I-Trump isasaza amabango angenangqondo kaGqirha malunga ne-COVID, i-Demon Sperm, i-Alien DNA, kunye ne-Astral Sex-Ngokudabukisayo, akuyiyo isiqendu esingaphezu kwendalo

UStella Imanuweli

UDonald Trump kunye nonyana wakhe uDonald Trump Jr. babelane ngevidiyo ngugqirha waseHouston uStella Immanuel, owathi ihydroxychloroquine iluncedo ekuncedeni iCoronavirus kwaye iimaski azizizo iindawo ezimbini zokuthetha phakathi kwabaphiko beTrump. Nangona kunjalo, ukujonga enye kwimbali kaImanuweli kubonisa ukuba ufumana olunye ulwazi lwezonyango ngokuthe ngqo Umnqweno.

Ngoku ka Irhamncwa lemihla ngemihla , UImmanuel ngugqirha wabantwana kwaye ungumphathiswa wezenkolo okholelwa ukuba imiba emininzi yonyango, uninzi lwayo lubhekisa kwimpilo yamakhosikazi, ibangelwa ngabantu abalala ngesondo needemon nabathakathi.

Okokuqala, musa ukink-ntloni abantu. Okwesibini, ukuqhula ecaleni, into ehlaselwa nguImanuweli luhlobo lokucinga okudala kungengobungozi kuye kuphela, kodwa nakowuphi na wabalandeli bakhe ofumana olu lwazi lungengokwenzululwazi, lungazi nto, luthandana nabantu abathandana nabantu abathandanayo, kwaye lunokulibazisa abantu ukuba bafumane unyango olubalulekileyo.

Ngexesha lentshumayelo leyo Irhamncwa lemihla ngemihla ukwazile ukufumana, uImmanuel waphula iidemon 101, echaza ukuba iiNefili yimimoya yeedemon ekhanukayo kwaye elala ngesondo nabantu, ebangela i-fibroids kunye ne-cysts, kunye nokonakala kwemali. Isidemon sedemon sesona sizathu sibangela iintlungu (yiyo loo nto isidoda sedemon sihamba namhlanje kwi-Twitter).

Bajika baba ngumfazi emva koko balala nendoda kwaye baqokelela isidoda sayo, uxelwe uImanuweli. Emva koko bajikela endodeni kwaye balale nendoda kwaye bafaka isidoda kwaye bavelise ngakumbi.

Ngoku, njengomntu ofunda ubuxoki obuninzi basezidolophini, ndiziva ngathi uImmanuel wayenyelisa izinto ezimbalwa apha. Okokuqala, njengaye nawuphi na umfundi Izixhobo zoMntu ofayo Ndiza kukuxelela, iiNefili yayiziingelosi eziwileyo ezihlala eMhlabeni njengeengxilimbela. Abanye babo batshata abantu kwaye banabantwana, kodwa babengengabo abadlwenguli beedemon. Kwakhona, inkoliso yabo yabulawa kuMkhukula omkhulu.

Imimoya yeedemon zesini ekubonakala ukuba ubhekisa kuyo uImmanuel ngokwenene incubi (eyindoda) kunye ne-succubi (owasetyhini), ezingezizo iiNefili konke konke. Ziidemon nje ezithe nkqo kwaye, njengamaxesha e Umnqweno, ezi zidalwa zazisetyenziswa njengeenkcazo zezinto ezinje ngamaphupha amanzi, ukulala ukukhubazeka, njl-njl. kwaye kubonakala ngathi u-Immanuel ukholelwa kwa ezi zinto bazenzayo ngo-1486.

Ngokuka-Imanuweli, abantu banokuxela ukuba bathathe indoda enomoya wedemon okanye umfazi womoya ukuba banephupha lokwabelana ngesondo malunga nomntu abamaziyo okanye umntu odumileyo, bavuke bevukile, bayeke ukuvana namaqabane abo okwenyani, baphulukana nemali, okanye Ngokuqhelekileyo ufumana nabuphi na ubunzima.

-Irhamncwa lemihla ngemihla

Ewe.

Ingayenza phantse yihlekisa ukuba ebengenguye ugqirha obhalisiweyo eTexas. Ngapha koko, ii-Optics azenzekanga ngengozi xa uTrump kunye neqela lakhe bekhetha ukukhuthaza umfazi oMnyama ovela kwelinye ilizwe ukuba athethe izinto ezinje phakathi kwindyikitya yokufa. Inkqubo ye- I-CDC ithe ukuba amaqela amancinci obuhlanga kunye nohlanga achaphazeleka ngokungafaniyo yi-COVID-19, kwaye Uluntu oluMnyama ngokukodwa isemngciphekweni omkhulu wokuyifumana.

Ngokubiza ingqalelo yokucinga ngokuchasene nengqondo ka-Imanuweli, basasaza ulwazi olungelulo kuluntu lwabo, bekhulisa iprofayili ka-Imanuweli, kwaye bekwasebenzisa izixhobo zakhe.

Le nto ayithethayo ngobugqwirha i-astral projekti yokulala nabantu-ibanga ukuba amagqwirha azama ukutshabalalisa umhlaba ngokukhupha isisu, umtshato wesini, kunye nezinto zokudlala zabantwana, kunye nokuba i-DNA yelinye ilizwe isetyenziselwa ukuphatha abantu-yinto ehlekisayo. . Kodwa kubalulekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba u-Immanuel ngumntu ozonda abantu abathandana nabesini esinye, othembekileyo noshumayeleyo ukuba abantwana kufuneka batywatyushwe. Ungumntu oyingozi onoxanduva lokugcina abantwana.

Intsapho kaTrump ikwenze kwacaca ukuba abayikhathalelanga impilo kunye nokukhuseleka kwabantu baseMelika ngokunyusa ukungangqinelani kweyelenqe embindini wengxaki yokwenyani yezempilo.

(nge Irhamncwa lemihla ngemihla , umfanekiso: umfanekiso weskrini)

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