I-SPOILER ALERT: Esi sithuba sixoxa ngemicimbi yeplanti yoMntu ofayo uKombat.
Phezolo, uninzi lwenu, ndibukele Mntundini Kombat kwi-HBO Max kwaye yaqhushumba. Ifilimu ihambisa yonke into endiyifunayo kwifayile ye- Mntundini Kombat Umboniso bhanyabhanya: ukulandelelana okuhle kokulwa, okuninzi kokubuyisa umdlalo, ukusweleka okubulalayo. Lilonke, umboniso bhanyabhanya wawuyinto yokonwabisa kunye namandla amakhulu ahlekisayo. Ngemali yam, isenokuba yeyona bhanyabhanya yomdlalo wevidiyo ibalaseleyo eyenziweyo.
Nditshilo, ndinemibuzo. Kwaye uninzi lwazo lujikeleza kumlo weArcana. Njengoko ifilimu ichaza, amajoni akhethiweyo aphawulwe ngophawu lwenamba kufuneka avule amandla abo, abizwa ngokuba yiArcana. IArcana nganye yeqhawe yahlukile, kwaye inokuvulwa kuphela ngokulwa. Kukuphambuka kwimidlalo, apho ubuchule bomlinganiswa bususela kwizixhasi zecybernetic ukuya kutshintsho kwizipho ezivela koothixo.
Umsebenzi wesibini wefilimu usebenza njengemontage yoqeqesho, njengoLiu Kang kunye noKung Lao banceda uCole, uJax, noKano babonakalise iArcana yabo. Kwaye ngelixa amanye ala magunya asekwe kwimilingo, njengamanqindi omlilo kaLiu Kang kunye nokukwazi ukubanda kwe-Sub-Zero, amanye awenjalo. Njengomnqwazi we-buzzsaw kaKung Lao ophaphazelayo kunye neliso le-laser likaKano.
Ndiyaqonda ukuba iimovie ezimnandi zifuna ukunqunyanyiswa kokungakholelwa, kwaye ndikwinto yonke eyintsomi kunye nobubhanxa. Kodwa kufuneka ndivume, ndandididekile. Ke iArcana ingabonakalisa njengetekhnoloji? Ngoba? Ndandinombuzo ofanayo xa iJax's Arcana ibonakalisa njenge… iingalo zesinyithi? Ngaba oko kwakusoloko kuyicebo? Kuthekani ukuba uSub-Zero akazange akhulule iingalo zakhe? Ngaba ukusebenza kwakhe kweengalo zomntu ngekwakugqunywe ngesikrweqe? Ngaba iArcana yayiza kumhlutha izixhobo ukuze yenze indawo yezo ngalo zipholileyo zeerobhothi? Okanye ngaba iArcana iyaziqhelanisa neseti yakho / ubuntu bakho? NDINEMIBUZO.
Kukwabonakala ngathi akukho nasiphi na isingqisho okanye isizathu sokuba ngubani ofumana le Arcana kwaye kutheni. Ngaba u-Lord Raiden unika nje amagunya aphezulu njengezipho ze-Oprah?
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Ndifumene ukutyhilwa komntu wonke weArcana ngokuzonwabisa. NjengoSonya Blade, ochithe yonke i-movie engenamandla, uqengqeleka kwisiphelo sokuqhushumba izangqa zelaser ezimfusa ezijika iintshaba zibe yiGoldie Hawn Ukufa kuye kuye . Kwakhona, izibonelelo kuye nabani na ongavumiyo ukunika umlinganiswa ogama linguBlade naliphi na ikrele okanye izakhono ezinxulumene nemela.
Kwaye kutheni iliso le-laser likaKano kufuneka libe ngoomatshini? Ngaba babengenakumnika iliso le-laser la Superman okanye iCyborg? Kwakhona, ayizizo izikhalazo, le yimibuzo nje. Ndiyonwabele ngokwenene le movie. Kodwa ndihlala ndididekile ngayo yonke le magic yeArcana yomlingo. Ke ngoku ndilapha, njengohlobo oluthile lwe-nerd lukaCarrie Bradshaw ndicinga ukuba umnqwazi wesinyithi somfana wam uKung Lao unokugqobhoza iindonga ezinqabileyo zentliziyo yam.
Ndiyathetha, kukho isiphithiphithi somlingo, iWanda, emva koko kukho I-CHAOS. UBUGQwirha. Ke ndixelele bafundi, iyintoni iArcana yakho kwaye ngoba? Ndazise kwizimvo!
(umfanekiso: HBO Max)
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