Ndiyayithanda iHalloween. Njengabaninzi kuni, lelinye lamaxesha am endiwathandayo enyakeni. Inika isingxengxezo sokubukela iimovie ezoyikisayo inyanga ethe ngqo kunye nokutya iilekese ezaneleyo ukuze ndenze izandi. Into leyo, nangona, ngelixa ndikonwabela ukubukela uSam Neill ethe chu eqhutywa yimpambano kwifilimu Emlonyeni Wempambano okanye ubukele iPinhead uxoxa ngokulunga kokunxiba ilokhwe yesikhumba kwi IHellraiser , Iifilimu ezoyikisayo azindoyiki. Mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba ndifile ngaphakathi, kodwa andoyiki lolo hlobo lwemifanekiso. Ndiyakonwabela ukusebenzisa iifilimu ezinje I-Texas Chainsaw Massacre kwaye i Iphupha elibi e-Elm Street uthotho, kwaye ndiyabaxabisa ngokubalisa amabali kunye nokukhetha kwezobugcisa kwabenzi beefilimu; kodwa, ngaphandle kokutsiba ngamaxesha athile, ngokwesiqhelo andishukunyiswa kukoyikiswa yiyo nayiphi na into ekuthiwa yi-movie eyoyikisayo. Akuzange kube njalo.
Ngaphandle kokunye: Iigremlins . [ukuhleka kwakho apha]
Ngaphambi kokuba uqhankqalaze ngelixa uhleka ngokungalawulekiyo, ndiyayazi into oza kuyithetha:
Iigremlins zihle! IGizmo iyathandeka! (Qaphela: IGizmo yiMogwai, hayi i-gremlin. IiGremlins zimbi.)
Kuhlekisa kakhulu! Bacula kunye Ikhephu elimhlophe ! (Ewe, iqela leebiphedi ezirhubuluzayo ezisandula ukubulala uninzi lwabahlali bedolophu zihlazo.)
Imalunga nobungozi bokuthenga! (Mhlawumbi, kodwa i-TV kunye neeDVD zam ziyandibulala ngendlela ecothayo, hayi indlela engaphaya, undiqhubele-ngetrektara ngendlela.)
ndabona Iigremlins xa ndandineminyaka emi-5 ubudala, kungekudala emva kokuba ifilimu yafika kumabala emidlalo. Ndikulungele ukuvuma ukuba ubudala bam, kunye nabantakwethu abadala bakhwaza amaGremlins! Nanini na xa ndingena kwigumbi elimnyama, khange lindincede phobia yam amancinci amancinci aluhlaza. Nangona kunjalo, ngoku ndingumntu okhulileyo owaziyo ukuba i-gremlins ayinyani kwaye akoyiki ifilimu kwakhona, kukho isizathu sokuba ndizive ndipholile xa ndikhubekile kumfanekiso ovela kwifilimu. ( IGremlins 2: IBatch eNtsha , ngendlela, khange andikhathaze. Yayiyikhathuni engaphezulu kune-comedian-horror hybrid ethi ukuzaliswa kokuqala kuthiwe kufanele ukuba kubenjalo.)
Makhe sijonge iinyani kwaye sivavanye ukuba kutheni le bhanyabhanya iseyifilimu eyoyikisayo endakha ndayibona, kwaye kutheni kufuneka sizilungiselele kwincam encinci yokuhlaselwa kwe-gremlin kwixa elizayo.
Ukuthetha ngeZilwanyana ezanyisayo = Iimpawu ezimbi
Okokuqala, ndim ndedwa owaziwayo kukuba akukho mntu uhlangana neGizmo okanye omnye uMogwai-ukusuka eRand Peltzer, kumfazi wakhe, kunyana wakhe uBilly, kwintombi kaBilly uKate, kuCorey Feldman- uloyiko lokudibana nento, ngokokwazi kwabo, luhlobo olutsha lwesilwanyana, isilwanyana esingakwaziyo ukuba manzi (isihogo?), Ukuvezwa kukukhanya okuqaqambileyo, okanye ukondla emva kobusuku? Owu, banika ii-oohs ezinyanzelekileyo kunye ne-ahh, kodwa, xa iyonke, behla nje xa bedibana nento ebonakala ngathi luhlobo lwesilwanyana esanyisayo abangazange bayibone ngaphambili.
Ngazo zonke iiakhawunti, ngaphandle kwenyani yokuba Iigremlins iqulethe izidalwa eziyimfihlakalo ezoyikisa idolophu kwaye zenze nokuba abona bantu banobubi baphendukele kuYesu, ilizwe apho abalinganiswa abahlala kulo libonakala lifana nelethu. Mhlawumbi ndihlukile kuninzi lwabantu, kodwa ukuba bendinokuza ngokuchasene neentlobo ezintsha, ezingabonakali nje ukuba zinobukrelekrele obuphikisana namanqanaba aphezulu kwaye BUNOKWENZA amandla okuthetha, bendiya kujikela kubo bonke oothixo kunye nezilo eziphaphazelayo zespaghetti endinokuzifumana ndize ndicele uxolelo olufanelekileyo, kuba Demethi . Ngaba ndim ndedwa obona ukunqunyulwa apha? Kwaye sithetha ngobukrelekrele…
Ulwazi oluncinci luyinto eyingozi
Ndineebhasethi ezimbini kwaye ndiyazithanda. Bandigcina ndihleka kwaye bayandonwabisa xa umhlaba ungwevu. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba bebeya kuthi ngandlela thile bavele ngendaleko ngobusuku obunye kwaye babe nakho, bathi, ukuvula izipho zeKrisimesi kunye nokudlala imidlalo yevidiyo, njengoko kwenza uGizmo Iigremlins , njengoko ndimthanda u-Otto no-Igor, andithandabuzi ukuba ndizakugcwaliswa kukungalali ebusuku kukoyikeka okukhulu. Hayi kuba ndisoyika ukuba njana zinokundenzakalisa; bathandana ngokugqibeleleyo. Okwangoku, andazi ukuba ubukrelekrele babo obutsha buza kuphelela phi kunye nethuku labo lezilwanyana lendalo eliza kuqala. Besebenzisa iintlantsi zabo, banokuba nomnqweno wokuzibandakanya kunxibelelwano olungenakufikeleleka kubuchule babo, okanye balume umqala wam ebuthongweni ngokungabaniki ukuphatha xa ndazi kakuhle apho bazimele khona.
Ngoku, khawufane ucinge ukuba udibana nodidi olutsha esele lunalo ulwazi lwangaphakathi kunye nokuqonda okucacileyo kwendlela yokuyisebenzisa ukuze ufumane oko bakufunayo. Kutheni ungazilindi nje? U-Billy kunye nenkampani bayazi ukuba i-Gizmo ayinabungozi, nangona, kwakhona, uludidi oluneqondo lobukrelekrele olungabonwayo kuso nasiphi na esinye isilwanyana ngaphandle kwabantu. Nangona kunjalo, njengoko abalinganiswa ngokwabo baqaphela, i-Gizmo's Mogwai spawn inomsindo ngakumbi kwaye ibonakala ithatha uvuyo ngobuqhetseba obukumgangatho ophantsi. Kutheni le nto abantu bengenakukhathazeka ngale nto? Kwityala lakhe, uBilly isiqingatha se-esile uphando malunga nobume beMogwai ngokushiya enye notitshala wakhe wesayensi, nangona ndingathi impendulo yakhe inotshi apha ngentla, umangalisiwe, ubonakala inguye kuphela umlinganiswa kwifilimu ucinga ukuba mhlawumbi le ikaka ayisiyo-kopacetic.
Kwaye oku akuthatheli ngqalelo izinto ezenziwa yiMogwai ezenziwa lusapho lakwaPeltzer lungaqapheli, kubandakanya ukoyikisa inja yosapho kunye nokukhohlisa uBilly ukuba abondle emva kobusuku.
I-Metamorphosis, okanye kutheni ndingenalo uvelwano ngezinto eziwisa abalinganiswa
Funda esi sivakalisi sokugqibela kwakhona:… ukukhohlisa uBilly ngokubondla emva kobusuku. Oku kuphakamisa ukuba iMogwai iyazala hayi kuphela ukuba iyayazi imigaqo, kodwa ngokuzama ukuzama ukuyiphepha. Ngoba? Nokuba yeyindlela yesiqhelo eyenza ukuba uMogwai afune ukuqhubela phambili kwinqanaba elilandelayo lokuvela kwabo-elibonakala ngathi alikho eGizmo, ngokumangalisayo-okanye bazi kakuhle ukuba kuya kwenzeka ntoni xa sele benesidlo sasemva kobusuku.
Nokuba yeyiphi na, iziphumo ziyafana: UBilly kunye nomama wakhe bafumana iMogwai kwipupa yabo eluphahleni, ziziikhokho ezinhlanu eziluhlaza kwisimo ngasinye seMogwai. Jonga, andikukhuthazi ukubulala esinye isidalwa, nditsho nesinye esinobukrelekrele obuboniswe nguMogwai, kodwa, okwangoku, ndiphumile. Yenziwe. Ukuveliswa ngokwesondo ngokuthetha izilwanyana? Amagorha anyusa amagxa. Ubukrelekrele obucacileyo? Meh. Into ethile icacile kwezi zidalwa. Nangona kunjalo, ngoku ukuba yintoni, ngokwazi kwethu, izilwanyana (okanye iidemon hellspawn, thatha ukhetho lwakho) zingene ngokucacileyo kwinqanaba lokuphila kwimigqomo efana neembumbulu ezikhangeleka zinobubi-hayi. Zonke iintlobo zehayi. UBilly bekufanele ukuba wenze into eyimfuneko ukukhusela usapho lwakhe: wahamba waya egaraji, wabamba ii-hedge clippers, wahamba yonke into egxalathelayo ukuya kwiikhokho.
Endaweni? Indlela abasabela ngayo: Hee, ayothusi loo nto. NANGONA ...
Abanye banokuqhankqalaza ukuba uBilly wayengenayo indlela yokwazi ukuba iMogwai yayiguqula ibe yintoni, apho ndiza kuthi akukho nto intle iphuma kunqokonqoko iqulethe into eyayikade inoboya. Shit ecaleni, kwaye inye kuphela indlela yokwenza enengqiqo. Endaweni yokuba, uBilly wenze i-movie eyoyikisayo elingana nokuhamba ehlathini elimnyama yedwa. Andinalo uvelwano ngalolo hlobo lobudenge.
Ukuphindaphinda kobubi obumnandi
Kwaye ngenxa yokungabinamsebenzi kukaBilly, amaqombolokoshe aqandusela, avelise, njengoko sonke sisazi, iigremlins, iibipip ezirhubuluzayo ezifana nezihogo zeedemon. Nje ukuba bagqibe uguquko, benza ntoni? Njengokuba nabani na kubaphulaphuli enokumxelela uBilly, baqala kwangoko ukwenza umonakalo kwindlu kaPeltzer kwaye bazame ukubulala umama kaBilly. Hayi ekucothweni, ekubambeni, kuJason Voorhees uhlobo lokuzama ukubulala, kodwa isihogo esingcwele, kutheni le nto bekhawuleza kangaka? uhlobo lokuzama ukubulala. Ngelixa uninzi lwee-gremlins zisasazwa nguMama uPeltzer kunye noBilly, besenza izinto zokuqala ezinengqiqo abazenzileyo ukusukela oko kwaqala ifilimu, inkokeli, uStripe, uyabaleka, athathe ukudada kwi-YMCA yendawo, kwaye avelise ngokwaneleyo i-gremlin spawn Yoyisa isixeko. I-Spawn ngubani, njengoko senditshilo ngaphambili, ene-eerily advanced intelligence kwaye enokwenza ukutsiba kwengqondo kumcimbi weeyure.
Okokugqibela, kulapho sifika khona kwisizathu sokuba kutheni Iigremlins wandoyikisa kakhulu njengomntwana. Ayikuko ukuba zizidalwa ezikhangeleka ziidemon. Ayikuko ukuba basebenze njengeenkumbi, badle nantoni na esekuvukeni kwabo. Ayikuko nokuba babangela isiphithiphithi kwaye bahlwayele ukungavisisani. Nguwo konke leyo, ngaphezulu nenyaniso yokuba iigremlins zithathe uvuyo olunjalo ekungcungcuthekiseni abantu. Ngokudeleleka njengoJason Voorhees noFreddy Krueger, ndandingaziqonda izizathu zabo. Andizange ndivumelane nabo nakancinci, kodwa ubuncinci kwakukho isizathu sezenzo zabo ezimbi. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, i-gremlins, yenza izinto ezimbi ngenxa yokwenza izinto ezimbi. Nokuba kuphazamisa iirobhothi ukubangela ukonakala kweemoto okanye ukugqitha uMnu. Futterman ngoomatshini abanzima, ayenzanga nje kuphela ukuba batyhefe ubu-ethe-ethe boluntu, bayixhamla. Kwaye njengomntwana, kwaye nangoku, andazi ukuba obo bubi babusisiphumo seminqweno yabo yezilwanyana okanye ukuba babenolwazi olwaneleyo lokuthatha ubumnandi ekubandezelekeni kwabanye. Izidalwa ezifanayo ezazinelisekile kukusela ibhiya kwindawo enesitena zizidalwa ezifanayo ezazinokuphazamisa intshinga uNksk. Deagle ngelixa babethe isitulo sakhe ukuze bamthumele kwintshabalalo yakhe yokugqibela. Wayecinga ukuba iigremlins ziidemon xa wayephendula ezinye zezidalwa ezazicula amaculo ekrisimesi.
Yiyo kuphela into ebhadlileyo nabani na kuloo dolophu ayicingileyo ngexesha lonke lemovie.
Ngaphambi kokuba ubuze, ewe, ndiza kube ndibukele Iigremlins ngexesha leHalloween. Kuya kufuneka ndisebenze ekwakheni i-callous phezu kwentliziyo yam xa kunokwenzeka ndiphosakele kwaye ziyinyani.
UJed W. Harris-Keith uyinkcubeko ye pop kodwa uyanyanzelisa ukuba angayeka nanini na xa efuna. Izilwanyana zakhe zomoya nguJim Halpert ovela IOfisi noJeff Winger ukusuka Ekuhlaleni . Uhlala ehlala exakekile esenza ama-squiggles ngamagama ngaphezulu FreakSugar nangokusebenza njengombhali ofundisayo. Unako nokumbamba kwi-Twitter @iamfanlalisa nakwiTumblr e wqwaba.tumblr.com .
Ngaba ulandela uMary Sue on Twitter , Facebook , Tumblr , IPinterest , & UGoogle + ?
