Misa ukuhlazisa umzimba nguTemuera Morrison njengoBoba Fett

UTemuera Morrison njengoBoba Fett kwiMandalorian

Ngaphambi kokuba ndifumane i-YELLED AT malunga nabaphangi, uBoba Fett wayehamba ngento yokuqala kusasa ngoLwesihlanu. INew York Times uthumele inqaku kunye nomonakalisi ka Boba Fett ubuya KWI-HEADLINE. Yonke indawo iyathetha ngokubuya kukaTemuera Morrison Idabi leenkwenkwezi . Uxolo, kodwa ukuba awukwazi ukubukela UMandalorian kwimpelaveki yokuqala ephumayo, ndicebisa ukuba uthule amagama aphambili okanye uhlale ungaxhunyiwe kwi-intanethi ude ube nako.

Kolu thotho lwamva nje Yintoni ephosakeleyo ngawe? Abantu bahlaza umzimba nguTemuera Morrison kwi-Twitter emva kwesiqendu sakutshanje se UMandalorian . Kubalandeli be-prequels, ukubona uMorrison ebuyela esenzweni kwakunyango. Okukhulu ngakumbi kwakumbona ethatha indima kaBoba Fett.

Ukusekwa ngexesha Ukuhlaselwa kwamaClones , UBoba Fett lilitye likaJango Fett (edlalwa nguTemuera Morrison), ke abalandeli bafuna ukwazi ukubona uMorrison edlala uBoba kwifom esebenzayo. Ingxaki? UBoba Fett wasweleka Ukubuya kweJedi . Kwaye, kwakanye, zonke iingcamango zethu malunga noBoba Fett zaphela zilungile, kwaye wasinda eSarlacc pit.

Ke xa u-Boba Fett ebonakala kwisikrweqe sakhe, ebulala wonke umkhosi ozama ukuza kuGrogu, abalandeli babonwabile kukubona i-badass ebesiyilindile. Ngoku, ndive kuphela ukuxelelwa ngale badass. Ungaze umbone esenza-bukhoma, yayiyenye yezo Idabi leenkwenkwezi izinto ezenze ukuba ndiqiniseke, nantoni na kwaye ndingakholelwa nonke. Ndiya kuyivuma ngokupheleleyo impazamo.

boba fett fucking shit up

Abantu abancancisayo (yindlela endibhekisa ngayo kubo bonke aba bantu bangcolileyo kwaye andizisoli ngayo) bagqibe kwelokuba bafuna ukuba uBhoba Fett ajonge NGOKUQHELEKILEYO njengoko wenzayo kwitrilogy yoqobo kwaye bathathe ukuhlazisa umzimba kaTemuera Morrison kwi-Twitter. Njengo… ndiyaxolisa, kodwa uBoba Fett uyaqengqeleka, abulale njengamajoni ali-13 kanye, emva koko aqhushumbe iinqanawa ezimbini ngerokethi enye, kwaye ithuku lakho lokuqala kukuhlekisa ngomzimba wakhe? !!?!?!

Boba fett eqhushumba iinqanawa ezimbini

Uninzi lwabalandeli beza kuzithethelela, bembiza ngokuba nguTata bod Boba Fett, kodwa nangona kunjalo andiyithandi kuba isathathe inxaxheba kubunzima bukaMorrison (kum). Ewe, uTata uBod uhlala esiba lixesha lothando, kodwa kananjalo… uBoba Fett usandula ukukhupha umkhosi weenqanawa (ngoncedo lukaFennec Stand noDin Djarin kodwa). Makhe… sigxile kubungakanani be-badass ekugqibeleni awayeyiyo.

Kwimeko yenqaku nangona: Njengokuba uskrolela kwiimpendulo zale tweet (kunye nezinye ezifanayo) kukho ii-jabs ezingapheliyo kubunzima bakhe. Njani? Ngenxa yokuba umdlali owahlukileyo usesigcina-ntloko? Yintoni engalunganga nonke?

Cinga ukuba kuphela okumbalwa? Hayi, ngokoqobo kuyo YONKE i-tweet malunga noBoba Fett ukusuka enkulu Idabi leenkwenkwezi iiakhawunti. Kwaye kuyacaphukisa inani lezizathu. Akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokubonakaliswa kukaTemuera Morrison kukaBoba Fett. Kwaye mhlawumbi abalandeli wayefuna into yokukhalaza ngayo, kodwa ihlazisa indlela ajongeka ngayo kuba wena… yintoni? Awuyithandi? Kubuhlungu, ngakumbi ukuba uMorrison ekugqibeleni usinike i-badass Boba ebesiyifuna.

Ke, yeka. Yeka ukuhlekisa ngoTemuera Morrison, kuba UNQWENELA ukuba ungangumntu ombi njengaye.

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