Ngamanye amaxesha kuza imovie eyoyikeka ngendlela engathethekiyo, ingadibani kakuhle, kwaye ibonke kakhulu ukuba akunakukunceda kodwa ume umva umangalisiwe. Kwenzeka njani oku? Ngubani owade wafuna lento? Ngaba ngabenzi beli bhanyabhanya bangaphandle abanombono ongaziphathanga wokuziphatha komntu? Le yayiyimibuzo ebaleka engqondweni yam xa ndibukele umdlalo omnandi we-erotic yeNetflix Iimpawu eziBulalayo . Ngokufana nomzamo wabo wangaphambili Umcimbi obulalayo (Ngokwenene lolona hlobo luqhelekileyo lwezihloko zeemovie eziqhelekileyo), Iimpawu eziBulalayo kukungena kukaNetflix kutsha nje kuhlobo lwe-schlocky Lifetime yemidlalo bhanyabhanya.
Kukukhula okunengqiqo, kuthathelwa ingqalelo iNetflix sele ibethelele ifomula yeFilimu yeKrisimesi yoBomi (ukukhwaza kwi-VHCU: iVanessa Hudgens Cinematic Universe). Kwaye ngokujonga amaxabiso emveliso yezi bhanyabhanya, zitshiphu kwaye kulula ukuzikhupha. Iimpawu eziBulalayo amaziko kuMary Morrison (Kristin Davis, ngonaphakade uCharlotte ukusuka Isini kunye neSixeko Umbhali wenoveli ophumeleleyo oyeke ukubhala ukuba abe ngumfazi nomama. Xa abapapashi bakhe befuna enye incwadi kuye, uMary uthatha isigqibo sokuqesha uGrace (Greer Grammer, intombi kaKelsey), umongikazi omsulwa omncinci ozikhusela ngokukhawuleza kubomi bosapho.
Kodwa ngaba nyani uGrace umsulwa, okanye ngaba unezicwangciso zokulukuhla nokutshabalalisa uMary kunye nosapho? Ngaba uGrace ugcina iinjongo ezingalunganga, okanye konke oku yingqikelelo yobomi bobumnandi obungaphakathi bukaMariya kunye nokuzahlula kwinyani? Kukho izithunzi ze Isandla esiGungqisa uMvelaphi kwaye Umfazi omnye omhlophe apha, iphoswe kwi-blender nayo yonke imifanekiso engamanyala malunga ne-MILF yokulukuhla inanny.
Ukuba ufuna iimpendulo, isilumkiso sombhuqi: ifilimu ayinayo. Kodwa inezinto ezithile ezihlekisayo kunye namaxesha endihleka kuwo ngokuvakalayo. Nazi izinto ezintlanu eziphambili zezona zinto ndizithathileyo kule bhanyabhanya:
1. Lo Mboniso weVenkile yeeNcwadi
Ifilimu ivula kwivenkile ethengisa iincwadi, ekhuthaza inoveli kaMariya Iindawo eziMnyama . Ungacinga ukuba oku kungakhokelela kumfanekiso kaMariya enika ufundo, okanye uhlobo oluthile lokwazisa ngomlingiswa wakhe, kodwa ayenzi njalo. Sifumana ipani ecothayo kwesi sitishi sencwadi, kunye neeplacards ezithengisa ngexabiso eliphantsi. Kufuneka ufunde uthotho lweminyaka elishumi! kunye nothando, isini, ubuxoki, ukungcatsha kuxhaswa ecaleni kweencwadi zakhe, kunye nefoto encinci kaKristin Davis. Yenzelwe le nto? Kusebenza ntoni oku? Lo ngumzuzu owamkelekileyo omncinci kwifilimu, kodwa ubeka inqanaba lokuza kobudenge. Uyabona, imovie oza kuyibukela imalunga ne-PASSION SEX LIES BETRAYAL. Boom, umelwe nje ngumfanekiso.
2. Indawo yokuthenga eBra
Ndingabhala ngokunyanisekileyo dissertation kulo mboniso ndedwa, kwaye malunga neendawo ezininzi zokuphathwa gadalala emsebenzini uGrace uhlupheka phantsi kukaMary. Kwindawo emiselwe ukuba ibe yiklasikhi yekampu, uMary uthatha uGrace ngokuya kuthenga, ukuphuma okuqhelekileyo komfazi kunye nomntwana wakhe. Ayisiyiyo kuphela ukuba ithengele i-nanny ifancy bras ezintsha, kodwa yona FUMANA INDAWO YOKUTSHINTSHA NAYE. Njengokuba oko kwakungonelanga, uMary emva koko uzama ukubeka i-bras clasp ngaphambili kuGrace kwaye wenza isimanga xa ebona amabele akhe. UZAMA I-BRAS, ucinga ukuba kuyakwenzeka ntoni? Kulungile zama K. Davs, sonke siyayazi indlela ezisebenza ngayo iibras.
Uqonde nini ukuba i-Deadly Illusions izokunganxitywa kwaphela kwaye kwakutheni xa uKristin Davis emthathela i-nanny bra yokuthenga? pic.twitter.com/dFBWl4Wp51
-Netflix (@ Netflix) Ngomhla wamashumi amabini anesixhenxe ku-Matshi 2021
Inxalenye yefilimu yokungahambelani kwethoni ukuba uMariya ushushu ngokukhawuleza kwaye ngumama noGrace ngelixa bezama ukumrhwebesha. Okanye ngaba? Indawo iphela uGrace ebeka isandla sikaMary kwi-boob yakhe ukumkhumbuza ukuba ii-boobs ezincinci zivakalelwa njani. Ngaba yile nto abantu abathe tye abayicingayo ukuba yeyesini? Ndinemibuzo emininzi engaphendulwa kuphela ngohambo lokuya kuthenga nge-bra ku-Kristin Davis, ndiyaqikelela.
3. UMary ubhala iNoveli iphela ngesandla
Oku akusiyo indawo ethile, kodwa amaxesha amaninzi kwifilimu sibona uMary ebhala iveli yakhe ngesandla. Ubhala emaphepheni angaxutywanga, kwincwadana yokubhalela, kwincwadi. Ngubani ohlanganisa onke la maphepha? Kwaye inxibelelana njani nebhodi yamabali kaMary yeencwadana kunye nomtya? Ngaba ukhona umntu ochwetheza la maphepha mva? Ngaba nguGrace kwibra entsha ekhatywayo? Ngendamkele umbhali wakudala wale mihla usebenzisa umatshini wokubhala kuba ziyinyani eyi-trope, kodwa lo mbhalo wezandla wandenza ndakhwaza ngokuhleka.
4. Ukungabikho ngokupheleleyo kwabantwana bakaMary
UMary uqesha uGrace kumntwana omncinci kubantwana bakhe ababini, ukanti kukho ixesha elide elichithwa nguMary noGrace kunye bengenabantwana. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ubakhathalele abantwana kwaye mna ngowona mgca wencoko uMariya uthi kulomfazi uhlawulelayo ukuba anyamekele abantwana bakhe kunye nesiqu sakhe. Ukusuka ekuthengeni i-bra ukuya ekutshoneni okubhityileyo ukuya kukhwela ibhayisekile ukuya kufunda imibongo yothando echibini, bendihlala ndizibuza ukuba baphi abo bantwana. Ngubani obajongileyo? Andicingi ukuba umyeni kaMary (odlalwa nguDermot Mulroney) uyayenza. Ngaba abantwana bayazimela? Ndinike indawo ecinyiweyo apho uKristin Davis akhwaza khona, Zenzele isitya sokutya, umama uya kuthenga ibra kunye nomongikazi!
5. UMary unyanzela uGrace ukuba anxibe iimpahla zakhe zokuqubha ezimanzi
Kuwo onke amaxesha ebonkers okwenyani kule bhanyabhanya, le inokuba yeyona nto yaphula ingqondo yam ngokupheleleyo. Emva kokwenza uGrace agudle i-sunscreen emqolo, uMary ungena echibini kwaye umema uGrace ukuba amjoyine. Uyekise isuti yakhe yokuqubha ayiphose kumgangatho, ekhombisa uGrace ukuba ayinxibe.
Ukuqubha okumanzi. Lowo unxitywe ngomnye umntu. Andikwazi kuyeka ukukhala. Ukuba umntu othile ufuna ukuba ndinxibe isinxibo esimanzi esithe nkqo emzimbeni wabo ndingabiza kuNogada weSizwe. Kodwa linda, iya isiba mandundu! Baye ke baxhonywe kwindlu yephuli, badlale iirekhodi, basele iwhisky, kwaye badanise kwimidlalo yokuqubha emanzi. Oku ngokwenene ngumboniso bhanyabhanya owoyikisayo.
6. Umboniso webhafu
Kulungile, ndiyazi ukuba oku kufanele ukuba kube luluhlu oluphezulu ezintlanu, kodwa andinako ukushiya nje esi sithuba ngaphandle kokukhankanya indawo yokuhlambela yesandla. ANDINAKO. Ke uMariya uyahlamba, xa uGrace engena nobisi (?) Kunye neentyatyambo zeentyatyambo ukongeza emanzini. Ukwafunza uMary into ethile (iswekile? Ubisi? Ketamine?), Enye yeendawo ezininzi zikaGrace zokutyisa icephe uMariya. Emva koko, uMary uyavuka kwaye akukho mntu ulapho. Ngaba i-handjob yenzekile? Ngaba ikhona into eyenziwe ngooMary noGrace? Umboniso bhanyabhanya uyala ukuphendula umbuzo omnye, ke ababukeli abanethamsanqa!
Ndiyathetha, kuninzi kakhulu okungakhutshwa apha. Imivalo yeenwele zikaGrace, indawo etya isilili erotic, umxhasi ngengxowa-mali (yeyiphi inceba?! Kwaye kutheni iyindawo yokutyela nje?! Yenza isidlo sangokuhlwa nje nabahlobo bakho maniacs! Ungathethi ngamabango kaMariya okuba ngumntu owahlukileyo xa ebhala ngelixa ehlala ngokufanayo. Kwaye andikhange ndingene kunyango lwefilimu yokugula kwengqondo, eyingxaki yokwenyani ukuthetha kancinci.
Ukuba uyazithanda iimovie ezimbi kwaye uyakonwabela ukwahluka ngokudideka kwaye uvuswe, emva koko Iimpawu eziBulalayo yifilimu yakho leyo. Lo mboniso bhanya-bhanya unento yonke: abasetyhini abatshayayo iicigars, uKristin Davis uyinto enyakazelayo, kunye nemipu emininzi ye-esile likaDermot Mulroney. Ke thatha isiselo, ubambe enokutya, kwaye wonwabe ngolu hlobo lushushu!
Ndijonge phezulu ndacacisa emva kokubukela #Ukufa pic.twitter.com/GTt4QiFVUL
- ajani (@ajanibzl) Ngomhla wamashumi amabini ku-Matshi 2021
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Netflix)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
