Ke yintoni kanye kanye Ukunyuka kweJupiter ?
Masiqale ngeziseko: le movie ayisiyiyo IMatrix . Le movie ayisiyiyo Iindunduma . Le movie ayisiyiyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi , kwaye akunjalo Isiqendu sesihlanu . Hayi, le bhanyabhanya ifana nokuba zonke ezo bhanyabhanya kunye nevidiyo yomculo yeBackstreet Boys ' Kukhudlwana kunoBomi kunye neenxalenye ezothusayo Iziphumo zeMisa I-trilogy yonke yayinxilile ethekweni kwaye yayine-orgy enkulu ngelixa i-HP. U-Lovecraft wayifota. Yiyo leyo Ukunyuka kweJupiter .
Iyelenqe yile: i-Wachowskis yanikwa isixa semali esingaqhelekanga sokwenza nantoni na esihogweni abasifunayo, kwaye le nto bafuna ukuyenza yile nto sonke, ngokufihlakeleyo, nzulu ezantsi, esifuna ukuyenza: ulungelelwaniso olukhulu lwento leyo Stargate fanfic oyibhalileyo xa wawuneminyaka elishumi elinesine eyaphuma ngenene kwiziporo kwaye yaqala ukuhlala kwindalo iphela, igcwaliswe ngoonobumba bokuqala, amadoda asebusuku, kunye neenyosi. Yiyo leyo Ukunyuka kweJupiter .
Ndiyathetha, ndifuna ukuba nengxoxo enzulu malunga necebo lefilimu, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo andinako. Andikwazi kuba ayinamsebenzi. Ayinamsebenzi! Yintoni malunga nesiqwenga kunokwenzeka Umcimbi xa inxenye yawo ibandakanya uMila Kunis njengokuphindukuzalwa kwenkosazana yakudala yendawo ethandana neengelosi eyingxube yeengcuka ze-channing Tatum ezinemilenze yokulwa ne-skating roller kunye netyala elikhulu lokuhlawula? Yiyo leyo Ukunyuka kweJupiter .
Kulungile, ndiza kuzama. [ABOYIKI ABANGAPHAKATHI ABANGANAMXHOLO KONKE RE: UKONWABELA KWAKHO KWELI BHAYIBHILI]. UNksk S uvela Inkedama emnyama kodwa ngohlobo lwe-Russian uthandana nalo Ummeli weCarter 'UJarvis, kodwa emva koko usweleka kwindawo ezame nzima ukuba neemvakalelo njengokuvulwa kwayo Abagcini beGalaxy , kodwa ubukhulu becala-njengayo yonke imovie- yayiyinyani, kodwa ke ubuqili yayiyinto emangalisayo. Kukho iimontage apho uMila Kunis akhuhla khona izindlu zangasese. Ufumanisa ukuba uyinkosazana yasemhlabeni ephethe umhlaba xa ingcuka yendawo uTatum imsindisa kubaphambukeli baseRoswell abamhlaselayo ngelixa evuna amaqanda akhe. Indawo yakhe yamakhosazana iqinisekiswa ziinyosi, ekuthi, njengoko kuvela, zinuke amakhosazana (???????????). U-Eddie Redmayne lusapho-lwasekhaya kwaye ufuna uMhlaba. Usenokuba uthathe kwiitreyila ukuba uEddie Redmayne ngumchasi wefilimu.
U-Eddie Redmayne akanasiphako kule filimu. UEddie Redmayne uyazi Ukunyuka kweJupiter imbi. U-Eddie Redmayne uyakwazi oku mhlawumbi ngcono kunaye nawuphi na umntu kwinkqubo yethu yelanga, kwaye wenza into ekufuneka yenziwe. Uyaqubula ngaphandle kwehempe kodwa nge Ikapa elimnyama kangangeeyure ezimbini, lithetha kuphela ngokusebeza ngaphandle kokuqhuma okuhlekisayo ngamanye amaxesha. Ugqithile ngaphezulu, andiqinisekanga ukuba iphi na indawo ephezulu. Kuya kufuneka aphumelele u-Oscar.
Kodwa ukuba awungeni kwihempe uEddie Redmayne okanye umlo wokulwa nomdaniso uChanning Tatum (onxibe ibhokhwe emhlophe enokwenzeka ukuba yenziwe ngeenwele zikaBradley Cooper Uzamo lasemelika ???), Kulungile! Ukunyuka kweJupiter iyakukusebenzela ngokudubula ngokungeyomfuneko kumqeshi onxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi zikaKunis kunye neqela phantse lonke labasetyhini ababhinqileyo. Ikwasebenza ngokucocekileyo, u-Gugu Mbatha-Raw ococekileyo, onokwenza okungcono kunoko, kodwa akhethe ukungakwenzi- kwaye ngenxa yoko, ndiyamhlonipha. Ndinomfanekiso ngqondweni kaGugu noEddie bejinga emva kweGlobal Globes, behleka indlela abonwabe ngayo ngokufota le bhanyabhanya ingenangqondo kwaye benethemba lokulandela.
Kumfanekiso okhethiweyo: UBradley Cooper [‘iinwele zewigi]
Ngaphandle kwayo yonke loo nto, bendiya kuba ndiyaxoka kuwe ukuba bendithi andizonwabisi yonke imizuzwana endiyiyo kwindawo yokubonela Ukunyuka kweJupiter . Ewe, ndihlekile indlela yam ngenxalenye ebalulekileyo yefilimu ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo ndandingafuni ukuhleka indlela yam, kodwa Demethi ukuba oko akuzange kwenze ubusuku obuhle bomhla. Izambatho ziyamangalisa, i-Kunis kunye neTatum ziyathandeka, kwaye sihlala sikubona kangakananina opera, kunye nama-ovari eludongeni lwendawo yokuqala opera? Ndiyayibulela into i-Wachowskis ebizama ukuyenza apha, kwaye loo nto iyodwa ibindenze ndahlala esihlalweni sam (iinyosi nangona kunjalo.).Ukuba kuye kwafuneka ndiyigxeke le movie nangaluphi na uhlobo, uyazi, yangoku indlela (ngaphaya kwayo yayiyingxubakaxaka eshushu), ndingathi ndinqwenela ukuba ifilimu ibingabanjwanga kancinci kwimodeli yesiko lokugcina inkosazana. Xa ndisiva inkosazana yaseMila Kunis yesikhumba esimnyama, ndifuna ukumbona esiya esihogweni, isitayile sikaEmily Blunt, ekhaba iesile kunye nokuthatha amagama. Asizukubona uKunis ekhangeleka epholile de kube sekupheleni kwefilimu, ngelo xesha ndandifuna indlela engaphezulu koko. Oko, ndicinga ukuba, kuya kuthetha ukuba ndiza kuhlawulela ukulandelelana.
Ukunyuka kweJupiter ikwayenye yeemeko ezinqabileyo apho umboniso bhanyabhanya ngewaxhamle ekubeni khona inde . Andifane ndizive ngaloo ndlela malunga neemovie, kodwa le yona yayidinga uhlobo oluthile lwe-tie-in comic okanye inoveli kakhulu ubuncinci ukuyenza isebenze kwifestile yeeyure ezimbini. Ukutsiba okukuba ndilinenekazi lokucoca! ukuya kum space princess! yenzeka indlela ngokukhawuleza, kwaye uKunis wamkela ubomi bakhe obutsha ngokukhawuleza. Ngokulinganayo i-shoehorned inothando oluqhubayo phakathi kweKunis neTatum, abane-chemistry ngokupheleleyo. Ngalo lonke ixesha benendawo yothando, ndinako Yabona I-Tatum choreographing imidaniso ye Umlingo uMike 3: Cock Cocks kuyo yonke indawo ngeli xesha entlokweni yakhe.
Ndiza kuthi kwakhona ifilimu yayi, njengoko bekutshiwo kuphononongo olungapheliyo, isuselwe kwangaphambili. Yonke into yandikhumbuza enye into; ulwakhiwo lwandikhumbuza Iindunduma , amasango esithuba andikhumbuza ICowboy Bebop , enye inqanawa yaphakanyiswa ngqo 2001 , loo dude yayinguPeter Pettigrew, kunye nee-cyberpunk mercenaries ngokoqobo uphume kwiSikolo seFashoni sikaZiqu-zintathu. Kodwa andinakuxela ukuba bonke bebefanele ukuba ngabazinikeleyo ngabom, okanye ukuba bubuvila obuthe ngqo ngqo kwicala leWachowskis- kwaye ayisiyonto ilungileyo leyo.
Inqaku elinye loyilo kwifilimu endihlala ndilifumana ngokwentelekiso yentsusa (ngaphandle koko, ngathi, Hei, kukho umntu omkhulu ococekileyo eJupiter!) yayiziziphekepheke . Yinto engaqhelekanga ukubona iinqanawa apho onke amaqhekeza ahlukene, abanjelwe kunye, ndicinga ukuba, yintsimi ethile engaqhelekanga yokulwa i-grav, kwaye bendinokubabukela kamnandi bazisondeza esithubeni imini yonke.
Ngapha koko, uSean Bean yindawo eyoyikekayo engonwabanga utata waselwandle ogama linguStinger onokuthi (nangona eshiywe engacacanga) aphile ukuze abone ukuphela kwefilimu, ke uya kufuna ukunikela ngeedola ezili-10 kule nto ngokukhawuleza . Ndifunga indlu yakudala ye-Abraxas iya kuba lelona xesha lilungileyo ubukhe wanalo kwiimovie okoko uthathe isigqibo hayi Ukuya kubona I-50 Shades yeGrey .
Ekupheleni kosuku, imvakalelo ebendinayo xa bendishiya Ukunyuka kweJupiter le yayiyile: Ndifuna ngokwenene Iziphumo zeMisa imuvi.
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