UMike Lindell Ngokwenene ebengenakujongana nokugcotshwa yiDaily Show kaJordani Klepper

UDonald Trump usenokungabikho e-ofisini kodwa okoko nje abalandeli bakhe besabutha kwiindibano ezibekelwe intiyo kunye ne-disinformation, u-Jordan Klepper uzakubakhona, ebabiza.

Iminyaka, i Umboniso wemihla ngemihla umbhali ebesiya kwezi ndibano kwaye ethetha nabantu abazimayo ngeenzame zokufumanisa isizathu sayo yonke le nto. Umbuzo wokuba kutheni abantu beza kolu hlobo lomsitho uhlanganisiwe ngoku ekubeni uTrump engekho eofisini kwaye iintlanganiso ngoku zibekwa phambili luluhlu lwe-D. Yintoni ebangela ukuba abantu babonakale emhlambini ukuze babone uDonald Trump ngumbuzo omnye, kodwa yintoni ebenza baphumele kuMike Lindell, umfo weMyPillow, linqanaba elahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo.

U-Klepper waqala kwirali esenza uphawu lwentengiso yakhe yokuyekisa abaxhasi bakaTrump ukuba bayeke ukulinda ngokwaneleyo ukuba bathi iindawo ezizolileyo zingxola kakhulu.

Uninzi lwaba bazimasi bebekule ndibano ingachazwanga ebizwa ngokuba yi-MAGA Frank rally kuba bayathanda ukuva iingxelo zikaLindell ezingenanyani malunga nokhetho olubiweyo kunye nobuqhetseba babavoti. Ungaze ukhathalele ukuba la mabango atyhilwe ngokusisiseko kuwo onke amajelo eendaba, kunye neSebe lezoBulungisa likaTrump-basakholelwa kwindoda yomqamelo.

Ewe kunjalo, kusekho igumbi elininzi lolunye uhlobo lwegadi yakudala yobuhlanga be-MAGA. Ayizukuba yindibano kaTrump ngaphandle kwabantu abamhlophe bekhalela ukuba zingcono kangakanani izinto kwiminyaka yoo-1960, xa besisazi ukuba ngowuphi umthombo wokusela. (Lowo yayingumgca kaKlepper kodwa isibini se-MAGA savuma ngentshiseko, Ngokuchanekileyo, ewe!) Amaxesha alula.

Kodwa uKlepper akazange athethe nje nesihlwele. Uye kwafuneka ajongane nentloko yakhe ngokwakhe.

ULindell wenza igama lakhe ngokuthengisa imiqamelo (eyayicacile ukuba yayithengiswa kule ndibano yaseWisconsin) kodwa kwiminyaka yakutshanje, uye waba ngomnye wabaxhasi bakaTrump abomeleleyo. Ngelixa ii-surrogate ezininzi ziye zathi cwaka kutsha nje, ngokunokwenzeka ngenxa yamatyala amaninzi abajongane nawo, uLindell usephandle phaya enyanzelisa ukuba uTrump ngumongameli ofanelekileyo kwaye anyanzelise ithiyori yokuba uza kubuya e-White House kwinyanga ezayo.

UKlepper uyenza icace gca into yokuba ucinga ukuba amabango kaLindell ayamangalisa kwaye ayazikhuthaza kodwa ukwabiza owona monakalo ubalulekileyo abawenzayo. ULindell ukhwaza uKlepper malunga nesidingo sentetho yasimahla-hayi i-rally ka-Trump, uyagxininisa, ngaphandle kwento yokuba i-MAGA ikwisibonakaliso kwaye uTrump wayecwangciselwe ukuvela nge-jumbotron-kuba abantu abathetha phandle ngezinto ezinje ngoomatshini, isitofu sokugonya , umda, uYesu uyarhoxiswa.

Leyo yingxelo ehlekisayo kwaye ehlekisa kwaphela kodwa uKlepper ugcina izinto nzulu, uxelela uLindell ukuba ukongeza ekuqhubekeni nomsindo, uloyiko, nokuhlasela idemokhrasi yethu, olu hlobo lwerali kunye nezinto uLindell azithethayo nangoku ikhokhelela kwi izisongelo zokubulawa kwabasebenzi bonyulo .

ULindell uphendule wathi abanye babo bahlukumezwayo kwaye besongelwa babekhona kuyo, oko kuthetha ukuba ubuqhetseba bonyulo abukho.

Ekugqibeleni, uLindell akakwazanga ukuchaza ubungqina anabo bokuba unyulo lubiwe, okanye indlela uTrump aza kuphinda ayenze iofisi kamongameli ngo-Agasti, kodwa unyanzelisa ukuba kuyeza.

Ke kukho icebo, uKlepper ushwankathela. Kufana nokubukela umboniso weBigfoot. Abayifumani iBigfoot ekugqibeleni, kodwa ukuba uyavuma kwiveki ezayo, mhlawumbi izakwenzeka.

Nina niyothusa, uphendule uLindell xa egqogqa. Yeyiphi ikhephu.

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