I-Twitter igqibe. KwiMfazwe yeChrises, uChris Pratt ufuna ukuhamba.

UChris Pratt njengoAndy Dwyer

Mhlawumbi ubuzibuza ukuba kutheni uChris Pratt ehamba kwi-Twitter ngempelaveki. Ukuba akunjalo, siyakubingelela, mhlawumbi unemida esempilweni kunye necroscroll yakho, ngokungafaniyo nathi sonke. Kodwa, kwiintsuku ezimbini zokugqibela, uChris Pratt wayehamba kuba umbhali / umvelisi weTV u-Amy Berg wabuza umbuzo olula: Nguwuphi uChris ekufuneka eye?

Le yingxoxo-mpikiswano eqhelekileyo, kodwa into emnandi ngalo mjikelo sisigqibo esibonakala ngathi asihambelani kuyo yonke i-intanethi. Ngaba ingxoxo mpikiswano kaChris igqityiwe?

Ke kutheni ngokukhawuleza uChris Pratt? Ewe, ngelixa engakhange enze inkxaso yakhe kwiqela elithile lezopolitiko okanye kumgqatswa woluntu, wayenxibe ihempe ethi Unganginyatheli , eyenza abantu bathetha, kwaye akazange abandakanyeke nakweziphi na izinto zezopolitiko nomnye umntu Iipaki noLonwabo amalungu aphosayo azama ukuphuma aye kuvota iDem. Uninzi luye lwafumana umbono, ngenxa yeembono yena unayo uvakalisile, ukuba unolondolozo lwezopolitiko, kwaye loo nto yinkqonkqoza kuye kubalandeli abaninzi. (Ukwangowalapha Icawa edume ngokuchasene ne-LGBTQ + , nangona uPratt enyanzelisile ukuba abekho.)

Njengenani elinye lentombazana enguChris Pine (kunye noChris Evans kufutshane kwinombolo yesibini), ayikhe ibe yingxoxo kum. Ndiyamnandipha uChris Pratt kwiindima ezithile kwaye ngamaxesha athile, kwaye ukuba wayehleli noAndy Dwyer, olu luhlu lunokubonakala luhlukile. Kodwa akazange, kwaye iimbono zam ngoPratt zatshintsha kancinci zambeka (okanye ngokusisiseko uthando lwam lukaAndy Dwyer) kwindawo yesihlanu kuba uluhlu lwam LUKHO uChris Messina.

Ikwayimfazwe engalawulekiyo esiqhubeka nokuqhuba i-Intanethi ngaphandle kwesizathu. Andiqondi ukuba uzithintele kuhlobo lwakho oluthandayo lwegama (idabi likaTom nalo liyajikeleza, kwaye andifuni ukukhetha), kodwa sikwafuna nje ukuthetha ngezinto… njengomdlali weqonga wethu esimthandayo ogama linguChris.

Ke, uxolo kuChris Pratt ngokuba nguwe wonke umntu ozikhethelayo. Umhlobo wam osenyongweni uBrithtany uyakuthanda kakhulu kuzo zonke iiChrises, nangona kunjalo, ubuncinci unalo uthando nothando, kunye nenombolo kaArnold Schwarzenegger kwidayali ekhawulezayo. (Yabona? UChris Pratt wenza kakuhle. Akukho sidingo sokulilela inkcubeko ngenxa yokuba elahlekile abalandeli.)

Ngapha koko, ungaze ulibale.

(umfanekiso: NBC)

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