Mholo. Igama lam nguRebecca, kwaye andizange ndibone nesiqendu esinye se UVeronica Mars ngaphambi kokubukela imovie. Ndiyazi ukuba yi-California noir enomcuphi ofikisayo ongumdlali weqonga othanda i-sloth kunye nomfana ogama lingu-Logan kunye noMathesar Galaxy Ukufuna kunye neeplanethi puns kunye nento malunga ne-marshmallows? Kodwa ubukhulu becala, bendihamba ndibanda. Kwimizuzu embalwa uJill, umlandeli womboniso (obezama ukuba ndibukele iinyanga ngoku, kwaye kulungile , ubunyanisile, JILL), uya kuba nohlolo lwakhe kwifilimu. [ Hlela: Nantsi ’tis! Kodwa okwangoku: Tumble umngxunya womvundla ngeNeptune newbie.
Tl; dr-okoko ubukele imovie kwangoko emva kwemini yangoMgqibelo ndibambe iziqendu zokuqala ezilishumi elinanye zomboniso. Kufanelekile ukuthi ndiyithandile.
Kukho iVAGUE SPOILERS ngasemva kwesikhe.
Nje, UVeronica Mars yayomelele kwaye iyonwabisa, ngesakhiwo esingaqondakaliyo kodwa esisebenzayo malunga nomntwana owayesakuba ngumntwana PI PI Veronica Mars ( UKristen Bell ) ebuyela kwidolophu yakowabo iNeptune, California ukusombulula ityala lokugqibela xa umhlobo wakhe / umlingane / umchasi / inzima / uLogan Echolls ( UJason Dohring Utyholwa ngokubulala. Sukundenza impazamo-andithethi ukuba ndingaqondakali kodwa ndisebenze nangaluphi na uhlobo lwesimo esibi. Ndifumana ibhombu nge ~ * ~ EPIC ~ * ~ and ~ * ~ PLOT TWIST-FILLED ~ * ~ amabali kwindawo yemidlalo bhanyabhanya unyaka wonke (nakwi-BBC xa Ugqirha Ngubani ilayitile). Kwaye ngelixa ezo zinokuba zilungile, ngamanye amaxesha ndifuna nje ibali elincinci elinomdla, nabalinganiswa abaphuhliswe kakuhle, dammit. Yiloo nto UVeronica Mars Umboniso bhanyabhanya undinike. Nokuba, njengam, awuzange uwubone umboniso, ukubukela ayisiyiyo indlela embi yokuchitha iyure enesiqingatha.
Ngokuqinisekileyo ndingafumana okungakumbi kumdlalo bhanyabhanya ukuba bendinokubukela umboniso, omalunga noko bendilindele ukungena kuwo. Imizuzu engama-25 yokuqala okanye ndiziva ngathi ndiyayifaka ngodonga kwitheko eligcwele abahlobo bakudala, iintshaba, kunye nabantu ababaziyo, bemamele iincoko zabo kwaye baqonde izinto ezisisiseko kodwa bangaziva benomdla okhethekileyo kubo nabaphi na abantu ababandakanyekayo. Kodwa ekugqibeleni yafikelela kwinqanaba lokuba nangona ndingabazi aba bantu-khange ndifumane ukuba kutheni wonke umntu ekhamisile kwintloko ebomvu emotweni entle okanye unesizathu wwww xa kwavela inqununu yesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo iVeronica-babeseyiqela elihle labantu, kwaye andizukukhathazeka ukuzihlazisa ngokutsiba ndenze iMacarena nabo. (Oko kuyenzeka kwamanye amaqela abantu, akunjalo?) Umboniso bhanyabhanya ugcwele zizalathiso, iziqhulo, kunye nee-cameo (NguMnu. Ukubangumntu ?!), Kodwa kude nokucaphuka kuzo zonke izinto endingaziqondiyo, ndifuna nje ukwazi ngakumbi ngeNeptune kunye nabemi bayo.
Inye into endingakhange ndikwazi ukungena kuyo yayililizwi elingaphezulu. Mhlawumbi ndifunde iincwadi ezininzi zokubhala isikrini zityhoboza ubuchwephesha bokuba yinto yokuxhasa ababhali abangamavila. Ndifumana ukuba lukhetho lwesitayile se UVeronica Mars Imuvi, ukuphoswa kwimidlalo bhanyabhanya ye-noir, kodwa ngokoluvo lwam baxhomekeke kakhulu kuyo. Isebenza kwisiqendu se-TV semizuzu engama-47. Akukho kangako kwimizuzu engama-107 yemuvi. Kukho kuphela amaxesha amaninzi ekufuneka sive uVeronica echaza izizathu zakhe kunye neengxabano zangaphakathi. Ndikuthiyile ukuvakala ngathi ngumhlohli we-Screenwriting 101, kodwa: Bonisa, sukuxela.
Ndivakalelwa ngathi yinto endiyiphosileyo kokungawubukeli umboniso ubudlelwane bukaVeronica noPiz ( UChris Lowell ) kunye neLogan, amanye amacala amabini onyanzelekileyo kulutsha abonisa unxantathu wothando. Ndicinga ukuba abantu ababukele umboniso kwaye babona ubudlelwane bukaVeronica noPiz bukhula kungenzeka ukuba batyale imali ngendlela eya kuvela ngayo kumdlalo bhanyabhanya, kodwa andinakukhathazeka, kuba uPiz Kuyadika njengesihogo . Ngaba unomdla ngakumbi kumdlalo? Ndiyazi abantu bayamthanda, kodwa ngokusekwe kwinto eyayikwi-movie andikwazi ukuqonda ukuba kutheni. Inkwenkwe yimayonnaise.
Ubudlelwane bakhe noVeronica, kum, yayiyeyona ndawo ibuthathaka kwifilimu, kuba yayinelovumba lahlobo lweCW lwenziweyo melodrama. Emva kweminyaka yokuba sisibini kuyo yonke into ebonisa ulwalamano olonwabileyo kunye nolungena ngxaki, uPiz ufumana konke ukuba uVeronica afune ukubuyela ekhaya ayokunceda uLogan abambe umbulali wentombi yakhe endaweni yokuncamathela eNew York ukuqala ubomi bakhe obutsha kunye nokudibana. abazali bakhe. Kodwa ngaba uyiphosile indawo apho kukho umbulali okhululekileyo, kwaye uVeronica nguye kuphela onomdla wokuzibamba? Tyhala umva umhla wakho wesidlo sangokuhlwa noMa noPa, mfana!
Ngumbandela onzulu kunoko, kunjalo. Bobabini bafuna izinto ezahlukeneyo ngekamva labo kwaye mhlawumbi bakhathalelane ngendlela eyahlukileyo (ngaba ndinyathela iinzwane zeQela lePiz apha?). Kodwa leyo yinto endifuna ukuyibona bexoxa. Into esinayo endaweni yoko yayiyinguqulelo emfutshane: Iziganeko ezininzi zePiz ukuba lusizi kunye namehlo einyembezi phambi kokuba ekugqibeleni [ABAPHI].
Ngokufanayo, siyazi apha Nantsi into oyiphosileyo UVeronica Mars ! intshayelelo yokuba uVeronica kunye noLogan babedla ngokuba nolwalamano oluphambili. Kwimovie, nangona kunjalo, loo drama ishiywe ngasemva kunye nefashoni yange-00s kunye neehormone zolutsha. Baya… bayavana. Kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esithile-mhlawumbi inyani yokuba uLogan wayekumovie ngakumbi kwaye ephuhla ngakumbi isimilo-imbali yolwalamano lwabo yaziva iyinyani kum, ngelixa uVeronica / Piz wayeziva ngathi ndifumana amanqaku eCliff. Ndiziva ndikhohlisiwe ukuba, njengoko benditshilo, iPiz ayindenzanga ukuba ndifune ukuthembela kwisitulo sam seqonga esidlamkileyo kwaye ndiyokulala. Njengokuba kunjalo, ndiziva ndingonwabanga kubalandeli bobuntu bakhe. Kule nto UVeronica Mars i-newbie, kunjalo, kujongeka ngathi ifumene isiphelo esifutshane sentonga.
Kodwa ilizwi lokuvula kunye nengxaki yePiz, yayiyeyam, iindawo ezincinci ezibuthathaka. Ngokubanzi, bendiyithanda imovie. Yavakalelwa ngathi yinto ethandwayo, kwaye ndiyathetha ukuba ngeyona ndlela ingcono: Akukho ukuzenzisa. Akukho kuzama nzima ukuba wenze into entsha kunye ne-egdy kwaye awukaze ubone nantoni na enje NGAPHAMBI kokuba ubone oku ngamakhulu asixhenxe amawaka amaxesha. Ukonwaba nje. Ukonwaba nje. Abalinganiswa nje abanomdla abarholana okwethutyana. Kwaye ukuba awubathandi okwangoku, uya kuthi.
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