Wamkelekile kwiithiyori ze-tinfoil: apho yonke into yenziwe kwaye i-canon ayinamsebenzi!
Hayi, iingcamango ze-tinfoil. Buza nabani na nakweyiphi na into ethandabuzekayo malunga neethiyori zabalandeli abaphambeneyo kwaye baya kuba nakho ukukubetha ngento enye. Imidlalo yeethrone inayo, kakuhle… ubukhulu becala kunoko. Yintoni eqhubela abalandeli ukuba bacinge ngale nto? Ngaba kukulinda kabuhlungu phakathi kwezavenge? Ngaba kukuqhuba ukulunga malunga nento ethile? Ngokuqinisekileyo ixhomekeke kumntu odala ithiyori, ngokwenene. Nangona kunjalo, ndiza kuthetha ukuba abalandeli benza iithiyori zasendle kuba kumnandi nje! Ngomoya wokwabelana nothando lwealuminium, ndiye ndathobela iithiyori ezimbalwa ezivela kumnatha. Olu alukho kuluhlu olupheleleyo, kuba baninzi abanye phaya! Kwezi ndizidwelisileyo, umda othile kumda wesiphelo (nangona kungekho bungqina buninzi bokuzixhasa njengethiyori Inxalenye yokuqala ), Ngelixa abanye baya kukuhlekisa.
Kwakhona, ndifuna ukunika isikhalazo esikhulu kumalungu r / asoiaf , ukuhla iingqungquthela , kunye westeros.org Ukugcina iirekhodi zeethiyori ezinokubakho kunye nokuzikhohlisa. Ukongeza, nceda uyazi ukuba eli nqaku ligcwele abonakalisi! KwiNkcubeko kaMary Sue: Ikholamu yeCatelyn Stark igweba bonke, ngakumbi ukuba abafundanga zonke iincwadi emva koko bakhalaze ngokonakaliswa. Lumka, kuba ngaphaya kwalapha kuya kubakho abonakalisa zonke iincwadi ezipapashiweyo!
I-Winterfoil iyeza
Ekupheleni kwe Umdaniso kunye neeDragons , UWinterfell akenzi kakuhle kangako. Ithathiwe yiBoltons kunye neeFreys, ijikelezwe sisiqhwithi esibonakala ngathi asipheli, kwaye abantu bayafa ngasekhohlo nasekunene. Ukuba iStark ayitsho ukuba Ubusika buyeza, bayadumzela Kufuneka kusoloko kukho iStark eWinterfell. Ngaba le narcissism yosapho, okanye ngaba kukho okungakumbi kuyo?
Kuba ubusika ngu iyeza. Endleleni ebuyayo xa, kwakude kudala ngaphambi kokuba iziganeko zeencwadi ziqale ukwenzeka, kwabakho isivumelwano esingaphaya kwendalo esenziwe phakathi kwaBantwana beHlathi kunye naMadoda okuQala. Esi sivumelwano siquka isiqalekiso seentlobo ezibekwe kwiStark. Ukuba uStark wayengaphathanga i-Winterfell, ngoko ubusika obude, obumnyama bamandulo buya kubuya. Abanye baye bathabatha le ngcamango inyathelo eliya phambili, bathatha ukuba lithetha Isaqhwithi sivela ngokoqobo sivela eWinterfell uqobo . Ubungqina obudumileyo obuxhasa ezi ngcamango buquka: Eludongeni, abalindi bobusuku uOthell Yarwyck uqaphela ukuba imimoya yesaqhwithi iza ivela emazantsi, hayi emantla. Kwaye ikhephu libonisa kungekudala emva kokuba uRamsay etshate i-Fake! UArya, aka okokuqala (kwimbali eyaziwayo) ukuba iStark ayiphathanga i-Winterfell.
Thatha iziqalekiso, Abantwana beHlathi, kunye nekhephu eliziphindezelayo, lixubeke kwisitishi se UJon-Snow-wayene-goddamn-inamba-ngo-Winterfell , kwaye ufumene umnqwazi we-tinfoil othandekayo!
UTheon Turncloak, uKinslayer
Sonke siyazi ukuba ungakanani umdlali uTheon… u er, owayekade enjalo. Inyaniso lo mfo ujikeleze kakhulu. Kubonakala ngathi akacingi ngenene ngesondo ukusukela ngexesha lakhe noRamsay Bolton, kodwa kwenzeka ntoni kubo bonke abo bafazi wayethatha kunye nabo?
Kwisahluko seTheon / Reek kwi ULAWULO , UTheon uhambahamba malunga nenqaba xa esenzeka kumfanekiso okwenziwe ngentloko.
Ngaphambili, wafika kwindoda eya kwelinye icala, ingubo efakelweyo emva kwayo. Xa bezifumana bejongana ubuso ngobuso amehlo abo adibana ngokufutshane. Le ndoda yabeka isandla kwikrele layo. Theon Turncloak. UTheon Kinslayer.
Andingo. Zange… ndandizelwe ngentsimbi.
Eli ayiloxesha lokuqala lomntu ubizwa ngokuba ngu-Theon i-turncloak, kodwa yona ngu ixesha lokuqala wabizwa ngokuba sisizalwana. Uninzi lwabafundi lucinga ukuba esi sisityholo malunga namakhwenkwe akwaStark, kodwa ukujonga kufutshane kunokuba kungabi njalo. Kwi Ukungqubana kwaKumkani , U-Theon ubonakala ngathi akacingi kwaye ubulala i-Bran ne-Rickon. Ewe siyazi ukuba ayiyonyani leyo kwaye wabulala oonyana bomsila wasekhaya wabanxiba njengeenkosi zaseStark endaweni yoko. Umama naye uyabulawa. U-Theon ukhumbula ukuba umama wayengumthandi wakhe izihlandlo ezininzi kwaye wayenamaphupha amabi ajikeleze yena nabafana. Ngoba? Ewe, ukubulala abantwana kunokuba yinto eyenzakalisa nabani na, kodwa kunokubakho okungakumbi. Amakhwenkwe ayesemncinci ngokwaneleyo ukuba omnye okanye bobabini babe ngoonyana bakaTheon. U-Theon wayenokubulala abantwana bakhe.
UKumkani uColdhands
Ubugcisa ngu ifayile ye-zippo514
Ukuba ujonga umlinganiswa kunye nolona hlobo luqokelelweyo malunga nolunye uhlobo lwesazisi semfihlo (ngaphandle kukaJon, oko kukuthi), iiColdhands ziya kuba yinto entle kakhulu. Unxibe ezimnyama; mde, umnyama, kwaye uyabanda; kwaye intle iringer efileyo yewight. Akazenzi nje ngayo. Impahla yakhe ibonisa ukuba wayeyinxalenye yeWatch's Night ngexesha elithile, kodwa ngaphandle kwalonto sazi okuncinci ngaye. Ke ngubani uColdhands? Iithiyori zithatha wonke umntu ukusuka kuWaymar Royce ukuya eBenjen Stark.
Kodwa kukho enye, okuninzi, okuninzi kakhulu, kunye nenketho endala yokuba uColdhand ungubani: UKumkani Wasebusuku , Inkosi ye-13 ye-Lord of the Night’s Watch kunye nomxholo ithiyori yomlandeli endikuxelele ngayo ngenxalenye yokuqala . Kodwa linda, ayizange ife loo mfo? Ewe, ayithethi nyhani emabalini. Esona sisondeleyo ekufeni kukaKumkani wobusuku kukuba siyazi ukuba wawa emandleni. Kwenzeka ntoni emva koko kuyimfihlakalo. Le ngcamango ithi uColdhands nguKumkani woBusuku, enyanzelekile ukuba akhonze ngenxa yezobugebengu bakhe njengombane ojikelezayo.
UJojen Cola
Kuzo zonke iincwadi kungqinwa amaxesha ngamaxesha ukuba ukuba ufuna into yenziwe, kungcono uyenze ngomlingo wegazi. U-Bran, u-Jojen, kunye no-Meera sele behambe ixesha elide ukuya kwi-Eyed Crow (AKA Bloodraven), kwaye xa bemfumana ukhule ngokoqobo waba ngumthi. UJojen khange enze kushushu kakhulu mva nje, kwaye uqhubeka ethetha ngokufa, kuba umnandi nje kanjalo. Ngeli xesha, i-Bran kufuneka itye le ntlama yoyikekayo yenziwe ngamalungu e-weirwood kunye nento ekhangeleka okrokrisayo njengegazi. Elona sebe lihle lifumana ukulwa nemithi, u-Jojen uyagula.
IJojen yi Cola ithiyori Ucacisa ukuba uJojen unikezela ngobomi bakhe igazi kancinci ngexesha kwaye ulondla kwi-Bran ngencwadi. Ubunini ngumxholo oqhelekileyo kulo lonke uchungechunge ( Iinyawo ezingwevu , iziqithi ezinabantu , I-Rat King ), Kwaye igazi libonakala linceda umlingo ukuba wenze into yawo, ke ithiyori isenokungathandeki njengoko kuvakala njalo . Kuya kuba yinto ebuhlungu kakhulu kuJojen, nangona ibekekileyo.
I-Patchface kunye no-Drown God zii-Homeboys
Ubugcisa ngu Bokuchan
Ibali elingemva lokuqala: I-Patchface, umhlekisi wenkundla yaseStannis, wayedla ngokuba likhoboka elilumkileyo nenobuqhetseba eVolantis. Wathathwa ngutata kaStannis uSteffon kwaye wayephakathi kwenqanawa eyabulala bobabini uSteffon kunye nenkosikazi yakhe (ngokusesikweni esenza amakhwenkwe akwaBaratheon amakhosana akwaDisney, ethathela ingqalelo abazali abafileyo nayo yonke into). Ngapha koko, kwiintsuku ezintathu emva konqabiseko, ngubani omele ahlambe elunxwemeni ngaphandle kwePatchface! Ngommangaliso, ikhoboka elikhululweyo lakhohlela amanzi kwaye laqhubeka nokuhlala malunga ne-1/4 yeengqondo zakhe ezishiyekileyo. Akasekho krelekrele, kodwa uyayivuyisa intombi kaStannis uShireen, ke ugcinwe apho.
Nantsi ke into esiyijongileyo: I-Patchface ichithe iintsuku ezintathu ilahlekile, emva koko yarhoxa amanzi yabuya yabuya yangumntu omtsha. Zonke iintetho zePatchface ngolwandle. Phantse yonke imigca yakhe zizinto ezincinci malunga nee-mermaids, oononkala, amaza, okanye i-starfish. Inxalenye eyoyikisayo zezinye zejingles zakhe zivelise ithambo-ngokungafaniyo neziganeko ebalini (njengalelo xesha yena waxela kwangaphambili uMtshato oBomvu ). I-GRRM inokumsebenzisa nje njengesixhobo sokufanekisela… okanye I-Patchface ngumprofeti opheleleyo kaThixo otywiniweyo !
Abanye abalandeli baye kude bathi Patchface i-avatar yohlobo loThixo oTyiweyo, eya kuchaza ukuba kutheni uMelisandre embona kumadangatye akhe… ejikelezwe ngamakhakhayi, imilebe ebomvu ligazi. Phuma le ngcamango yolonwabo lwe-tinfoil nangakumbi, apho iPatchface iba yinkokeli yaBanye kunye noShireen yipilisi yokubingelela.
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