Ke ndonwabile ngekamva le Kumkani Iimuvi? Kuya kufuneka ndiqaphele ukuba ndinetyala lomsebenzi apha UMary Sue ukuya ku-2017 U-Kingsman: Isangqa segolide kuba yile ndlela ndadibana ngayo noKaila Hale-Stern wethu, kodwa emva kokuphinda ndibukele iifilimu, uthando lwam kubo luseyinyani.
Ngaphambi kokuba siqale, ndiyayiqonda into ekufuneka ilungisiwe kwezi bhanyabhanya. Kukho ubundlobongela obuphuma kwiscreen, endikholelwa ukuba yinkcazo kuhlobo lweefilimu xa zizonke, kodwa kunqabile ukuba ngenene benze nto ngazo. Kwixesha elizayo, ndingathanda ukuba loo nto inokwandiswa okanye inyothulwe phantsi, kuba yenye yezona mpikiswano ziphambili ngokuchasene ne-franchise. Babenabo uRoxy (uSophie Cookson) kodwa bambulala ekuqaleni kuka Isangqa segolide .
Kodwa ngelixa ndicinga ukuba ezi bhanyabhanya zinakho (kwaye kufuneka) zenze umsebenzi wokubhenela kwi-fanbase yabasetyhini (kunye nokumisa imeko yesini kwezi bhanyabhanya zentshukumo), andikwazi ukunceda kodwa ndiwathande amabali athi Kumkani Iimuvi zixelela. Ukuqala ngo Inkonzo eyimfihlo , Siphoswa kwibali lika-Eggsy Unwin (uTaron Egerton) kunye nohambo lwakhe lokuba ngumntwana olahlekileyo ukuba abe lelinye kuphela lamalungu asaphilayo eQonce.
Kodwa u-Eggsy akanguye nomlinganiswa onomdla kakhulu. Ngelixa uHarry Hart (Colin Firth) ekhona ukuze aqhubeke nokunceda u-Eggsy kuhambo lwakhe lokuba yeyona arhente ibalaseleyo, U-Kingsman: Isangqa segolide yazisa u-Statesman, kwaye inkalo entsha yeli hlabathi yaphoswa eringini.
Ke kutheni ndizisa yonke le nto? Kuba iDisney ifumene amalungelo kwi Kumkani ilungelo lokuthengisa, Kukho icebo lemiboniso bhanyabhanya eli-7 Ukuza kwindalo iphela, kwaye ngokunyaniseka, ndinemincili ngayo. Ewe, ndiyathemba ukuba basike iziqhulo ezimpundu kwaye bafaka itracker kwilungu lobufazi lomntu. Ezo zinto… azifuneki. Kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba ndiyayithiya le miboniso bhanyabhanya. Ngapha koko, ndiyakuthanda ukuhamba ndicaphula isimilo esenza umntu abe ngumntu wonke kuba ndicinga ukuba bayonwabisa kakhulu, kwaye yintoni Isangqa segolide ukuseta noHalle Berry njengeWhisky, ndicinga ukuba uthotho lungaqala ukushenxisa kwezi ziqhulo kulula ukuzibandakanya kwaye zibandakanye abalinganiswa ababhinqileyo babasetyhini kwifilimu elandelayo.
Emva kokubukela kwakhona Isangqa segolide Ndiyathemba ukuba enye yezi bhanyabhanya ijolise kwi-Statesman, kuba ndicinga ukuba liqela elinomdla lokulihlola. Ngelixa u-Kingsman ebetha u-James Bond esiva ukuba siyazi kwaye siyayithanda, i-Statesman yayibamba ingqalelo yam ngamaqhinga e-Indiana Jones-esque abawasebenzisayo. Ngaba oku kungenxa yokuba iWhisky kaPedro Pascal isebenzisa isabhokhwe? Ingayiyo.
Nokuba yintoni eyaphela isenzeka, eneneni ndinemincili ngayo. Mna, ngaphandle kwenjongo, ndinetyala elininzi kwi Kumkani I-franchise, kwaye emva kokuphinda ndiphinde ndibukele imovie, ndiyazingca ngokuba ndiza kusebenza apha ngenxa yokuba ndiyathanda ukubukela iqela lama dudes lisithi isimilo senza umntu kwaye sisebenzisa izabhokhwe.
(umfanekiso: 20th Century Fox)
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-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
