NguHalloween, elo xesha lobugqi lonyaka xa siphosa uthintelo lwethu ecaleni kwaye samkela ububi bakho bangaphakathi. Okanye kuya kuba njalo, ukuba lo ibingunyaka oqhelekileyo. Kodwa i-2020 ithathe isigqibo sokuba ayiqhelekanga, ebeka isampamp kwiiHenry shenanigans zethu. Uninzi lweendawo aluyi kuba nenkohliso okanye ukunyanga okanye amaqela okanye izindlu ezikhuselekileyo ngenxa ye-COVID-19. Kodwa isoyikiso sobhubhane asinakuyekisa umthengisi weempahla zethu ozithandayo waseHalloween uYandy ekukhupheni iimpahla ezintsha zeHalloween ezenzelwe nje lo nyaka uqalekisiweyo.
Abantu abalungileyo baseYandy abakaze bahlangane nomceli mngeni abangakwazanga ukuwusonga nge-spandex kwaye bajikeleze kwingcinga yesinxibo engafanelekanga. Asinakulindela nto ingaphantsi kwinkampani eyadala ezakudala njenge Umfana oSlenderman , I-Sexy Poop Emoji, kunye Umnumzana Rogers .
U-Yandy uyazi ukuba iHalloween imalunga ne-horniness, ngaphandle kweyona boner-killer enkulu ingu-2020. Nazi ezinye zeyona midlalo mihle / imbi kakhulu ye-2020:
I-Tiger King emnandi
Heyi nonke ziikati ezipholileyo kunye neekati! Khumbula i-10 yezigidi zeminyaka eyadlulayo xa ilizwe lalithandana nenkunkuma emhlophe yezilwanyana zasendle Tiger King ? Ngoku unokuphinda wenze ulonwabo ekhaya kunye nale ngubo yeNdlovukazi yaseTiger kunye nezi zambatho zimbini zekati. Nangona uza kwenza izambatho zesibini, awuyi kwenza ngcono kuneJoe Exotic umtshato wesithathu okanye le UCarol Baskin ifoto yomtshato loo nto ayinakuchazwa.
Umsebenzi oNonophelayo wezeMpilo
Ngokuqinisekileyo, umongikazi onomdla we-sexy yi-classic yaseHalloween, kodwa kulo nyaka usinike ukugxila okuhlaziyiweyo kunye nokuxabisa abasebenzi bethu bezempilo. U-Yandy ungaphezulu kwayo, eneendlela ezininzi zokukhetha umongikazi, kubandakanya enye ephethe isirinji enkulu. Ngaba loo syringe iqulethe iyeza lokugonya le-COVID-19 okanye utywala nje? Ngugqirha wakho kuphela owaziyo ngokuqinisekileyo.
Ukuzahlula ngokwesini
Ukuqhubeka notyekelo lwendyikitya yokufa, uYandy ubonelela isithukuthezi sesonka sebhanana (isitya asifakwanga), isicoci sesandla (esibonakala ngathi sisuti yokuhlamba phantsi kwesongelo seplastiki), kwaye kunjalo, ukubulala oonomeva. Akukho phawu lwenkqayi yomuncu omuncu naphi na, into exakayo kuba uninzi lwezi zinxibo ziqinisekisa usulelo lwegwele. BOO! Kodwa ngokungathandekiyo, isonka sebhanana esikruqulayo ngokuqinisekileyo sisikhethi esiphezulu ukuba, njengam, uchitha iHalloween unxile ekhitshini lakho phantsi. UMXHOLO.
Ukophula umthetho kwelungelo lokushicilela
Ukunxiba iimpahla zenkcubeko ye pop kuhlala kuhlala kuyinyango: emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ngubani ongafuniyo ukunxiba njengoHermanniny, umfundi weChogborts? U-Yandy akakhethi, ngokunikela nge-Sail Her Boom, Poise N. Ivy, kunye no-Comic Vixen. Ukufezekisa ngaloo maxesha awunakuthenga iimpahla ezinelayisensi kuba uvinjelwe kuyo yonke iHalloween yoMoya kwindawo yoorhulumente abathathu. Ukuthetha ngokunyanisekileyo, kunjalo.
Ukuthandana kwabafani
Ukunikezelwa kokuzinikela kukaYandy kwi-horny heteronormativity, ndothuswa kamnandi kukubona ezi zikhetho zindwendwe. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kutheni le nto amadoda engafanelekanga nje njengabafazi? Ngaba abanqweneli ububhanxa besipandex obuthetha nabo? Ngaba abaphuphi ezabo iimpahla zokunxiba kodwa zinengxaki? Ndifuna ukuhlala eMelika apho abantu be-LGBTQ + banokhetho oluninzi lokunxiba olubi njengabantu ngqo.
Ndikunqwenelela wena kunye neyakho iHalloween eyonwabileyo kunye ne-horny!
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Yandy)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
