Bekukho amabhaso amaninzi ebefanelekile kwii-Academy Awards izolo ebusuku, kwaye kwimeko enjalo yezopolitiko bekukho nenani leentetho ezihambisayo nezifanelekileyo ezivela kubantu bebala, ukusuka kwintetho yokwamkelwa kukaViola Davis Iingcingo , kuqhankqalazo luka-Asghar Farhadi, ku-Gael García Bernal ethetha ngokuchasene neendonga ngexesha lokunikezela kwakhe. Ezi yayizizikhumbuzo ezintle zendlela iifilimu ezinokuthi zikhuthaze uluntu, ulwamkelo, kunye nokubalisa amabali abantu abalityelweyo okanye abangahoywanga.
Akunakwenzeka ukuba ungayihoyi, nangona kunjalo, yayingamaxesha abonakala ngathi avela kwelinye icala elichasene ngokupheleleyo, nento ebonakala ngathi kukuxolelwa kweHollywood ngakwicalucalulo uMel Gibson, uOscar kaCasey Affleck, kunye nokubamba ukungakwazi kukaJimmy Kimmel ukubamba ulwimi xa ejongene nomntu igama lasentshona.
Amahlaya kaKimmel malunga namagama ngumzekelo weklasikhi wobuhlanga obuncinci, into ethe yabonwa ngababukeli abaninzi ngexesha lee-Oscars. Iziganeko zokuqala yayizinkcazo zakhe malunga noMahershala Ali, owagoduka no-Oscar ngenxa yokusebenza kwakhe okumangalisayo Ukukhanya kwenyanga . UAli, kwintetho yakhe, ubulele inkosikazi yakhe u-Amatus Sami-Karim, owazala umntwana wabo wokuqala kwiintsuku ezine ezidlulileyo. Kwakuyimzuzu omnandi elandelwa nguKimmel ngokungathandabuzekiyo esithi, Awunakumthiya igama elingu-Amy, isiqhulo apho i-punchline ithi igama lika-Mahershala lahlukile kwinto esinokuthi siqhele ukusisebenzisa. Ukuqhula kukuba u-Amy ligama eliqhelekileyo ngelixa uMahershala engekho. (Igama lentombi yakhe nguBari Najma Ali, ngasendleleni.) Yintsini awaphinda wayisebenzisa ekubeni Ukukhanya kwenyanga Umlingisi kumdlalo wakhe kwinyanga ephelileyo, athe, Awunako ukumthiya umntwana wakho uDoug . Xa uAli esithi bafuna into elula, kodwa eyingqayizivele uKimmel uthi ndicinga ukuba yeyona nto inenceba ukuyenza kwaye kamva uyongeza, Besicinga ngokuthiya umntwana wethu olandelayo uphayinaphu. UAli unika intsini ehloniphekileyo iziqhulo zikaKimmel zozibini izihlandlo, njengoko abantu abaninzi bebala kwezi meko besenza njalo.
Oku kubukrwada ngenxa yezizathu ezininzi, esinye sazo kukuba uMahershala sele elifinyezile igama lakhe njengeHollywood. Igama lakhe elipheleleyo nguMahershalalhashbaz, igama lokomfuziselo lonyana wesibini womprofeti uIsaya. Kwi I-anecdote enye , ithi ibisenzelwa ubude, ke igama lakhe liya kuba kwiipowusta zeemovie. Nantsi enye ikliphu yakhe UJimmy IKimmel , kwakhona, ethetha ngegama lakhe elipheleleyo. UAli uthetha ngegama lakhe ngoburharha obunomtsalane, kodwa olo hlobo lweeqhulo lubonakala ngathi luthandabuza okona kulungileyo evela emlonyeni uJimmy Kimmel, ogama lakhe lipheleleyo nguJames Christian Kimmel.
Kwelinye inqanaba kumboniso, uKimmel ubuza abaphulaphuli ukuba bathi Mahershala endaweni yokumangaliswa xa besamkela iqela labakhenkethi elingalindelanga. Xa elo qela labakhenkethi lifika, uKimmel uthetha nabambalwa kubo kubandakanya umfazi waseAsia waseMelika ogama linguYulree. Xa esiya kuthetha nomyeni wakhe, ogama linguPatrick, uthi, mhlawumbi ngaphandle kokucinga ngefuthe, Yabona, ligama elo. Ihlaya kukuba, kwakhona, ukuba uPatrick ligama eliqhelekileyo lokuba umntu ofana noKimmel uvile amaxesha amaninzi ngaphambili, ngelixa enokudibana neeYulrees ezimbalwa. Isiqhulo kukuba igama lakhe alikho semthethweni kuba lahlukile. Ukuqhula kukuba kuyacaphuka kuba khange uve ngaphambili. Isiqhulo sinobuhlanga.
Luhlanga ngenxa yokuba abantu abanamagama amaninzi eentlanga kufuneka bajongane nokugculelwa eMelika. Njengokuba abantu bekhalaza ngabamhlophe abaphulukana namathuba kumapolisa ahlukeneyo e-PC Isandi esimnyama Amagama ajongana nenani elikhulu lokukhetha kwabaqeshi. Phantse bonke abahlobo bam base-Asiya-baseMelika kunye nosapho abanamagama amaninzi aseAsia basebenzisa elinye igama (into efana noAmy okanye uPatrick) ukwenza ukuba kube lula kubantu baseMelika ukuba bathethe nabo kuba abanakukhathazwa ukuba bafunde iilwimi ezintathu ngolwimi asiqhelanga. Ubuhlanga okanye amagama angaqhelekanga anokugcwala intsingiselo-zezinye zezinto zokuqala abazali bethu abasinika zona kwaye banokumela amathemba, inkcubeko kunye nokunye. Ziyimbali, hayi iipunchline.
Abantu baseHollywood, ngakumbi, batshintsha amagama abo ngalo lonke ixesha. Oku kunokuthintela ukwabelana ngegama nomnye usaziwayo odumileyo, ukuzinika igama elipholileyo, okanye ukuzenza uthengise ngakumbi ngokugubungela ubuhlanga bakho. Kungenxa yoko uCharlie Sheen engahambi nguCarlos Irwin Estevez, kutheni uBen Kingsley engahambi nguKrishna Bhanji, kwaye kutheni sisazi igama elithi Rita Hayworth hayi uMargarita Carmen Cansino. Ngaba singamthanda kwaye simazi uNatalie Portman ukuba wayesenguNeta-Lee Hershlag? Andigxeki nabaphi na abantu abadumileyo abanalo okanye abafuna ukutshintsha igama labo, kuphela lishishini elibonakala lilinganisa ubumhlophe kunye nokuthengisa kunye nolunye uhlobo lokungagqibeki.
Ngamazwi obulumko, Uzo Aduba (ogama lakhe lalingu Uhlekisiwe ngo-2015 uEmmy ) uxelelwe I-Bostonia engalunganga umama wakhe wakhe watsho , Ukuba bangafunda ukuthi Tchaikovsky kunye noMichelangelo noDostoyevsky, bangafunda ukuthi Uzoamaka. Ukuhlekisa ngamagama afana noMahershala kunye no-Yulree banegalelo kule nkcubeko, apho kubonwa njengokwamkelekileyo ukuhlekisa ngamagama anentsingiselo yokwenyani ngenxa yokuba engaqhelekanga kwihlabathi lakho. Kukhokelela ekubeni abantwana bazive beneentloni ngamagama abo, inkcubeko yabo, kunye nokwenza ukuba bayiphephe le meko ngokupheleleyo. Abana ndawo kwishishini elifuna ukubhiyozela iyantlukwano kunye notshintsho lweenkcubeko ezahlukeneyo. UMahershala waphumelela ngegama lakhe kwaye waba ngumlingisi wokuqala wamaSilamsi ukuphumelela u-Oscar-ufanelwe yimbeko yakho.
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