Ixesha lifikile, zihlobo zam ezithandekayo,
Ukuthetha ngezinto ezininzi:
Ye Iimpawu –Kwaye Amatye -Kunye nokuziphindezela kuSith
Kwe-Anakin kunye nePadme's fling encinci-
Kwaye kutheni ama-midichlorian esisimumu–
Namaphiko amancinci eWatto.
Kodwa linda kancinci, enye ye-YouTuber yakhala,
Ngaphambi kokuba ubukele ezi bhanyabhanya;
Kuba ndizenzile ezi 'ntlobo zenziwe ngeshizi,'
Jonga nje, bayabila.
Ewe kunjalo, satsho.
Enkosi ngokusisindisa kuloo swill.
Akusekho ma-midichlorian, UJeremyMWest-Esquire uthe,
Eyona nto siyifunayo:
Amazwi angama-Alien Neimoidian aqala
Ingakulunga kakhulu
Ngoku ukuba ulungile, fandom sithandwa,
Lixesha lokuba ubone.
Kodwa kuthekani Amatye ! fandom wakhala,
Ukuguqula okuluhlaza kancinci.
Emva kohlengahlengiso olunjalo, iya kuba njalo
Into embi ukubona.
Ungakhathazeki, le YouTuber ithe.
Ngaba uza kwenzeka ukuba undithembe?
Kulungile ukuba uthembele!
Kwaye utsho ngokuqinisekileyo!
Umthandazeli akazange athethe nto kodwa
Sika olunye uhlengahlengiso.
UJeremyMWest wamomotheka wathi,
Ngoku, ngoku, ndinqumle ityala.
Kubonakala kulihlazo, u-YouTuber uthe,
Ukujonga iindlela ezimhlophe zika-Anakin,
Emva kokuba sibukele zonke iifilimu ukuza kuthi ga ngoku,
Ngokuqinisekileyo akukho mntu uyikhathaleleyo into ayithethayo!
Ubungqongqo apho khange bathethe nto kodwa
Hlukana nayo, siyathandaza!
Ndiyalila Sith , u-YouTuber uthe,
Ngokwenene iyaqhuma.
Ngokuncuma kunye nokuvuya okuninzi bahlela ngaphandle
Vader kaFrankenstein Noooooo!
Makhe sihlale ngoku: UAnakin ubulala uPadme,
Akukho nanye kwezi corny eya kuphila yeha.
O prequels, utshilo u-YouTuber,
Uye wabaleka kakubi!
Ngaba siza kuphinda sikubukele kwakhona?
Kodwa impendulo ayibanga kho.
Kwaye oku kwakungaqhelekanga, kuba
Ukuhlelwa konke kwenziwe.
TL; DR: Idabi leenkwenkwezi Umlandeli uJeremyMWest-Esquire wenza i-anti-cheese 'ukuhlela nganye yeefilimu zangaphambi kwexesha, ethatha ezinye zezona zibhengezo zibi kakhulu ngethemba lokuba zingangcono. Okanye, ubuncinci, babenethemba lokubenza bancancise kancinci. Ifilimu nganye, eposwe ngezantsi, inoluhlu lwayo lotshintsho.
Eyona nto iphawuleka kakhulu kukushiywa kwama-midichlorian (ewe), ukususwa kwamazwi amancinci e-Neimoidian anobuhlanga (yess), isikhalo esimhlophe sika-Anakin emva kokubulala i-Tusken Raiders (yesss), isimumu sika-Vader uNoooo! (yessss), kunye noPadme usweleke ngenxa yentliziyo ebuhlungu (yesssss).
Ukuba ucwangcisa ukubukela zonke izinto zangaphambi kokuba kudlalwe Umkhosi uyavusa kule veki, zama oku kuhlelwa. Inkqubo ye- i-machete order isasebenza nabo! Ngoku ukuba uyandixolela, kuya kufuneka ndihambe ndizixakekisa ngento yokuba ndithe nje a Idabi leenkwenkwezi Umboniso bhanyabhanya uphambili kule veki .
(nge Ipholigoni , ndicela uxolo ku U-Lewis Carroll )
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