Ezona mpahla zintle zeHalloween eziSona sinokuthi sizifumane

Ezona zambatho zimbi zeHalloween

Kunzima ukuba ngumfazi kwiHalloween. Unokufuna ukunxiba iimpahla ezikukhusela kumoya obandayo ka-Okthobha, kodwa wothuka! Uninzi lwezambatho zabasetyhini ziza ngesitayela esinye: i-sexy, i-short-skirted, i-skin-tight, i-low-cut version ye-costume yasekuqaleni.

Ngelixa le ngcinga ithathe ubushushu kule minyaka idlulileyo, akukho nto yokunxiba iimpahla ezinomtsalane phaya ezenzelwe amanenekazi, kwaye ezinye zazo zibandakanya ezona ngcinga zimbi sinokuthi sizicingele ukuzibandakanya nokubetha ilebheli enomdla.



Ukucaca, siyayithanda ingcinga yokugungqa ukubonakala kwesini ukuba yinto yakho leyo. Uninzi lwabantu luthanda ukuthatha isinxibo sendabuko kunye nokuluqhola ngeHalloween. Abafazi-akukho namnye nayiphi na isini-kufanelekile ukuba ibe neentloni ngobuninzi bolusu abakhetha ukuluveza.

Into esiyithathayo kukuba imveliso eyoyikekayo yesinxibo sabafazi iveliswa ngesini njengokwendalo. Khangela isinxibo sabasetyhini kunye nengcinga okanye umlinganiswa kwaye iziphumo zakho ziya kubuya zinxibe ngokuqaqambileyo. Zama ukungena kwivenkile yakho esisiseko yeHalloween kwaye uvele ngendleko yangaphambi komfazi ongaqhelekanga. Kwaye ubungakanani bohlobo lwesinxibo uninzi lwethu esifuna ukunxiba alufumaneki, ngelixa iinguqulelo ezithandekayo zihlala zigqibezela imigangatho yobuhle engafikelelekiyo kwaye azifumaneki kwisayizi ezahlukeneyo.

Yiyo loo nto sifika kwizinxibo ezisenze sakhala YINTONI? ngokukhwaza kakhulu kulo nyaka:

I-SEXY FAKE NEWS

Ngaba uluhlobo lomntu okholelwa ukukhwaza kukamongameli ukuba iindaba zeendaba ziphumele ukumfumana ngenxa yeempazamo zakhe ezingenakubalwa? Ngaba sakha saba nesinxibo esimnandi kuwe!

Bhangqa ilokhwe yakho yemaphepha-ndaba, enokubhalwa ngamanqaku kuwo onke amagumbi eendaba abulawe kukunganyaniseki kwendibaniselwano okanye ubuqhetseba be-pivot-to-video yeFacebook, ngesibini seglasi zikaClark Kent-ish! Ndoda, le iya kuba yeyakho ngokwenene ii-libs. ( Yandy )

NGESONDO UDONALD ISIHLAWU

Akukho nto iya kuba yeyakho i-libs enzima, nangona kunjalo, kunenguqu yakho kamongameli e-sexy. Ewe, impahla yesinxibo Yandy.com ayinakubeka emngciphekweni ingqumbo yamalungelo obunini kaTrump nayo yonke imali ayifumanayo kwintengiso yakhe ebomvu, ke le ndleko ibizwa ngokuba nguDonna T. Rumpshaker, ulandelelwano lwamagama endingasoze ndawabona .

Konke oku akulunganga, nangona: iwigi e-blond icwebezela kakhulu kwaye imile kakuhle ukuba ithelekise nantoni na efana ne-spawn engaqhelekanga ehlala entlokweni kaTrump, kwaye ibhatyi yesuti ilunge ngakumbi kunayo nantoni na esiyibonileyo. yenziwe ngumntu banxibe izigidigidi.

Ilizwi kwizilumko: umnqwazi wakho weRumpshaker uya kuthi kuphela UKWENZA AMERICA ENKULU, hayi kwakhona , okuthetha ukuba iMelika ayikaze ibe nkulu, kwaye endaweni yoko ngumsebenzi otyhafisayo oqhubekayo, ochanekileyo ngokwembali. Ke lumka kwiqela lakho le-MAGA le-Halloween apho ungathathwa khona usiya kubomvu ukuze utye isityebi. ( Yandy )

I-SEXY JON IQHWA

Ngokobuchwephesha obizwa ngokuba yiNdlovukazi yaseNtla yeSoyile, le ndoda ibuza umbuzo, ungathini ukuba ufuna ukunxiba njenge Imidlalo yeethrone 'UJon Snow, ususe kuphela isithathu kwisine sesinxibo sakhe? Asiyi kuxoka, ikapa liyamangalisa apha, kodwa andiqinisekanga ukuba yonke le mpahla iyilungele i-Winterfell. ( Yandy )

Ngaba ujonge ukudibanisa iJoy Jon Snow kunye nesinxibo sendoda? Mkhulu, sikugubungele. Nanku uMama oDragons weeDragons kwiimfuno zika-anti wakho oshushu ( Yandy )

UKWENZA NGESONDO MICHAEL MYERS

Imichael mers entle

Entsha IHalloween Umboniso bhanyabhanya uvulwe nje omkhulu, kunye neendaba ezixhobisayo zokuvulwa kwe-horror enkulu kunye nokhokelo lwabasetyhini, kunye nokuvula okukhulu kunayo yonke eyenzeka kumdlalo bhanyabhanya kunye nomntu obhinqileyo ongaphezulu kweminyaka engama-55. Ke kutheni ungathathi umbulali obulalayo uMichael Myers kwaye umenze abe sexxxy eyongezelelweyo ? Isinxibo, esifana nengcinga yokuba sifana nesigqubuthelo segazi sikaMichael esasasazwa ngegazi, sigqunywe ngeHALLOWEEN kuba akukho sinye isibonakaliso sokuba oku kunokuba nento yokwenza noMichael Myers okanye iHalloween ngenye indlela.

IAmazon ndingathanda ukuba uyazi ukuba le yesinxibo asizukuza nemela enegazi. Kwaye ayibandakanyi imaski kaMichael. Sisikipa nje esisezantsi, esiringi esirhabaxa esirhabaxa esithi HALLOWEEN.

Ngokwahlukileyo koko, ukuba ungathanda ukunxiba umntwana wakho njengombulali ongenamakhonkco ukuze abulale amalungu eentsapho zabo, sineendaba ezimnandi! Akukho mntu uya kuphutha ukujonga kwabo. ( IAmazon )

Ukuba konke oku IHalloween Ukwabelana ngesondo akukukhuthazi, ungaze woyike, unokuba nguFreddy Kreuger okrexezayo okanye uJason wenyama, okanye njengoko besaziwa njengoMiss Kreuger no-Sexy Miss Voorhees.

I-SEXY PIZZA RAT

Ewe, nkqu nevidiyo yakudala ye-Intanethi yeranti ekhutheleyo ukuqhuba ipitsa ejikeleze isikhululo sikaloliwe esikwisiXeko saseNew York sinokwenziwa sisitabane xa kufikwa ekubekeni abafazi kwiHalloween.

Kuba i-pizza rat iyimveliso yesinye isihlandlo, ngo-2015, xa ihlabathi lalizele lithemba kunye nesithembiso, kungafuneka uchaze le nto kwabo baya epatini. Ndingumntu othanda ipitsa, uya kuthi. Ubudala obuhle besinxibo kwiminyaka yeerati bunokuphendula ngokuba kutheni iRat Pizza Rat ikhutshiwe ngama-70%. Kukuba oko, ngokungathi impuku ibaleka ngesilayidi.

Ngokunyaniseka, ukuba le ndoda ibinokuhlala kancinci bendizakuyinxiba ngokwam, kuba ii-memes zilungile kwaye ngubani ongayithandiyo i-hood eneendlebe zempuku kunye neepokotho ze-pepperoni pizza? Nceda unike i-pizza rat ifudumele. Isokole ngokwaneleyo ngexesha layo. ( Yandy )

USEXY ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Ngeedola ezili-125 kuphela, ungangoyena wesini kunye nesona sihloko siseNtloko kubo bonke, uAli Hamilton! ( Yandy I-Sexy Aaron Burr ayifakwanga, kodwa ngombulelo siyazi ukuba uLeslie Odom Jr. ukhona.

Yiba ujonge kwaye ungakhathali-amaBritane ayeza. ( IAmazon )

UKULALA NGESONDO

Kuzo zonke iimpahla ezinxitywe apha, le ibiyintandokazi yabasebenzi bakaMary Sue. Okwangoku ungakhange ubonwe njengowesifazana kwinkcazo yayo, nawe unokuba yindoda encinci ye-slim, njengoko ikopi ifunda. Bathi ungumlandeli wasezidolophini olandela aze athimbe amaxhoba akhe. Awuyi kufuna ukudibana nalo mntwana ongenanto ebusweni behlathi elimnyama. Hmm, Kulungile.

Umbono wokuthatha i-creepypasta ye-monster ekhathaza abantwana kwaye uyenze ibe mnandi kwaye i-sultry iseyinto eyoyikisayo, ungasathethi ke ngezithende ze-intshi ezi-7 ezinesithende u-Yandy ucinga ukuba ungazidibanisa nale nto. Ukoyikeka okuyinyani kuya kuba kuhamba naphina njengendoda esabhityileyo, kungasathethi ke ngokuzama ukuhlwitha nabaphi na abantwana kolu vuko. ( Yandy )

USIQWALASELWANE SEXY EMOJI

Andithethi. Ndifikelele esiphelweni sentetho.

Unokuba shushu poo emoji ngesaphulelo se-50% ngoku, kuba akukho mntu ucinga ukuba olu luvo olulungileyo.

Akukho bhulukhwe iyimfuneko xa uyimbumba yesini e-emoji. (Yandy)

Enkosi ngokuza koku, olona luhambo lukhulu kuzo zonke iihambo zeHalloween. Asicingi ukuba akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngesinxibo esimnandi, esinokukunika amandla ukunxiba, kwaye abantu abaninzi kwezi ntsuku bayonwaba bechitha umkhwa ngeengcinga ezingaqhelekanga zokwabelana ngesondo. Kodwa siqinisekile ukuba sinqwenela ukuba isinxibo seHalloween sabasetyhini sasi a) sifumaneke ngokubanzi kuluhlu olupheleleyo lweentlobo zomzimba kwaye b) siveliswe rhoqo njengempendulo yesinxibo sokwenene esisesandleni, endaweni yokucinga ngokwesini kwabasetyhini kuphela.

(imifanekiso: Iipelisi, iYandy, iAmazon)