Awunguye uKhethiweyo, u-Anak-Er, uDonald Trump

Ixesha lokugqibela umntu abhengezwe ekuhleni njengoNyuliweyo, walahlekiswa ngu-Emperor, wanyanzela umfazi wakhe owayekhulelwe ngenkani, emva koko watshisa emhadini wentaba-mlilo. Kubonakala ngathi uDonald Trump akazange abone Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Isiqendu III - Impindezelo yeSith , okanye ucinga ukuba unguMlawuli kule meko. Bobabini uMlawuli kunye noAnakin bafa. (Ngokufanelekileyo, nangona kunjalo Ukunyuka kweSkywalker ingambuyisa, ngubani owaziyo?) Kodwa inqaku kukuba ukuzibiza njengoKhethiweyo akunakuze kuphathe mntu.

Ngelixa ethumela iitayitile kumsasazi osasazelayo / umthengisi weyelenqe othe abantu base-Israel bayamthanda njengoKumkani wakwa-Israyeli, uDonald Trump naye uhambe kwindlela ende enomoya omde owamkhokelela ekubeni athi unguKhethiweyo. Okhethiweyo wantoni? Akukho mntu waziyo. Ukutshatyalaliswa kwethu? Mhlawumbi kunjalo. Mhlawumbi ngokwenene ungumchasi-Kristu, kwaye oku kunjalo Iimpawu ezilungileyo . Ngomzuzu xa efumana inja ye-White House, sonke besifanele sibaleke.

Ividiyo ye @DonaldTrump evakalisa ukuba unyuliwe. pic.twitter.com/QY5drMt16a

-Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) Nge-21 ka-Agasti ka-2019

… Intoni? Ngaba wayekhwaza kuThixo esithi unguMnyulwa? Iinkwenkwezi? Amandla angabonakaliyo (uPutin) ahlebela izinto ezindlebeni zakhe? Ngokwenene, akukho mntu waziyo. Izolo, uwususile lo mgceni uKhethiweyo, into kaKumkani wakwaSirayeli, kunye nesinye isicatshulwa malunga nokuBuya kweSibini kukaThixo, konke ngosuku olunye.

Kwaye akukho namnye owacinga ukuthi, Hee, mnumzana, ayilunganga le nto? Hayi, ufumana nje ukuphuma ngenxa yokuba abayi kumvumela yi-ISLAND yaseGREENLAND.

I-Twitter ilahlekelwe ngokufanelekileyo ziingqondo zabo ngokudibeneyo ngenxa yokuba umongameli ezigxotha ezi zimvo, kwaye akukho nto yenziwayo malunga naloo nto.

UTrump uthi Nguye onyuliweyo. Ndiyavuma. Ukhethwe nguPutin.

-Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) Nge-22 ka-Agasti ka-2019

Ukuba ndithe abantu baseMexico bangabadlwenguli, umsebenzi wam ungaphela.

Ukuba ndithe amaNazi ngabantu abalungileyo, ikhondo lam liya kuphela.

Ukuba bendiqhayisa ngokuhlaselwa ngokwesondo, umsebenzi wam ungaphela.

Ukuba ndithe ndingonyuliweyo, ndiza kumiselwa kwiziko.

Ndingumdlali weqonga.

-Bradley Whitford (@WhitfordBradley) Nge-22 ka-Agasti ka-2019

Ngoku singene kwixesha elitsha apho iinyani azikho kwaye umongameli ucinga ukuba nguKumkani kunye noNyuliweyo.

Ngoku kuthweni? https://t.co/RzYCD3rgdE

-Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) Nge-22 ka-Agasti ka-2019

Masijongane nayo, ukuba ndizichaze njengoKhethiweyo kunye noKumkani wamaJuda emva koko ndirhoxisa intlanganiso kuba akukho mntu uzakundithengisela iGreenland, bayakusa iesile lam kwigumbi likaxakeka nge-5150 ngaphambi kokuba ndigqibe isigwebo.

-Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) Nge-22 ka-Agasti ka-2019

Njengokuba uninzi lwezi tweets zibonisa, ukuba omnye umntu uthe izinto wayezizo, bayakumiselwa kwiziko okanye baphulukane nemisebenzi, kwaye ke wonke umntu kolu lawulo unokukhupha ngokuvulekileyo nantoni na enobuhlanga, isini, ubuqhophololo, okanye into ehlekisayo. emva koko uphele Ukudanisa ngeenkwenkwezi okanye ube negalelo kwiFox News.

Nokuba yintoni, sigwetyelwe. bekumnandi.

(umfanekiso: LucasFilm)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —