Ezo mpawu zoMyalelo weToilet yangasese ayisiyomfuneko njengoko i-Intanethi icinga ukuba zinjalo

Kulungile oko kunomdla… Imithetho yeSochi kumagumbi okuhlambela !! #Indlela yokubonisa ukuhleka #iqosweb pic.twitter.com/xacSVimwXY

-Sebastien Toutant (@SebToots) NgoFebruwari 1, 2014

Umdlali webhola ekhatywayo waseCanada uSebastien Toutant wafota umqondiso oboniswe kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwiiOlimpiki zaseSochi waza wawuthumela kuTwitter. Sibonile ukuba kwabelwana ngalo kwi-Intanethi kancinci, kubandakanya indawo Ushishino ngaphakathi , eyayibiza ukuba imiyalelo ayiyomfuneko, kodwa ayiyiyo. Nasi isizathu.

Ihlabathi lasentshona linokuzinza okungaphantsi okanye okungaphantsi koyilo lwendlu yangasese, kodwa ukuba ukhe wahambela ngaphandle kweYurophu okanye uMntla Melika, usenokudibana noqwalaselo olungaqhelekanga. Umhlaba uyehla eSochi ngoku, kwaye ayinguye wonke umntu otyeleleyo oqhele ukuya kwindlu yangasese njengoko sisazi. Ndiqinisekile bayawubulela umzobo olula njengeentloko.

Ngenxa yokucaca, makhe sijongane naba bantu.

Inkqubo efanelekileyo

Okokuqala, indlela elindelweyo yokusebenzisa indlu yangasese eSochi. Oko mhlawumbi kujongeka kuyinto eqhelekileyo ukuba ufunda le ndawo.

Akukho kuma!

Okwesibini kubonakala ngathi kukho wonke umntu ohleli phantsi kumgaqo-nkqubo osebenzayo eSochi. Uxolo, gents, kujongeka ngathi ulahla itrou. Mhlawumbi kukho imichamo, kodwa ungakhathazeki. Inzululwazi sele ibonakalisile ukuba ukuhlala phantsi yeyona ndlela yokuthintela ukubuyela umva.

Akukho Puking!

Izindlu zangasese ziyilelwe ukulahla izinto esele zetyisiwe. Ukuba ubeka ukutya okungagqitywanga ukwaphulwa, unokufaka imibhobho yamanzi.

Akukho kuhluthwa!

Lo ubonakala njengomnye wemifanekiso ehlekisayo kumqondiso, kodwa yeyona nto isebenzayo. Njengoko benditshilo, ayizizo zonke iinkcubeko ezisetyenziselwa uyilo lwangasese lwasentshona. Kwiindawo ezininzi, izindlu zangasese zifana nomngxuma osemhlabeni, kwaye abasebenzisi bazo bahlala phezu kwazo ukuze benze into ekufuneka yenziwe. Zijongeka ngoluhlobo:

(Umfanekiso nge USusanne Davidson )

Ukuba yile nto uyiqhelileyo, kwaye ujonge kwindlu yangasese yasentshona, ayisiyongcinga engenasihlahla yokwenza ukuba kufuneka ugcobe ngaphezulu kwalonto, nayo. Ngaphandle komqondiso, ungagqibela ngokunyathela kakhulu kwizitulo zangasese, kwaye akukho mntu uyifunayo.

Koko kufanelekileyo, kukho ubungqina bokubonisa ukuba ukuhlala phantsi kunempilo kakhulu kunokuhlala.

Akukho kuLoba?

Kulungile. Nokuba andinakucinga ngengcaciso esengqiqweni ekufuneka ndiyixelele abantu ukuba bangalobi kwindlu yangasese. Khawufane ucinge ukuba wena ibanjiwe into ethile? Eyona nto ndiyicingayo apha kukuba mhlawumbi ayifanelanga ukuba yipali yokuloba, kodwa andazi ukuba yeyiphi enye into ebiya kuba yiyo. Enye yeeribhoni-kwi-intonga yomgangatho wokuzivocavoca womzimba ngamanye amaxesha? Ngokuqinisekileyo zigcine ezo zinto zikho kwindlu yangasese.

Akukho Ukusetyenziswa kweziyobisi

Izitali zangasese eSochi ayisiyiyo i-opium den yakho, abahambi beeOlimpiki. Nangona umntu efaka iziyobisi ngokungekho mthethweni, andiqinisekanga ukuba umqondiso uza kubathintela.

Ewe zininzi izinto ezisetyenziswayo ngokusemthethweni zokuhambisa amayeza ngenaliti, kodwa kufanelekile ukubeka uphawu ukuxelela abantu ukuba bangazami ukuhambisa iisirinji.

Ke apho uya khona. Izizathu ezivakalayo zokuba lo mqondiso ubekhona-ngaphandle kwalowo uloba, osisiyatha.

(nge Sebastien Toutant )

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