi nje ukubukela oku kwiforum yoluntu enabantu abahlekayo nabakhwazayo. Kuvakala ngathi akayithandi, uyakuthathwa njengengubo emanzi.
• Andinalwazi lokuba la madoda enze nayiphi na imali yokwenyani, kodwa abuyise ilori yawo… kanye ngexesha elifanelekileyo lokuba iintsuku zawo ziye kuthenga ii-custard ezigcinwe ngumkhenkce? Heyi, sinelori egcwele i-yogurt ekhenkcezisiweyo kwishishini esizama ukuliqala kubantu abaqhelekileyo abafana nawe!
• Ngaba eli phulo liphucule nabuphi na ubomi babo? Akukho luvo! Andazi nokuba uMike useneshishini na xa efika ekhaya.
• Esi sesinye sezona ziphelo zinokukhawuleza nezingonelisiyo… ezimbi kakhulu, bendicinga ukuba kufanele kubekho imeko yetyala. Kuyabonakala ukuba akunjalo.
• Umculo awukhunjulwa jikelele, ngokungafaniyo nefilimu yokuqala
• Umboniso bhanyabhanya uhlala ujongeka ngokwenyani, ungalunganga, kwaye ndothuswe kukuqonda ukuba uStephen Soderbergh wayengumdwebi bhanyabhanya.
Isikripthi sinamabali amabali amaninzi azisiweyo kwaye awuzange uphinde uphendulwe, bendibhidekile uninzi lwemovie.
• Bathengisa oku njengemovie ukubhenela kwimbonakalo yabasetyhini, kwaye eneneni, olu luvo lendoda malunga nokuba abafazi mabafune ntoni ... kunye notoliko lomenzi wefilimu kwinto efunwa ngabasetyhini kunye nezinto abazifunayo zihlala zikhona, ziyacaphukisa.
• Akonelanga UKUDANISA ukubonisa ukuba bububudenge obo bhanyabhanya.
• Ithetha ukuthini i-XXL? Ndiyazi ukuba yinto ehlekisayo kodwa ayibhekiseli kwinto ekwi-movie.
• Sifumana owesithathu?
U-Lesley Coffin ukufakelwa kweNew York ukusuka eMidwest. Ungumbhali / umhleli wepodcast osekwe eNew York Ifilimu negalelo lefilimu kwi I-Interrobang . Xa engakwenzi oko, ubhala iincwadi kwiHollywood yakudala, kubandakanya I-Lew Ayres: I-Hollywood's Objector ngenxa yesazela kunye nencwadi yakhe entsha Iinkwenkwezi zikaHitchcock: UAlfred Hitchcock kunye neHollywood Studio System .
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