Ukuphononongwa: UMlingo uMike XXL awulunganga njengoMlingo kaMike, kwaye loo nto uyenza ngcono kakhulu

Umlingo uMike XXL ayilunganga njenge Umlingo uMike , kwaye kunjalo, ke ngcono ngakumbi kuyo. Ukuba ifilimu yokuqala ibiphawulwe ngayo nayiphi na into ibikukungaqondani kwengqondo-ithoni ekhathazayo kunye nokuqhuqheka kweyelenqe malunga neyona ndawo ibuhlungu eFlorida. Unephupha, 'yabona, kodwa ukufumana imali mboleko kunzima, kuba uqoqosho. Umlingo uMike yayikukucamngca nzulu malunga nokususwa kwezoqoqosho kunye nokulandela iinkanuko zomntu, efafazwe zizigcawu ezikhanyisiweyo ze-gyrating abs kwiimpahla ezinqabileyo zomlilo. Kwaphela kumthambo wendoda ecingayo Amantombazana omboniso -Kude nehlaya okanye ukungaphumeleli, kodwa mhlawumbi ukuzicingela kakhulu.

Umlingo uMike XXL kwelinye icala, kukungakhathali ngokoqobo kwemuvi. Isisiseko sokuhambisa izandla kude nayo yonke ijuju embi eyehlayo okokuqala, ijonge isimilo sayo kwaye yathi, Akukho mntu ukhathalayo malunga neshishini lakho lobuyatha, Mike. Umlingo uMike ukunqwala ngentloko ukuvuma, kukunika uncumo olucekeceke kwaye uqale ukufunxa itafile. Abaphulaphuli bayancwina ngolonwabo. Kumnandi ekugqibeleni.

Ukuba Umlingo uMike XXL kunokuthiwa inesakhiwo konke konke, ibuthathaka kwaye ibuthathaka njengamathambo e-hummingbird. Yifilimu yohambo lwendlela malunga neqela lama-dudes azifumana ngokuzixakekisa ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo zamanenekazi azinikeleyo. OoKumkani baseTampa bafana neefiries zesini, bebhabha besuka edolophini besiya edolophini, befumana injongo ngokunika isipho samadoda ilekese kubafazi abadibana nabo. Indawo nganye yovuyo olukhululekileyo olugqitha imida yentsingiselo. Kukho iinkwenkwezi emehlweni am, kwaye ndinemilenze yesaphetha ngamava.

UJoe Manganiello utyhila iphupha elixhokonxwe yimincili malunga nendlela yomtshato esekwe emgceni eza kuthi kamva ifikelele kwisiphelo esona sihle kakhulu seBDSM kwimbali yemifanekiso eshukumayo. Ukutshintshwa ngokupheleleyo kukaJada Pinkett-Smith kuqhuba ifama yabasetyhini, kwaye uninzi lwabathengi ngabafazi abanemibala. Ubiza abathengi bamakhosikazi bakhe, bayamthanda ngenxa yayo, nathi ngokunjalo, abaphulaphuli abathandayo. Ubungakanani bobukhulu babafazi bafumana izigcawu ezibanzi zokonwaba kwabo bazonwabisa ngabesilisa babo kwiminqweno yabo, kwaye ayikaze idlalwe njengesiqhulo. Ngesinye isikhathi umntu ogama linguMalik uthatha umfazi onokuthi abe kwinqanaba leepawundi ezingama-300 aze amthwale njengomtshakazi phezu kombundu. Unoyolo kakhulu, kwaye uyaziqhenya ngokuba ngumsebenzi.

UMike, ngaphandle nje kokudlula kwinto ekhangeleka ngathi yeyokwahlukana okukrakra, akaze abonakalise ingqumbo kubasetyhini. Uzama ukuzifumana, bhuti, kodwa uqinisekile njengokuba isihogo asidingi kudiliza abafazi ukuba bayenze. U-Andi MacDowell, okhangeleka emhle, edlala enxilile, ephantsi komama wase Mzantsi othe, endaweni yokuba abe neentloni okanye ajike abe yintlekisa, ekugqibeleni ufumana uthando ngohlobo luka Big Mang Richie kaJoe Manganiello. Le yeyona bhanyabhanya ndiyibonileyo apho yamkelwe khona ukuba, ewe, i-dick enkulu inokuba yingxaki (ibuhlungu ngamanye amaxesha, kulungile?). Ngubani umntu otyibilikayo eglick ukuya ku-Big Dick Richie's ngokungathandekiyo omkhulu kodwa oyinto entle uAndi MacDowell? Ewe.

Umlingiswa ka-Amber Heard utya ikeyiki ebomvu yonke ngelixa oomama bomhlobo wakhe abakwiminyaka ephakathi bexelelwa indlela abahle ngayo ngabaZonwabisi abangamadoda abagqibeleleyo kwigumbi elilandelayo ngaphaya. Yena noMlingo uMike baxoxa ngoThixo kunye nokulunga kwicookies vs. cake, kwaye uMike umxelela ewe, uThixo wam nguYe ngaphambi kokuba ajikeleze ngaphandle kwegumbi. Ungumlinganiswa oziva ngathi unokuba ebekhonza uhlobo oluthile lwenjongo ebaliswayo kuyilo lwangaphambili, kwaye balibale ukumbhala kuba sele beyiphosile indawo leyo. Andikhathali, kuba uThixo unguShe kwaye ke wamjikela. Yenzela Yean. Ayikuko kuba wayelindele nantoni na kuye njengembuyekezo, nangona. Umlingo kaMike musa ukudlala ngoluhlobo.

UMike akakakulungelanga ubudlelwane okwangoku, okanye ukulungele ukuzama olunye, kodwa uyazi ntoni? Ayisiyo ngongoma leyo. Benza unxibelelwano nangayiphi na indlela, oluya kuthi luphakame kunye naye ngokuqhusheka ubuso bakhe eqongeni phambi kwamakhulu amanenekazi angxolayo ngelixa ephakamisa isihlanu somdanisi wakhe, uMalik, kwaye yintoni impilo eqinisekisa ukuba iphakamileyo iphakamileyo emihlanu.

Sonke siyi-Amber Heard kwisandwich eyonwabisayo yomntu. Umboniso bhanyabhanya yikhekhe ebomvu yevelvet. Ndiyakhala ngovuyo kwaye ndenze iinyembezi kwi-Shake Shack ekufutshane yesibini yesibini iphelile.

Sonke singamaQueens, kwaye sifanele ikhekhe elibomvu le-velvet ebomvu.

Kowuphi owona mbono ucinga kakhulu kumdlalo bhanyabhanya ongabandakanyi ukuhluba, umlinganiswa kaDonald Glover, uAndre, wachaza ukuba ekuqaleni wangena kumdlalo wokuhluba owesilisa ngenxa yemfuno yezemali, kwaye wacinga ukuba uyayithiya. Kodwa emva koko waye wakuqonda ukubaluleka kokunikezela abafazi ngamabhaso okuphila — esebenzisa iitalente zakhe ezithile ukubenza bazive bebahle. Ubuntwana uGambino ufumene indlela yokutshata ukuthanda kwakhe umculo emsebenzini wakhe njengesiqhelo sendoda, kwaye abathengi bakhe bayayithanda. Uyabathanda abathengi bakhe. Wonke umntu unwabile kakhulu ngezigqibo zobomi bakhe. UAndre angayenza, makhwenkwe-ngoku nawe unako.

Umboniso bhanyabhanya uphela ngooKumkani baseTampa bejonge ngaphezulu kolwandle kwezinye izinto zomlilo. Endaweni yoko, iphela ngokujonga i-PA bewanga ikuki ngaphezulu kwezibane ezithile kuba bengenalo uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwazo. Akucaci malunga nokuba bayayiphumelela okanye bayayiphumelela iSivumelwano seStripper. Ngaba le yayiyinyani yabo yokugqibela? Ngaba uMike ubuyela kwishishini lakhe lefanitshala elisokolayo? Yintoni? Amanenekazi ayabathanda, kwaye loo nto ibenza bazive bonwabile okwangoku. Akukho mntu ukhathalayo malunga neshishini lakho lefenitshala, uMicrosoft Mike. Kodwa uyayiva lonto? Ukubetha okuvulekileyo kwiPony kwawa nje. Uyayazi into omawuyenze.

Ukuba kwishishini lokuzinikela kwabafazi ekugqibeleni kuphantsi kwabo. Kwi Umlingo uMike XXL , Ukonwaba kwabasetyhini kubekwa ngaphambili nakwiziko. Abanye abagxeki baveze uluvo lokuba ekugqibeleni akukho sizathu sokungqubana okungaginyisi mathe ngeebhanana hammock Disneyland, kodwa andivumelani — imalunga nokuxolelanisa ukungangqinelani kokuqonda kweyokuqala, kwaye, ewe, umntu angazidla ngokuzenza Iingcinga zabafazi kwisitya esithobekileyo seebhili zeedola. Ngokuphathelene noko, uMlingo uMike XXL ukhule ngakumbi kwaba babini-enye akufuneki ibe neentloni ngobunini babo. Akusoloko kufuneka nokuba / okanye-inokuba zombini.

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