I-Fart Spray kunye neDeer Repellent Mixtures ithumela ulutsha esibhedlele

inkampu yebhayibhile

Hayi, inkampu yehlobo. Sisiko lendlela ezaliswe yiprank kubantwana abaninzi abancinci, kunye nendawo yezona zihlandlo zoyikekayo ze-cinematic horror ezake zafakwa kwifilimu. Sicinga ukuba okwenzekileyo ngoLwesithathu ebantwaneni kwiChristian Camp Wo-Me-To eJarrettsville, Maryland, iwela ndaweni ithile embindini. Ngokukodwa kufutshane nexhala, nangona kunjalo.

Ngokwe- Iphepha likaFallon , iphepha lendawo kule ndawo, iqela lezinto ezinobungozi laseHarford County labizelwa kwinkampu malunga ne-10PM ukujongana nomntwana oneminyaka eli-16 ubudala owayefuna unyango ngamehlo kunye nokuphefumla. Kungekudala emva koko, ezinye iinkampu zaqala ukukhalaza ngeempawu ezifanayo, kwaye kwathunyelwa iiyunithi ezininzi zonyango ukujongana nengxaki.

Yayiyintoni ingxaki? Umdibaniso onamandla wokugxotha iinyamakazi kwaye, ke, into ebizwa ngokuba yi-fart spray. Yinto ekhoyo leyo. Ukutshiza ngefart. Umsebenzi olungileyo, ubuntu.

Isipreyi sokutshiza ekuthethwa ngaso sihamba ngegama elimnandi leklasi le-Liquid ASS. Ngoku ka inkampani eyenzileyo , imveliso iyiphunga elikhethekileyo le-butt-crack kwibhotile efanelekileyo kumahlaya asebenzayo kunye nezipho ze-gag. Kwaye iindaba ezimnandi: Ziza kwiindidi ezimbini ezahlukeneyo zeengcebiso zezona zinto zintle zokwenza ukunuka.

ulwelo iesile

Ukuphikisana nokufaneleka kwevumba elibi kakhulu ecaleni (ndiyakucaphukela ukungqinelana neenkolelo zesini sam, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ndiyayichasa), andisifumani isizathu sokuba uthenge imveliso ethile ukwenza iprank xa kunjalo izinto ezininzi ezinuka kakubi ngokwendalo zenzeka endle. Usenkampini! Ufuna ibhotile yokutshiza? Yiya uqokelele ezinye izinambuzane ezinukayo. Heck, sebenzisa nje ukugxotha inyamakazi! Iyayigxotha inyamakazi kuba iyanuka. Awudingi enye into ukuze wenze umsebenzi.

Akukaziwa nokuba i-Liquid ASS ikhutshwe ngabom okanye ukuba, kwisitayile se-sitcom esiqhelekileyo, umntu othile uyiphosile eyenye ibhotile yokugxotha amaxhama wayitshiza yonke loo nto. Kubonakala ngokungathi i-dab encinci iya kuyenza xa isiza kwi-fart spray, ke nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, ibingeyo isigqibo esihle.

Iqela le-hazmat lahlala enkampini de kwaba li-1: 30 ekuseni, kwaye uninzi lolutsha lwathathwa lonyango e-Upper Chesapeake Medical Centre eBel Air. Ndiyathemba ukuba kukho umntu omkhwazileyo Ukukunuka kamva! njengoko abantwana babekhutshelwa ngaphandle. Uyazi, ngenxa yokuhlekisa kancinci, ngokubonakalayo umxholo INkosana entsha izizathu.

(nge Iposti yamaKristu , umfanekiso nge UPatrick Hawks )

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