Ndifuna ukuseka ngaphambili ukuba andinguye omnye wabo bantu abakhalaza ngalo lonke ixesha kukho umntu ovela kubantu abahlelelekileyo kwisiqwenga sobuxoki. Ndingu hayi wena ujonge nje kumlo wamajoni ezobulungisa kwezentlalo. Ndiyamcaphukela loo mfo.
Nangona kunjalo, kukho into efana nokuphosa ngokungakhathali ukumela nje amanqaku kunye nokwenzakalisa abantu abangaphantsi kwenkqubo: uphawu. Ngena Ulungele umdlali omnye .
Ndiyifundile le ncwadi, kungekudala ndiza kuba yimovie (eboniswe ngasentla), kwiminyaka embalwa edlulileyo, emva kokuba ilungu losapho indinike yona njengesipho. Ndandinomvakalelo wokuba yayiza kuba yi-wank, kodwa ndayifunda isiqingatha sokuzithoba kunye nesiqingatha sokwazi. Ndinguye, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ungumdlali weqonga.
Pha babenjalo ezinye izinto ezinomdla malunga nencwadi. Ndingumnyangi weentsomi ezizayo ze-dystopi. Ndiyayithanda imbono yenkampani enobubi yobuchwephese engeyiyo iAmazon izama ukuthatha indawo yokugqibela yasimahla yoluntu, kwaye akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokuzonwabisa ngokuzonwabisa usebenzisa ulwazi lwakho olungenamsebenzi kunye nezakhono zokugcina umhlaba, ube Ndisisityebi, kwaye ndifumane uthando, nokuba ndiyacaphukisa ukuba ngumntu omhlophe kuphela onokuhamba ngokupapasha into ephulula amalungu esini ngaphandle kokufumana ukugxekwa nokuhlekisa. UStephenie Meyer akazange afumane obo bunewunewu.
Kodwa eyona nto yayifanelekile ngakumbi kukuxakaniseka kwenkcubeko nganye yama-80s yenkcubeko ekhoyo kwincwadi enye yayikukumelwa kwabantu abahlelelekileyo. Ngawo onke amathuba, umbhali u-Ernest Cline wayesebenzisa olona hlobo lubi lokumelwa, ukuya kuthi ga kubandakanywa nokuba nobuhlanga.
Umntu ophambili webali ngumfana omhlophe oneminyaka engama-20 ogama linguWade. Umhlobo wakhe osenyongweni ngumfana omhlophe, umdla wakhe ngumfazi omhlophe, kwaye iqhawe lakhe, umyili wokhuphiswano incwadi ijolise kuye, ngumlungu omhlophe. Emva kwexesha, udibana nesibini sabakhuphiswano abakhokelayo abangamadoda aseJapan.
Ukumelwa kwenkcubeko yaseJapan kundenze… andakhululeka:
‘AbakwaSixers abanambeko,’ utshilo uShoto.
UDaito wakhonkotha umntakwabo omncinci, kwaye bobabini bajongana nam baqubuda. 'Ube ngowokuqala ukufumana indawo yokufihla ingcwaba, ngoko ke sinetyala lombulelo ngokusikhokelela kuwo.'
‘Parzival-san,’ watsho, equbuda phantsi.
Wahlala ndiyabona -style, esonga imilenze yakhe phantsi kwamathanga akhe.
Kwaye, emva kokuba omnye wabo waxelwa ukuba utsibe eluphahleni:
‘Hayi,’ utshilo uSoto. 'UDaito khange enze seppuku.'
Mhlawumbi ukuba uDaito noShoto bebengabalinganiswa abadumileyo abangaphezulu kwezixhobo zeqhinga, ukumelwa kwabo ngekhe kube buhlungu kangako. Njengokuba kunjalo, kubonakala ngathi uCline watsala amaphetshana ambalwa aphuma kumnqwazi ogcwele izithethe zaseJapan.
Emva koko kukho uMlinganiswa weNtombazana.
Ekuqaleni kwencwadi, uWade udibana noArt3mis, intombazana. Intombazana ene-geek. Umdlalo wentombazana. Intombazana eyayiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Ngokubanzi, wayebonakala ehamba ngohlobo lwe-80s postapocalyptic cyberpunk girl-next-door look. Kwaye ibisebenza kum, ngendlela enkulu. Ngamagama: kushushu .
Ngoku unefestile ecacileyo engathandekiyo kwiingcinga zikaErnest Cline
I-Art3mis imele ngokucacileyo yonke intombi ye-geek dude eyintombazana. Ulunge kakhulu kwimidlalo yevidiyo! (Kodwa ayilunganga njengaye.) Wazi kakhulu malunga nezinto ze-geek! (Kodwa hayi kakhulu njengaye.) Ngelinye ixesha kwincwadi, uArt3mis ade atsale kwindawo yokuqala kukhuphiswano! (Kodwa ekugqibeleni, uWade uyaphumelela.)
Kwaye woyisa intombazana. Oku kwenzeka emva kokuba emkhulule ngokuthi uyamthanda ngaphambi kokuba adibane naye ebomini bokwenene, kwaye unqamle ukunxibelelana naye. Emva koko uchitha ixesha elininzi emzama, ezama ukuwela imida yakhe esebenzisa yonke indlela yokunxibelelana anokucinga ngayo, ade atsale ukuma ngaphandle kwefestile yakhe ebonakalayo ene-boombox ngaphezulu kwentloko yakhe.
U-Lloyd Dobler ubambe ibhokisi yebhokisi phezu kwentloko yakhe ngaphakathi Yitsho Nantoni na… (umfanekiso: 20th Century Fox)
Nawaphi na amathuba ekubhekiswa kuwo 'ngama-80s, nokuba kunqabile kangakanani. Ayisiyiyo yonke into eyenzekileyo kwiminyaka yoo-80s eyinto elungileyo, uCline.
Kodwa eyona nto ilungileyo (endithetha eyona nto imbi kakhulu) kukuba, kuba uninzi lwencwadi lwenzeka kwilizwe elibonakalayo apho wonke umntu emelwe zii-avatars, uWade akamboni oyena mntu ungasemva kuka-Art3mis kude kube sekupheleni kwencwadi . Kwaye, wothuka! Unobumba olukhulu lokuzalwa ologquma isiqingatha sobuso bakhe! Kodwa ungakhathazeki, iqhawe lethu lilungile ngokwaneleyo ukuba limthande kunjalo .
UCline wayenokuchitha naliphi na ixesha ekuphononongeni ukuba bunzima bunjani ubomi kubantu abanezinto ebusweni babo uluntu olucinga ukuba alufanele lubekhona, kodwa yena akenzi njalo. Le yingxaki yokumelwa kwi Ulungele umdlali omnye . Ihlala ivakala ngathi kukucinga emva. Uphawu lokuzalwa lobuso lusetyenziswa njengothuko olothusayo oluchaza ukuba uArt3mis uphepha uWade emva kwakhe-kungekudala ndiyakuthanda kwaye mhlawumbi ukwenza uWade ajongeke njengegorha elikhulu ngokumthanda nangona ejongeka engaphantsi kokugqibeleleyo.
Kodwa okubi kakhulu kukutyhileka okumangazayo malunga nomhlobo kaWade. Uyazi, omnye umntu omhlophe?
Yothusa! Ngokwenene babengumfazi omnyama obathandana nabathandana nabathandana nabathandanayo ngalo lonke ixesha!
Oku kwenzeka kwiphepha lama-318 lama-374 lekopi yam yencwadi. Kwaye nkwenkwe, inkcazo.
Intombazana enobunzima base-Afrika yaseMelika yayihleli kwisitulo sokuqhuba iRV, ibambe ivili ngokuqinileyo kwaye ijonge ngqo phambili. Wayemalunga neminyaka yam, enenwele ezimfutshane, ezinamakhanda kunye nekhumba yebala yetshokholethi ebonakala iridescent ekukhanyeni okuthambileyo kwezikhombisi zedashboard.
UCline. UErnest Cline, mfondini . Hayi, hayi.
Incwadi ke ichitha amaphepha amabini apheleleyo eqhubeka nobomi balo mlinganiswa kwaye ichukumisa inyani yokuba unxibelelwano nabanye kulula nge-avatar emhlophe ebhityileyo eyindoda kune-avatar etyebileyo yabasetyhini. Oku kuyinyani kwilizwe lokwenyani, kodwa ngumba wokuba, ukuba uza kuyinyusa, unokufumana ixabiso elingaphezulu kwamaphepha amabini kwincwadi yakho ophumeleleyo ukugcwalisa malunga namawaka ekubhekiswa kuyo 'kwi-80s crap .
Ukuba bekufanele ukuba luhlobo oluthile lwe-haha ucinga ukuba lo mlinganiswa ungumfana omhlophe ngenxa yokuba bachazwe njengesifundo somntu omhlophe, ayisebenzi kakuhle, kwaye sonke sikhathele yile nto. Uyazi ukuba yintoni engcono? Ukuba nomntu obhinqileyo omnyama ongumfazi othandana nabathandana nabasetyhini umele yonke incwadi ukuze amanqatha amnyama amabhinqa athandana nabasetyhini azibone ekumlinganiso ixesha elide kunamaphepha angama-56. Kwaye ke ukuze abanye abantu, njengabafana abamhlophe uninzi lwabo lufunda incwadi yakho, bafunde ukuba ubukho babafazi abathandana nabasetyhini abathandanayo kuyinto eqhelekileyo endaweni yokuhlekisa.
Andinakuma abantu abakhalaza ngokumelwa ngokuthi, Kutheni unganalo nje umlinganiswa ongumfazi okhubazekileyo ongumfazi ongumSilamsi omnyama? ngokungathi akukho mntu ulinganayo naloo nkcazo. Kodwa u-Ernest Cline ufumene eyona ndlela iphosakeleyo yokubandakanya umlinganiswa owayejongelwa phantsi ngeendlela ezininzi. Ivakala ngathi ucinga, Nantsi indlela endinokulahla ngayo iqela leyantlukwano kwincwadi yam ngaphandle kokucinga ngayo, ngokungathi ngokucacileyo akazange acinge ngendlela yokumela abalinganiswa bakhe baseJapan.
Inyani yile yokuba ukumelwa kakuhle kwabantu abangaphantsi kokuthabatha umzamo othile. Ukuba ufuna nje ukubhala i-wank, kungcono ubhale i-wank yakho usebenzisa uhlobo kuphela lwabalinganiswa ekunokwenzeka ukuba uhambelana nabo, kunokuba uzame ukufumana amanqaku okwahluka okanye nantoni na uCline awayezama ukuyenza. Ukungakhathali, ukumelwa emva kwexesha kunokuba yingozi kunenye.
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: iWarner Bros.)
ULindsey Weedston yi-nerd esekwe e-Seattle, i-nerd yezopolitiko, i-nerd yengqondo, kunye nomdlalo wevidiyo we-nerd. Xa engakhathazeki, mhlawumbi ulele. Kananjalo ubhloga malunga nobufazi kunye nobulungisa kwezentlalo ngaphezulu Hayi Uxolo Ngabesifazana kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ivuliwe Twitter . Unokufumana ngaphezulu kweerandi zakhe Ngomsindo .
