Yima, Ngaba uKiss ovela eRose Ngokwenene malunga neCocaine?!

I-Intanethi ngamanye amaxesha inokuba luncedo, inokunceda ababhali-mbali ukuba bafumane Imiqulu kaShakespeare eyayikade ingokaJohn Milton . Kodwa ngaba i-Twitter ingasombulula enye yezona mfihlakalo zinkulu zeminyaka yamashumi asithoba kwaye icazulule iingoma ezityikitywe nguSeal, uKiss ovela kwiRose? Ewe, omnye umsebenzisi we-twitter unethiyori.

Eli bango elihle elinenkalipho, kodwa ngaba liyaphambana ngokwaneleyo ukuba lilungile? Ingoma ibisoloko iluhlobo lweqhina le-sphinx xa isiza ngentsingiselo. Ndihlala ndiyithanda kwaye ndibeka eyam ukutolika ngaphezulu kwamazwi abonakala ngathi anento yokwenza nobudlelwane obunenguqu, kodwa mna, ndimsulwa njengam, zange ndacinga ukuba ibimalunga neziyobisi. Ke xa ndifunda le tweet, ingqondo yam yayingaphezulu kancinane, uh, yavuthelwa. Kwaye andindedwa.

Ukuba i-Ava DuVernay iyayijonga, kuya kufuneka siphande.

Ukiss ovela eRose wafumana ukuthandwa e-US emva kokuba kudlalwe ngaphezulu kweekhredithi kuye Batman Ngonaphakade Ngo-Meyi ka-1995 / i-jam nangona kunjalo ayizange iqulunqelwe umboniso bhanyabhanya, ke sinokuphelisa naziphi na iingcinga ezithi ngandlela thile ngobudlelwane bukaBruce Wayne noGqirha Chase Meridian. Ingoma yabhalwa emva phayaa ngo-1988, xa uTywina wayeyimvumi nje engenangxelo ehlala eLondon. NgokweTywina ngokwakhe, khange ayicinge kakhulu:

Ingoma yaqala njengelinge. Xa ndandiqala nje, bendihlala kwisikwere. Ndinenye yezo ndlela ezine zezibuko le-port-a-studio, ngokusisiseko umatshini weetape othatha ikhasethi aze ayicazulule ibe ziingoma ezine.

Ndilahle itape ekoneni. Ndandineentloni ngayo ngoko andizukuyidlalela umvelisi wam, uTrevor Phondo. Kodwa ndayidlala kumhlobo wam. Ke ngoku, xa bendirekhoda icwecwe lam lesibini, uTrevor wayeqhubeka endibuza ngale ngoma ye-rose wayiva ngayo. Umhlobo wam ebemxelele ngale nto. Ekugqibeleni ndayidlala kuye icwecwe lesibini, kuba wayeqhubeka nokubetha kuyo.

Ndiyabulela kuko konke ukubetha kwamehlo, umkhondo uphele kwi-albhamu yesibini yeSalal kwaye yatshatiswa e-UK ngo-1994, kodwa ayenzanga naluphina uhlobo lokutshiza e-US de yasetyenziswa Batman Ngonaphakade . Usenokungayikhumbuli, kodwa Batman Ngonaphakade yayiyeyona movie inkulu ehlotyeni ka-1995, kwaye ngelo xesha, enye yezona zivulo zikhulu ngalo lonke ixesha ukuze i-hunk enkulu yaseMelika ive le ngoma kwaye ibone nevidiyo xa yayijikeleze kakhulu kwi-MTV.

Ayisiyonto imbi ukukhetha i-bat-soundtrack. Amagama owaba kukukhanya kwicala lam elimnyama abonakala ehambelana kakuhle neefilimu thmes zengqondo enzulu kaBatman kunye nobudlelwane bakhe. Kwakhona, i-Riddler yenye yeendawo ezimbi, kutheni ungakhethisi umkhondo wemoody oyintsonkotha yesandi? INkosana yenza yonke Batman i-albhamu, kutheni ungabethi nje iTywina elithile Batman Ngonaphakade ?

Kodwa le ngoma ithetha ntoni? Ewe, andazi ukuba malunga neziyobisi, ngokunyanisekileyo. Le tweet ingentla ibonakala ngathi inje ngalo mgca:

Kodwa ubuyazi ukuba xa kuneqhwa
Amehlo am aba makhulu kwaye
Ukukhanya okukhanyayo akubonakali?

Ikhephu, inokuba sisaci se-coke. Coke kunokubangela uvakalelo ekukhanyeni ke akunakwenzeka ukuba iTywina lithethe ngeziyobisi kulo mgca, kwaye yabhalwa kwii-80s. Olunye uhlobo lweengoma ezichaza iziyobisi ngokucacileyo: Uthando luhleli sisiyobisi esiphakamileyo hayi ipilisi, kwaye icocaine ayisiyo pilisi, kodwa sinayo kwaye kum unje njengomlutha okhulayo andinako ukuwukhanyela. Ingoma ngokuqinisekileyo ithelekisa uthando ukuba likhoboka, kodwa uqhagamshelo lwecocaine UCanzibe yolula. Kwaye loo nto ayichazi ukuba yintoni u-Kiss ovela ku-Rose, ngaphandle kwendawo epholileyo… isikweko? Inye into eqinisekileyo, iTywina aliyi kwabelana ngenyaniso nangaliphi na ixesha kungekudala:

Ekuphela kwento endiyaziyo kukuba uKiss waseRose usabetha ngempama.

(umfanekiso: Abazalwana bakaWarner)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —