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UMartin Sheen njengoMalume uBen

UBen Parker ubulewe amaxesha ngamaxesha. Ngokwenyani, simjongile esweleka kabini ngoku kwiscreen esikhulu-kanye Indoda yesigcawu , Kwaye emva koko ungene Umntu Omangalisayo weSigcawu —Naye siyayifumana , Ngamandla amakhulu kuza uxanduva olukhulu. Kwaye, kuyabonakala ukuba, olo xanduva lubulala uMalume uBen ngokungathi SIYALIBALA ukuba uMalume uBen uyafa.

Ukunyaniseka, ndandifuna enye into ngaphandle nje kokubona uTimothy Olyphant emfanekisweni noMarisa Tomei on, ngathi, isinxibo kwenye indawo, kwaye oko kuya kundanela. Umalume uBen eswelekile uye waba yindlela yokubulawa kwehlabathi elimangalisayo. Siyazi ukuba iyenzeka; siyakuqonda ukubaluleka. Akukho mfuneko yokuba siyibone ngalo lonke ixesha kuba iyinxalenye yebali. Ndiyithandile into yokuba iimuvi zikaTom Holland Spider-Man zikuqondile oko kwaye azikutyhaleli. Ndiyithandile into yokuba sifumana izikhombisi ezincinci kwaye singaphupha uphosa uMalume uBen.

Sonke siphefumle ukukhululeka xa bengaziva isidingo sokuphinda bawuphindaphinde loo mhlaba, kwaye iindaba zikaMarvel zikaKevin Feige azisekho kongamela ezizimeleyo Iimuvi zeSpider-Man zisandula ukukhumbula iinkumbulo ezimbi malunga nokuqala ngokutsha kunye nokugqibela -ijikeleze, nangona u-Sony enombulelo enze ingxelo malunga nokugcina iSigcawu-sendoda kwindlela esele siyibekele yena.

Kodwa i-Twitter, njengoko ihlala isenza njalo, yaguqula ezo mvakalelo zimbi zaba ziiqhulo ezixabisekileyo.

Ngapha koko, ndiza kwinto ethile.

Iliwa robertson njengo malume ben kwi-Spider-Man.

(umfanekiso: Sony)

Ngokunyaniseka, ndifuna nje ukuba yonke le nto iqhushumbe kwaye ilunge ukuze ndiphile ngeendlela zam zothando, kodwa ndikhathazeke kakhulu ngekamva likaPeter Parker. Ungandibeka ityala? Bano Uhlobo 2 , Ukuza kwaye nam kakhulu ngokucacileyo khumbula Indoda yesigcawu 3 .

(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Sony)

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