Izolo ebusuku, bobabini uStephen Colbert kunye noTrevor Noah baxela kwangaphambili ukuqokelelwa kwabo ukuze baphile ngokuhlomla ngedilesi yeTrump ye-Union of the Union. Ukuba awuyibonanga intetho kaTrump, mhlawumbi sele uyazi into oyiphosileyo. Imizuzu engama-90 (ewe, wayirhuqela kwimizuzu engama-90, eyona SOTU inde kwimbali, ngaphandle kokuba negama eliphantsi) Ukuhlambalaza abaphambukeli , ukuthatha ikhredithi ngempumelelo ka-Obama , kunye nokuhlawula Inkonzo yomlomo kwimicimbi Akukho mntu ukholelwa ukuba unomdla wokuwisa.
Kum, elona candelo libi le-SOTU, njengezona ntetho zininzi zikaTrump, ayisiyo nentetho ngokwayo. Ingcaciso emva koko, iingcali ezixoxa malunga nokuba zingakwazi ukufunda i-teleprompter ngaphezulu kweyure zimenza abe ngumongameli. (Ayikuko nokuba yena ikwazile ukwenza konke oko kakuhle .)
Ngethamsanqa, uColbert noNowa baphosa omabini amacala. Ngokucacileyo, ayizukuhamba kakuhle ngabaxhasi bakaTrump. Kithi sonke, intle kakhulu uhlalutyo lwasemva kwe-SOTU ekufuneka lubukelwe.
Kuqala, uColbert wayenabafana abavela kwi-Media Crooked ukuba bayokukhupha intetho. UJon Lovett, uJon Favreau, kunye noTommy Vietor liqela elingasemva kwepodcast ebalaseleyo kwezopolitiko Ngaphantsi kweSave America (ngoku eyandisiweyo yaba yi ubukhosi beendaba ezipheleleyo ). U-Lovett no-Favreau babengababhali be ntetho e White House, kwaye u-Vietor wakhonza njengesithethi se-US National Security Council phantsi kuka-Obama.
Ngelixa iindawo ezininzi zincoma uTrump ngobunqamle kwintetho yakhe, aba bantu babonisa into emayicace gca: ukuba umnxeba kaTrump wokusebenzisana kunye awunangqinelana nobongameli bakhe. UFavreau uthi, andazi ukuba uyithatha njani intetho kwaye uyiqhawule umtshato unyaka wonke wezenzo.
UTrump uthetha ngokufuna uhlengahlengiso lokungena kwelinye ilizwe, kodwa wachitha imizuzu engama-90 ebonisa bonke abafuduki njengengozi kwilizwe. Uthethe ngokufuna ukuya phambili neNorth Korea, kodwa uyala ngokuzimisela onke amaqhinga ezopolitiko. Wathetha ngohlengahlengiso kwezomthetho kunye nobhubhane we-opioid, kodwa njengoko uFavreau esitsho, wathetha ngaleyo yonyaka ophelileyo, kananjalo, kwaye khange enze kwanto ukusukela ngoko .
U-Lovett wenza ingongoma enkulu ngokuphawula ukuba uMbuso weManyano awuyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu, okanye ubuncinci ngokuqinisekileyo akuyona intetho ekhunjulwayo eyenziwa nguMongameli. Asiwukhumbuli uMbutho weManyano; ngekhe usixelele imigca oyithandayo evela kwi-Obama's State of the Unions, okanye iziqhulo. Asikhumbuli.
Kodwa, uthi, Zibalulekile kuba zihlala phakathi kwento eza ngaphambili nangasemva kwayo. Kwaye xa uyijonga ngale lens, intetho engenanto ebonakalisiweyo phezolo iyakhazimla. Awuyi kuma apho, u-Lovett uthi, kwaye wenze ngathi unyaka odlulileyo awenzekanga.
Ngendlela, ukuba ufuna ikhefu kububi be-SOTU, uColbert wayenayo UJessica Williams kunye noFebeebe Robinson IiDope Queens phezolo.
Ngaphezulu Umboniso wemihla ngemihla , UTrevor uNowa ukwabize uhanahaniso lukaTrump ngesiquphe efuna ukufumana indawo avumelana ngayo namaDemokhrasi, emthelekisa nomxhaphazi wasesikolweni oqala umlo ukuze abhengeze ngesiquphe ukuze angene kwipali yokugqibela.
Njengoko uNowa esitsho, obu yayingengobusuku benyani. Ukuba uzile ngokwenyani, uze apha ngento engeyiyo. Endaweni yoko, imalunga nokubhiyozela uDonald Trump, ukumbukela eqhwaba izandla ngqo kwimakrofoni, kwaye athethe ngezinto azenzayo ufuna ukwenza, esingenasizathu sokukholelwa ukuba kuya kuzaliseka.
Emva kwexesha kwisiqendu, uNowa ingenisiwe ENew Yorker Umhleli uDavid Remnick ukwenzela izimvo , kwaye angathanda ukukhumbuza wonke umntu ukuba anganiki uTrump naye Ikhredithi eninzi ngenxa yokuba engakhange athi, ukuphazamiseka kwaye aqale ukuthumela i-tweet phakathi kwintetho.
URemnick uthi i-State of the Union ibalulekile ngokwembali kuba ibeka umgaqo-nkqubo oya phambili. KwiTrump, Ngokucacileyo isiseko sentetho ngokuhlwanje sasimalunga nokufudukela kwelinye ilizwe. Ayisiyiyo nje yokufudukela kwelinye ilizwe, kodwa uloyiko yokufudukela kwelinye ilizwe.
Kuzo zonke izinto uTrump athi uceba ukuzenza kulo nyaka uzayo, ukuqhubeka kwembambano yinto elula ukukholelwa ukuba uya kuyilandela.
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