Maxa wambi ndiye ndizive ngathi ndim ndedwa obhinqileyo ongumfazi ongazange athiye ngokupheleleyo Ulungele umdlali omnye , kwaye ndicinga ukuba inxenye enkulu yalonto inento yokwenza nendlela endaziswa ngayo kuyo. Khange ndiyifunde xa iqala ukuphuma, kwaye akukho mntu undixelele ukuba iyamangalisa, okanye ukuba ndingayithanda kuba bendiyi-geek. Endaweni yoko, kwiqela le-imeyile yengcebiso yencwadi kunyaka ophelileyo, omnye wabahlobo bam wayibeka njenge Ukunyuka kweJupiter Amakhwenkwe asebenzisekayo-ajijelwe ngaphandle, imveliso yenkunkuma evela kuyo yonke into oyithandayo. Emva kokuba ndiyifundile loo nto, ndiye ndaziqonda ukuba kufuneka ndiyihlole.
Kuba ndandiyazi lonto Ukunyuka kweJupiter yenye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo, inkunkuma etshisayo kwiscreen esikhulu.
Ngoku, ndingalapha ukukhusela iwonga lika Ukunyuka kweJupiter , kodwa andikho apha ukuzokukhusela ubugcisa bayo. Yintlekele ebalaseleyo yomdlalo bhanyabhanya, owethu uSam Maggs ichazwe njenge ukulungiswa kwescreen esikhulu sayo Stargate fanfic oyibhalileyo xa wawuneminyaka elishumi elinesine eyaphuma ngenene kwiziporo kwaye yaqala ukuhlala kwindalo iphela, igcwaliswe ngoonobumba bokuqala, amadoda asebusuku, kunye neenyosi. Ayinazintloni, isuka imnandi kuyilo lomlinganiswa wayo, kwaye ngekhe uxelele ukuba umgca phakathi kwentlonipho nobusela obucacileyo ulelephi. Abaphambukeli kulo bayaphambana abenzi bobubi bayo bangaphezulu ngaphezulu njengelokhwe yayo; kwaye iyelenqe liqokelelene, lihlala lihleka ingqokelela yemiboniso ekhangeleka ipholileyo.
Kodwa igqibelele. Njengoko i-Toast (RIP) iyichazile, Ukunyuka kweJupiter yinoveli nganye yamantombazana. Ngelixa ime kuphela kwiipesenti ezingama-26 kwiitamatisi ezibolileyo, abafazi be-geeky kwi-intanethi baqale ukuyibuyisa njengokubaleka okumnandi: Ukunyuka kweJupiter i s inkunkuma, kodwa yinkunkuma yethu . Njengomnye Umsebenzisi weTumblr ubhale ngokuchanekileyo malunga nefilimu: Ngaba le yindlela ezivakala ngayo ii-dudes ezichanekileyo kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya ngalo lonke ixesha ???? Njengomntu oqaphele ngononophelo phantsi iifantasy zakho zokuqala ze-pubescent emva koko waphosa i-100 yezigidi zeedola kubo?
Kuyabonakala ukuba, kunjalo, kuba iHollywood iyenza ngoku Ulungele umdlali wokuqala, inkcazo yefantasy yendoda ephuphayo. Ngoku, bendicinga ukuba inoveli ilungile, kwaye andiwacaphuki amakhwenkwe angama-nerd i-pastiche yawo ethandekayo. Kodwa ndiyayigcina loo nto Ulungele umdlali omnye yayihlekisa nje Ukunyuka kweJupiter . Amagama asoloko ehla-tsha kuma-80s eendaba abonwe nguWade. Iyelenqe apho ulwazi lwakhe oluthe ngqo, olubekelwe bucala-kwihlabathi-lethu limenza ukuba abe yi-bajillionaire. Inyani yokuba uphumelela ukutyumza kwakhe ngokutshintsha izakhono zakhe kwinyani yokwenyani. Yonke loo nto ngamampunge.
Kodwa ndiyacinga Ulungele umdlali omnye (ngokungafaniyo, yithi, into efana Iiphikseli ) unentliziyo-kwaye abagxeki abaninzi baye bakhetha ukunyaniseka. UFrank Pallotta uthe ngefilimu: kunzima ukuba ungashiyi yeqonga ngoncumo olukhulu ebusweni bakho. IMeredith Borders yathi yayigcwele intliziyo enkulu, enentliziyo. Ndifuna bobabini ukuyanga kwaye ndiyinike i-noogie. Kwaye incwadi yomthombo, ngaphandle kweprojekti yayo yokuhlekisa kunye nokusoloko ushiya amagama, nayo yadunyiswa ngokufanayo kumnandi ngokuhlekisayo kunye nentliziyo enkulu kwaye Eyona ncwadi yamabali yesayensi ndiyifundile kwiminyaka elishumi .
Kodwa Ukunyuka kweJupiter wayenentliziyo eninzi, naye. NjengoGavia Baker-Whitelaw ngaphaya Inqaku lemihla ngemihla ichaziwe, yayisisidenge, kwaye iyamangalisa, kwaye intle, kwaye ifuna ukuba wonwabe. Kodwa kubagxeki abaqhelekileyo, intliziyo ayonelanga ukugcina ibali xa loo ntliziyo izinikele ekunikeni amantombazana akwishumi elivisayo, endaweni yokuba nostalgic amadoda angama-30, ulonwabo lwabo lokubaleka. Ngenxa yomthombo wolwazi ethathe kuwo-oko kukuthi, iingcinga ezinamakhowudi amakhosikazi endaweni yezo zinekhowudi yamadoda-imbeko kunye nokubuyela umva Ukunyuka kweJupiter azibonwanga zipholile okanye zibandakanya. Babonwa njengabangenangqondo okanye abacaphukisayo.
Ukunyuka kweJupiter ‘Ubuyolo babungaxoleleki, kuba yayingumfazi. Ulungele umdlali omnye ‘Ukuzola kwakubalulekile kwaye kuhle, kuba yayingumntu oyindoda.
Inqaku lam apha ayisiyiyo yokuba kufuneka uzonde okanye uthande enye yezi zinto. Kukugxeka okuqhelekileyo kuye kwahlala kukwazi ukubona intliziyo ebalini exelela amakhwenkwe amancinci ukuba angangama-super-nerd e-intanethi, kodwa akakwazanga ukubona intliziyo ebalini exelela amantombazana amancinci ukuba angaba ngamakhosazana esithuba somlingo. abangabanini bomhlaba.
Ngoku, andikayiboni ifilimu okwangoku, kwaye ndisenokumangaliswa nangoku. Ndacinga incwadi Ulungele umdlali omnye yayiyinkunkuma eyonwabileyo — kodwa ndiyazi kubantu abaninzi yayiyiyo yabo inkunkuma, kwaye ngobuqaqawuli, ngokungathandabuzekiyo. Kwaye ngokunyanisekileyo? Intle kakhulu. Ubugcisa kufuneka buvunyelwe ukuba bube trashy kwaye bubaleke kwaye bube sisidenge. Abantu bayayidinga loo nto, nabo.
Ndinqwenela ukuba ukuqonda okufanayo kube, ngonaphakade yandisiwe ukuya kumantombazana akwishumi elivisayo.
(Imifanekiso ebonisiweyo: iWarner Bros.)
