Okwangoku mhlawumbi uvile ukuba uDonald Trump wathetha nendibano yamawaka ama-Boy Scouts aselula kwaye wabarhaba malunga noHillary Clinton, uBarack Obama, iindaba ezingeyonyani, ubungakanani boyiso lwakhe lonyulo, kunye namaqela e-cocktail nabaphuhlisi bezindlu. Kwakuyinto eyoyikisayo.
(Ngokubeka imililo, ndiqinisekile ukuba uTrump akazange abonise izakhono kunye neeprotocol eziyimfuneko ukuze afumane nexeshana leScouts Umlilo weChit ibheji. Ulahle nje ipetroli.)
Ngalo lonke ixesha ndicinga ukuba uTrump akasakwazi ukwenza nantoni na ukuze andothuse, ndikhawuleza ndibonakalise ukuba andichanekanga. Usenokucinga ukuba ingqokelela yamaBoy Scouts kwimisitho yabo yesiqhelo, ethandekayo yaseJamboree inokuba yeyona ndawo apho uDonald Trump angakhetha ukungazibandakanyi kwaye ahlasele iintshaba zakhe. Mhlawumbi usete nje lowo, ungatshatanga, umzekelo wedwa wabantwana.
Kodwa uya kuba uyaphosisa. UTrump, owayebonakala ngathi uphiliswa bubungakanani besihlwele sabathinjwa ababengenalo ithuba lokuyibona intetho yakhe, wayeyinyani ngeTrump, exelela le ngqokelela yabantwana malunga nemithombo yeendaba ezingeyonyani, ebakhokelela kwii-choruses ze-boos kunye Ukumemeza, ukuxelela ukungcakaza, ukuphazamisa amabali malunga nezihlobo zakhe ezizityebi. Le ntetho ayizange ikholelwe kunye nokukwazi kwam ukuyichaza. Ndinezothe kakhulu Ndizabalazela ukubhala ngakumbi malunga nesi siganeko ngokuqinisekileyo esiya ezantsi kwimbali, ke nantsi imbalwa ethathayo:
Owayesakuba liBambela loMlawuli weCIA. Igqala leminyaka engama-30 le-CIA. https://t.co/6G8CFmql2R
-Yashar Ali (@yashar) NgoJulayi 25, 2017
Intetho kaTrump's Boy Scout yayinoluvo lwerali yesithathu yobukhosi obusemthethweni.
-Ujohn mclaughlin (@jmclaughlinSAIS) NgoJulayi 25, 2017
Le ndoda inoonyana abathathu. Ntathu. Kodwa elona bali libaluleke kakhulu anokucinga ngalo ukuxelela igumbi eligcwele ii-Boy Scouts malunga nomzi wokuthengisa izindlu nomhlaba. https://t.co/Ky0zOOSbry
-I-Epreli (@ReOOAApril) Julayi 24, 2017
Andiqondi ukuba ndiyakulibala loo ntetho yee-Boy Scouts. UMongameli wase-United States ufundisa abantwana ukuba babe nenzondo.
-UMark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) Julayi 24, 2017
Kwakukho i-freakout egcinakeleyo kunyaka wokuqala ka-Obama ngaphezulu komyalezo wevidiyo oxelela abantwana ukuba bafunde nzima kwaye balunge https://t.co/cqvbPUQaU2
-Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) NgoJulayi 25, 2017
Ungaze ulibale ukuba u-Barack Obama wayengoyena mfana u-Scout, kwaye u-Donald Trump, engazange abe yi-Boy Scout, wakhokelela ii-Scouts ukuba zi-boo uMongameli wangaphambili kunye no-Obamacare. UPete Souza, owayesakuba ngumfoti weWhite House kwi-extraordinaire kunye neyona troll intle emhlabeni, wayenayo le nto ayithumelayo:
Iposi ekwabelwana ngalo nguPete Souza (@petesouza) ngoJulayi 24, 2017 nge-5: 10 pm PDT
Funda yonke le nto, umsonto wengqondo:
Ndinamagama ambalwa endinokuwanika malunga nento eyenziwe nguTrump kwiJamboree yeSizwe namhlanje, kodwa kuqala mandenze ezinye ii-fides…
-I-Ted Genoways (@TedGenoways) NgoJulayi 25, 2017
Ndilusizi kwaye ndonwabile ababhali-mbali bexesha elizayo ekufuneka babhale malunga ne-Donald Trump uninzi olungadibaniyo, idilesi engafanelekanga kakhulu kwii-Boy Scouts zaseMelika ezenze uthelekiso lokufundisa ulutsha lwe-Hilter. Yonwaba, mbali!
- BTW, ISixeko esibanzi Usebenzisa iTrump njengokungcola okungcolileyo. Nam! (nge Ezahlukeneyo )
- Oku kwenzeke namhlanje. Sikhutshiwe kakhulu.
Abaqhankqalazi bacula ukubulala ityala! Musa ukusibulala! kwigalari yeNdlu yeeNgwevu njengeeNdlu yeeNgwevu zivote kwisindululo sokuqhubeka kukhathalelo lwempilo pic.twitter.com/G4AvutgyfA
-UBradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) NgoJulayi 25, 2017
- UDavid Tennant undwendwele uScrooge McDuck eDisneyland, kulungile? (nge Owu wam Disney )
- THE INDAWO EMNYAMA UKUPHOSWA KWI-COMIC CON YONKE, NGONAPHAKADE. (nge io9 )
- IiSimps Umphathi we-Matt Groening wenza ifantasy yomntu omdala yokuziqhelanisa nefilimu yeNetflix. Ndiyawathanda onke la mazwi angaphambi kunye nemibono. (nge Umhla wokugqibela )
- UMichelle Pfeiffer uzakudlala uJanet Van Dyne kwi I-Ant-Man kunye neWasp kwaye sonwabile malunga neendaba njengo-Evangeline Lilly.
Ummmmmm… ..AAAAAAHHHHHH !!! Iindaba zikhutshwa ngokusemthethweni: THE #MichellePfeiffer ngumama wam omtsha !!!! & # x1f631; & # x1f60d; & # x1f631; & # x1f60d; & # x1f631; & # x1f60d; & # x1f631; #iiphupha #iqos #yinkunkuma @PastortheDJ @SABCiindaba
-U-Evangeline Lilly (@EvangelineLilly) Julayi 24, 2017
Bzz, bzz, ke yintoni oyibonayo xa ubhabha ngaphezulu namhlanje, ii-honeybees?
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