Abantu banokuqikelelwa ukuba abonwabanga malunga neMichael Bay's Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles Movie - Njengoko kufanele ukuba babe njalo

Ke, siyifumene nje loo nto UMichael Bay Izicwangciso zokuzayo Ufudo lweMinja Ninja Turtles Imovie iya kubandakanya Ukutshintsha iimfudo kwizidalwa eziguqulwe zibe ngabaphambukeli . Nangona ukuguquka kwakuyinto yonke yeqela lokulwa leentlanzi, kwaye ukuzenza inxalenye yomncintiswano ongekho nje kuphela ukubulala ingcamango yokuqala, kodwa yinto nje eqhelekileyo ukuba uceba ukwenza Ufudo lweMinja Ninja Turtles imuvi. Inxalenye eguqukayo yinxalenye yephakheji. Kodwa ngoku, abantu abadibene ne-TMNT bathetha ngokuchasene nesigqibo sobuyatha, esisidenge, nesisisiyatha, bavakalise into esiyithandayo ngabalandeli kolu chungechunge okoko saqala ukuva iindaba. Hayi, hayi T-R-T-L-E amandla. Okungakumbi njengomsindo.

Ngomoya wokubhengeza ngokupheleleyo, ndingumntu omkhulu I-TMNT fan. Ke, mna, njengabanye abaninzi abazinikeleyo I-TMNT abalandeli, bothuswa sisibhengezo sokuba i-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ayizukutshintsha. Kwaye ukuba, ngenene, abaphambukeli, emva koko kunokwenzeka ukuba basebenze kuhlobo olwahlukileyo lwexesha, ngoko ke mhlawumbi abalulutsha. Kwaye ngekhe babe zii-ninjas, kuba bubugcisa bokulwa basemhlabeni. Kwaye noofudo bakwaluhlobo lomhlaba, ngoko ke ngekhe babe ziimfudo.

Ke, i-wtf ngaba ezi zinto ziya kubakho, kwaye kutheni le nto siyibiza ngokuba ngumdlalo bhanyabhanya malunga neeTurgege Mutant Ninja Turtles xa zizakuba Akukho nanye kwezi ziphezulu ?

Kwabaqalayo, iBay, evelisa imuvi entsha, ithatha abalandeli kwindlela yentloko kwaye ixelela abalandeli be-TMNT ukuba bapholise umbono wakhe omubi wokonakalisa i-TMNT:

Abalandeli kufuneka bathathe umoya, kwaye babande. Abasifundanga iskripthi. Iqela lethu lisebenza ngokusondeleyo nomnye wabadali bokuqala beNinja Turtles ukunceda ukwandisa kunye nokunika ibali elinzima ngakumbi emva. Phumla, sibandakanya yonke into eyenze ukuba ube ngabalandeli kwasekuqaleni. Sakha nje umhlaba otyebileyo.

Ndikuthiyile nyani xa abantu bendixelela ukuba ndiphumle. Kwaye hayi, iMichael Bay, ukwenza ufudo njengabaphambukeli kuthetha ukuba abasayi kuphinda babe nayo yonke into esenze [thina] saba ngabalandeli kwasekuqaleni. Ngenxa yokuba inxalenye yaloo nto yayiyi-slime kwi-NYC ye-sewer eyayijika ibe yinto eqhelekileyo, ii-turtles zomhlaba zibe yi-ninjas eziqeqeshwe ngumgangatho ofanayo wokuguqula umjelo (kwakhona ovela eMhlabeni). Enye into: Ufudo luthanda ipitsa. Hayi kuba bafika eMhlabeni bayifumana. Kuba bazalwa kwaye bakhulisa abantu baseNew York (abaza kuba ziimfudu eziguqukayo). Yayiyi ibhithi ezo zavela kubaphambukeli. Inkqubo ye- ukuphuma . Kwaye kunjalo yiyo .

I-Ninja Pizza Uqikelela ukuba I-TMNT umyili ekuthethwa ngaye ngu UKevin Eastman , ukusukela UPeter Laird sele etshilo ukuba akazokubandakanyeka kule movie. Kwaye asikaze sive ku-Eastman malunga notshintsho iBay efuna ukuyenza kwibali lemvelaphi yofudo.

Ngelixa singeva ngqo ngokuthe ngqo I-TMNT umyili malunga noku okwangoku, sinesitetimenti esivutha ngumsindo somnye wabadlali bemovie yokuqala. URobbie Rist , owanika igama likaMichaelangelo okokuqala I-TMNT Umboniso bhanyabhanya, usebenzise amanye amagama thina, ngekhe siwasebenzise ukuchaza into eyenziwa yiBay kweli bali. Kodwa bayayicacisa le nto. Ukusuka TMZ :

Mhlawumbi awundazi kodwa ndenze umsebenzi othile wezwi kwiseti yokuqala yeemovie oqala ukuthetha ngazo ngokwenza amanyala.

I-Rist yongezwa, Ndiyazi ukuba ukukholelwa kwiifudu zokuthetha eziguqulweyo kuyisidenge ukuqala kodwa ngaba kufanele ukuba ndikhokelwe ekubeni ndikholelwe ukuba kukho ii-ninjas ezivela kwenye iplanethi? Udlwengulo lweenkumbulo zobuntwana bethu luyaqhubeka…

Kulungile, ngelixa singavumelani nokukhethwa kwamagama e-Rist (kuba sithetha ngabalinganiswa abaziintsomi abangoongantweni abakwishumi elivisayo abaguqukayo ninja kwaye hayi, uyazi, ulwaphulo-mthetho olunobundlobongela), le yindlela abalandeli abakhathazeke ngayo yile nto. Kwaye iMichael Bay ayibonakali inika inqwelo moya ebhabha. Ufuna nje ukutshintsha yonke into malunga nebali elisekwe kakuhle, mhlawumbi ongeze ukubulawa kweziphumo ezizodwa ezingeyomfuneko kwimovie ekufanele ukuba inobuhle kunye nezinto eziphilayo (kulungile, njengezinto eziphilayo njengoko zinokuba njalo, kuba iselihle ngaphandle kodonga) , kwaye enze yonke loo mali ixabisekileyo aza kuyenza.

Isishwankathelo, UMgcini ibeka yonke le nto ngokwembono:

Ukwenza ufudo njengabaphambukeli kungonakalisa yonke into- umnqweno wabo wokwamkelwa, ukuqaqanjelwa kwabo okumangalisayo emva kweminyaka yee-1980, ukuthanda kwabo ipitsa. Yonke into, iphepha laxoxa. Ngaba sinyanzelwe ukuba sikholelwe ukuba kukho uhlanga olwahlukileyo lweeFudu ezinkulu ezithi zivele kubo bonke abathiywe ngamagcisa awaziwayo oRenaissance kule planethi, kwaye bathethe isiNgesi, kwaye ngubani oza eMhlabeni enamagorha amadala asele ekhulile aphuma kuhlanga olunye, ukuhlala nje kumjelo ohambisa amanzi amdaka kunye nokukhangela phezulu ii-anchovies ngawo onke amathuba? Kunzima, eMichael Bay. Akunjalo.

Yabona? Akunangqondo nokubenza babe ngabaphambukeli. Ngaphandle kokuba uMichael Bay afune ukwenza oonobumba bokuqala, eneneni le nto wayenokuyenza ngengozi.

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