Kule mpelaveki, ividiyo ibambe umbono wehlabathi nge-dystopian harbinger yezinto ezizayo. Ndiyathetha, ewe, malunga ne-Amazon blimp ekhupha iidrones zabantwana. Njengabathunywa abaphakamise iGenosha, ezi drones zithatha isibhakabhaka njengeePademon, zigxotha isixeko sendawo ngeefilitha zeBrita, iisokisi zetyhubhu, kunye UCorky Romano kwi-Blu-ray. Makhe sijonge:
Oku kulapha yimida yedyopopi pic.twitter.com/otXBLShtdd
- ok g (@g_awd) Ngomhla wamashumi amathathu ananye ku-Matshi 2019
Le blimp ngenye imini iya kuzinyelisa ezi drones endlwini yakho. Ukusuka apho baya kukuzingela naphina apho uya khona. Uya kuthenga kubo. Okanye uya kufa ngokujikeleza kwabo ngokujikeleza, kuguqulwe kube yiprotein shake, okanye ubucwebe, okanye ikhowudi elula. https://t.co/4xNIVqOx9a
-U-Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) Epreli 2, 2019
Ngumfanekiso owoyikekayo, kodwa sonke sinokuphefumla ukukhululeka, kuba YINKOLELO. Ividiyo iza ngoncedo lomsebenzisi we-Twitter zozi009, igcisa lemveliso yevidiyo eHiroshima, Japan. Ngokukhawuleza balayishe ividiyo ebonisa indlela abayenze ngayo imizobo yabo eqinisekileyo:
Emva kwemini kubaphangi. Akukho mntu uyikholelwayo, kodwa okwangoku. Ndenze i-HDRI ngetata kwaye ndayibhala njengoko injalo. Ndizamile ukubeka izinto ezingaphezulu ngasemva, kodwa kubonakala ngathi khange baqaphele lukhulu. pic.twitter.com/o4P8z5agz9
-Zozi (Itsukushima Shrine) (@ zozi009) Nge-1 ka-Epreli 2019
HAHAHAHA KAKHULU FUNNY ZOZI. Kodwa njengazo zonke ezona fakes zibalaseleyo, le vidiyo iza nekernel yenyani. I-blimp isekwe kwilungelo lobunikazi lokwenyani elifakwe yiAmazon ngo-2014 amaziko okuzaliseka komoya , indawo yokugcina isibhakabhaka engenamntu enokuhamba ngaphezulu kweziganeko ezinje ngeminyhadala kunye neekonsathi, ekhulula iidrones ngemiyalelo.
Ewe ewe, i-blimp enkulu yokuzibamba ephethe iminwe ye-foam, Amanzi a-Smart, kunye ne-T-shirts ze-Coachella 2030. Yintoni enokuthi ihambe gwenxa? Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, sonke singavuma ukuba umba ophambili waseHindenburg yayingabaqhubi beenqwelomoya, ngaba ndilungile? (JK, ndiyazi ukuba yayiyi-hydrogen kwaye ndiyazi ukuba ii-blimps azisasebenzisi i-hydrogen, musa @ mna, blimp nerds).
Kwakhona, kutheni ngonyaka wenkosi yethu u-2019 singakhange sikwazi ukuphucula kwi-blimp? Iphi i-Helicarrier yethu okanye inqwelomoya engabonakaliyo? (ewe, lonke ulwazi lwam lwezixhobo zokubhabha ngenqwelomoya luvela kwiikomikhi). Luhlobo luni lwe-steam punk bullshit le ntshukumo yanamhlanje iblimp malunga nayo?!
Kwinqaku elibi kakhulu, ukuba iBlimps R 'Us ngu ikamva, oko kuthetha ntoni kubasebenzi? I-blimp kunye ne-drones zizilinga ngokwazo, njengoko kugcina kwakhona ubugcisa bomoya, obunokuhambisa izinto ezininzi, iidrones, kunye nabasebenzi babantu. Kodwa ngaba abantu baphelelwe lixesha? Sele siyazi loo nto esona sisongelo sikhulu kubasebenzi bexesha elizayo sisixhobo esizisebenzelayo.
Kwaye emva koko, ewe, kukho wonke umba wabucala. Ngaba ngenene sifuna iidrones ezindizayo ziye emnyango wethu wangaphambili ukuhambisa iziqhamo zethu zeLoom multipack ye-undies? Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, awunyanzelekanga ukuba ube nguRon Swanson ukuze ube nexhala ngezi zinto.
(umfanekiso: NBC)
Kubonakala ngathi sisezindlela kude neAmazon blimp ukuba ibe yinyani. Ngeli xesha, intshukumo yakho, ivenkile enkulu yeerobhothi!
ewe kanye le bendiyifuna kwivenkile yokutya, iobelisk yeerobhothi eyoyikisayo pic.twitter.com/24ZwRWZNuc
-Christopher M (@mammothfactory) Nge-1 ka-Epreli 2019
(nge IGizmodo , umfanekiso: iscreencap)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
