Ewe… kwenzeka ntoni kwii-CW's Riverdale Ubuza? Ndicinga ukuba ubone ipromo entsha yasendle yexesha lesi-5, apho umboniso uphume- Imilambo ngokwawo ngokutsiba iminyaka esi-7 kwikamva lezinye iziqwenga zasendle. Uqinisekile ukuba ufuna ukwazi impendulo yombuzo wakho? Kuba ndiza kukuxelela, bububhanxa obugqithisileyo, kwaye ndilapha kuyo yonke into ebonisa ukuba izama ukundithengisa-ubukhulu becala kungenxa yokuba ingenangqondo.
Uyazi, njengazo zonke Riverdale , umboniso osele wenze amaxesha onyaka, iziqendu, okanye amacebo abandakanya ooyise ababulalayo, oodade ababonisa ukufa komntakwabo ukubabonisa ukuba bayakhathala, kunye nenkolo apho uChad Michael Murray wazama ukubhabha emhlabeni kwi rokethi yesikhashana. Kulungile: ngeqela labafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo.
Ke, u-Archie kwafuneka aye emfazweni. Yimfazwe enjani? Ewe, ibandakanya inkundla yebhola ekhatywayo, ke ndiza kuthatha ukuba imfazwe yaqhambuka ngenxa yokuba i-Steelers ingakhange iyenze kwi-Super Bowl. Yimfazwe yam yobuqu leyo. Kwaye uVeronica utshatile nje ngokungahleliwe kwiminyaka esixhenxe emva kwesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo. Ngoku uBetty usebenza ne-FBI, engafaniyo naleyo wayenza kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, kwaye uJughead ngumbhali opapashiweyo iminyaka esixhenxe emva kwesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo .
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-Carly Lane-Perry (@carlylane) NgoFebruwari 4, 2021
Ke ngoko masidilize ukuba le trailer intsha ithetha ntoni kwikota enye yethu yothando nothando. Iminyaka esixhenxe ukusukela kunyaka wabo omkhulu kuthetha ukuba aba badlali ngoku bayadlala, phantse iminyaka yabo yokwenyani. (Olu luhlu lune luphambili ukusuka ku-KJ Apa uneminyaka engama-23 ubudala ukuya eCole Sprouse uneminyaka engama-28 ubudala, kwaye babedlala abantwana bezikolo eziphakamileyo .)
Okokuqala, masiqale ngo-Archie Andrews.
Endaweni yokuya kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo unyaka omnye ongaphezulu, u-Archie wagqiba kwelokuba akhethe ukujoyina umlo ekupheleni kwesiqendu esidlulileyo. Kwaye kwakungekho ngathi apha, yiza ujoyine umkhosi! into. Hayi, yayingu-Archie ngokoqobo ukujoyina imfazwe. Yimfazwe enjani? Uqikelelo lwakho lulungile njengam kuba Riverdale ndibonakalise nje imfazwe ndathi mandihambe nayo.
Ke, okokugqibela esikubonileyo ngo-Archie, wayekhwele ibhasi esiya emfazweni, kwaye abahlobo bakhe (ikakhulu uVeronica) bacaphuka kuba bengafumani ndlela-ntle yokwenene, ke beba imoto kwasekuseni kushishino lweemoto kwaye khwela emva kwale bhasi inabanye abantu ababini kuyo.
Bangana u-Archie bavalelisa kwaye washiya umbono wokumane egqiba nje amabanga aphakamileyo kunye neshishini lakhe analo, wabaleka, wenza imali ngokwenza (kutheni engazange ayenze nje loo nto?!) I-Flash-phambili ukuya kwiminyaka esixhenxe kamva, kwaye ulwa kwibala lebhola. Ngaba ndiyikhankanyile le 5 ngamanye amaxesha? EWE NGENXA YOKUNGENISI NGQONDO! YINTONI IMFAZWE EQHUBA KWIINTSIMI ZEBHOLA ?!
Kulungile, uxolo, ukudlulela phambili.
Emva koko, kukho iVeronica Lodge.
Ukugqibela kwethu ukumbona, yena kanjalo Uyeke ishishini lakhe ngokubuyisela uPop kwindawo yakhe yokutyela ebenayo-into eyayinokwenziwa nguVeronica xa eqala ukuphatha kuba iyakuba yinto elungileyo ukuyenza kodwa endaweni yoko wakha intetho yabaselula kwigumbi elingaphantsi. NANTSI, ngoku utshatile.
Imalunga… konke esinako? Utshatile nje omnye umntu? Kulungile. Kakhulu.
UBetty uza kugcwele uClarice Starling Cwaka Kweemvana kwaye ikwi-FBI academy, into engothusiyo ukubona njenge-FBI nje, ngathi, mvumele asebenze nabo njengomntu ofikisayo. Kodwa eyona nto ingenangqondo yile yokuba uJughead uthi khange abone mntu kule minyaka isixhenxe, kwaye uBetty ufana… nodadewabo / intombi / / usisi-wesibini? Ke ngekhe ambone ngeeholide? Okanye ngaba i-FP Jones kunye no-Alice Cooper bahlukana ngokupheleleyo xa bethe ndlela-ntle elula ekupheleni kwesiqendu sokugqibela? Ndinemibuzo emininzi.
Kwaye oku kusizisa kwiJughead. Waya esikolweni ngokubhala kwaye ngoku ungumbhali opapashiweyo. Kwaye iJughead ikhwaza ekubhalweni kwayo imalunga nokuphela kwento enokuphindeka kuyo Riverdale .
Njengesiqhelo, ndinguJughead Jones nje, ndizama ukucacisa nantoni na eyenzekayo Riverdale .
Ke, ndiyaqikelela, lungela ixesha lokutsiba kunye nemfazwe kwaye uBetty Cooper uthatha i-cannibal? Andazi; Ndiyacinga Riverdale ungayenza loo nto. Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni kanye kanye, ndisajongile lo mboniso wenkunkuma kuba ngenene ibhanana ekumgangatho olandelayo kwaye unamagwegwe kum. Oo dubula, khange ndichaze nokuba uVeronica no-Archie bahlukane ngoba u-Archie wamanga uBetty ngexesha lokuziqhelanisa ne-Origin of Love Hedwig kunye ne-Angry Inch , kwaye xa uBetty ekugqibeleni waxelela uJughead, wayelungile ngayo. Ngapha koko, imfazwe.
(umfanekiso: Robert Falconer / I-CW)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
