Izizathu ze I-Metal Gear Solid V's Ukuthula, umdlalo wabasetyhini othuleyo, mhlawumbi ube yenye yezona mfihlakalo zefashoni. Inkangeleko yakhe yabangela isiphithiphithi xa ubuntu bakhe ekugqibeleni babonakaliswayo kulo lonke uzuko lwee-bikini, ubukhulu becala kungenxa yokuba lo ngumlinganiswa ongumfazi ongakwaziyo ukuthetha kwaye unokwabelana ngesondo kakhulu. UHideo Kojima, umphathi wechungechunge, emva koko waphendula kwisikhalazo esithi abadlali bayazisola ngamazwi nangezenzo zabo xa kufikwa kwisityholo sokuba kutheni ukuthula kuthe nxibe ngolu hlobo, kakhulu ulonwabo lwam .
Ngoku, andifuni nyani ukuthetha ngoCwaka kunye nezambatho zakhe ngengqondo yokuba ngekhe unxibe abantu basetyhini ngolu hlobo kuba ithoba isidima. Leyo yingxoxo ekruqulayo, kwaye mna ngokwam andikholelwa kwimbono yokuba isinxibo esimnandi okanye esivelisayo sihlazisa abafazi. Abasetyhini banxiba ngendlela abafuna ngayo, okoko bekhetha ukwenza njalo. Ndinengxaki, nangona kunjalo, ngabalinganiswa benziwe ngokungeyomfuneko kwaye bengenangqondo ngesondo kwimidlalo (ngesiqhelo ngabaphuhlisi abangamadoda) xa kungenangqondo kumlinganiswa, kodwa loo nto ibalisa ngokubalisa kunye nokuphuhliswa komlinganiswa kunokuba iimpahla ezi-slutty zimbi Nye. Ngokwe-Quiet, ndicinga ukuba uwela kwinqanaba elingenamsebenzi kwaye elingenangqondo, njengoko uninzi lwabalinganiswa bomdlalo wabasetyhini lusenza.
Kodwa masibuyele umva kancinci. Ke, ngokukhutshwa entsha Isinyithi seGear Metal kule nyanga iphelileyo, ekugqibeleni siye safumanisa ngoba unxibe ngokutyhilekayo. Ukunyaniseka, luhlobo Kuyadanisa , nangona ndiyaphambana oku ayenzanga enye yezibikezelo zam. Ngapha koko, umongo wayo yile, Ukuthula kufuneka ukuba lubonakalise isikhumba sayo kangangoko kuba uhlobo oluthile lwesifunxi-gazi luyenza ukuba ikwazi ukuphefumla kuphela ngolusu lwayo. Ikwangcaciso yokuba kutheni engakwazi ukuthetha.
Ndiyathetha, ndinemibuzo emininzi malunga nale ngaphandle kwento ayinxibileyo, ngathi, Ukuba angaze ahlambe okanye aphume emvuleni, angarhaxwa? kodwa lelo linqaku elahluke ngokupheleleyo. Kuhle mpela (le Izixhobo zentsimbi game), kwaye andiqinisekanga ngokupheleleyo ukuba le ndlela yokuqiqa iyavakala, ngakumbi kuba unokumnxiba kwezinye iindlela zokunxiba kamva kumdlalo, kwaye ulungile, kodwa kulungile. Ndiyakwamkela oku njengenyaniso, Kojima. Oko akuthethi ukuba ukhetho lwakho ngokubhekisele kuyilo lomsebenzi wakhe, okanye wenza into endicinga ukuba umdlalo uzama ukuyifeza ngomlingiswa wakhe.
Eyona ngxaki yam iphambili kukuba buthuntu. Ndicinga ukuba iyahambelana nehlabathi, ngengqondo yokuba iigiya zakhe zihamba nento emnyama necamo umdlalo oqhubekayo (le kuphela kwendlela endicinga ukuba iyaphumelela), kodwa ayinayo umdla wokubonwayo kwezinye Iimpahla zikaBoss Boss. UBoss Boss unxibe umbala wombala ofanayo, konke kukhuthazwe kakhulu ngumkhosi, kodwa yena unomdla wokubonakalayo: iitoni zebhaksi kunye neempuphu, iihashe, kunye nezinye iinkcukacha ozifunayo ukuze uhlale kule palette yemibala. Nditsho no-Eli / White Mamba / uLiquid Big Boss (amagama amaninzi kangaka) ufumana intambo yomqala ye-lil. Xa kuthelekiswa, impahla ka-Quiet ayizami nokuzama. Bavele babetha ngaphezulu kwebikini kwaye abanye bakrazula iithayithi bazibiza usuku. Kwaye, ngaba ukhe wanxiba iithayithi ezi-opaque njengeebhulukhwe? Abahlali bodwa, abayenzelwanga nyhani!
Ngokulinganayo kujongeka kuyothusa ngokwenene; ukufutshane kweebhulukhwe ezimfutshane, iithayithi, apho iibhutsi zimnqumle khona, zimenza abukeke enqabile kwaye engalungelelananga, ngenxa yoko ndiyibona ingathandeki. Imfiliba kwaye iyasilela kulo naluphi na uhlobo lwesitayile okanye umdla wokubonwayo, kwaye ayisebenzi kum. Lihlazo elinjalo kuba ndicinga ukuba ezinye zeempahla zamadoda (Kaz!) Zintle ngokwenene, kodwa kuvakala ngathi abaqulunqi babalinganiswa bebengazi ukuba mabenze ntoni ngo-Quiet.
Kwaye akufani Izixhobo zentsimbi uthotho alunakho ukunxiba abafazi ngendlela enomdla nokuba ( Strangelove ! Paz! Ngokukrakra nangona kunjalo, amantombazana kwimixokelelwane = ewe.) Ndicinga ukuba lolona lwaphulo-mthetho lubi kunxulumene noku, nangona kunjalo, kukuba kuyadika kakhulu ukuba usixelele nantoni na malunga nokuThula njengomlinganiswa. Kukungxola nje, kusilela kubuntu, endicinga ukuba yimpazamo enkulu, ngakumbi kumlinganiswa ongakwaziyo ukuthetha. Ukubeka oku ngokwembono kancinci: UJack ovela Iziphumo zeMisa unxibe ngendlela efanayo, kodwa iinwele zakhe kunye neetattoos kunye nazo zonke ezinye iinkcukacha ezincinci zenza ukuba kubonakale kunomdla, kwaye ziyasebenza ukukuxelela okuninzi malunga nomlinganiswa, kuba uninzi lweetattoo zinentsingiselo kuye. Ukuthula akukho nto enje. Nokuba iinwele zakhe ziyiponyasi ekruqulayo. (Asiyi kungena ekubeni ndibuhlungu kangakanani akukho mntu uzonwabisayo 'ii-80s zeenwele kulo mdlalo omelwe ukubekwa ngo-1984.)
Emva koko kukho ingxoxo yesatire, endicinga ukuba iyasebenza ngokupheleleyo malunga nokuThula-ukuba injongo yakhe yonke kukwenza intlekisa ngendlela uninzi lwabasetyhini banamhlanje kwimidlalo aboniswayo nabanxibe ngayo. Inyani yokuba kufanelekile ukuba inxibe ngale ndlela kuba kungenjalo uya kufa unakho ube luhlobo oluhlekisayo, kodwa ngelishwa andicingi ukuba isebenza njenge-satire okanye i-parody nokuba kungenxa yezizathu ezimbalwa. Eyokuqala kukuba ukuthumela indlela abalinganiswa ababhinqileyo kwimidlalo abaxhatshazwe ngayo ngokwesondo nzima. Esona sizathu sisibakala esilula sokuba sinikwe imeko yokwamkela iimpahla ezintle ezingenangqondo njengendawo yekhosi yabalinganiswa kwimidlalo yevidiyo. (Bona: phantse yonke imidlalo yokulwa eyenziweyo.)
Ke isinxibo kufuneka sihlekise ukuba sifundwe njenge parody, kwaye andicingi ukuba i-Quiet's izama nzima ngokwaneleyo. Kukho uhlobo lwenkonzo yomlomo apho eneentambo ezibonakalayo zethong, kodwa ayisiyonkampu ngokwaneleyo ukuba iqhube ngokwenyani loo ndawo, ukuba eneneni yile nto iqela ebelifuna ukuyenza. Kuninzi ngendlela abafazi abanxibe ngayo lonke ixesha kwimidlalo ukuba ifundwe njengehlekisayo okanye njengelinge lokuhlekisa. Kulula ukuyenza kubalinganiswa abangamadoda, kwaye ndiyacinga Izixhobo zentsimbi uhlala enomdla wokwenza oku. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, unokunxiba iBoss enkulu ezingubeni ezingenasinxibo kunye nesantya esincinci.
Kodwa oku kusebenza ngokuchanekileyo kuba kunqabile ukuba, ukuba ukhe, ubone abalinganiswa besini besabelana ngale ndlela. Ngapha koko, ukuba le yayiyingxelo uKojima kunye neqela abafuna ukuyenza ngoKuzolile, ngekube nengqondo enkulu ukubekek 'esweni bonke abalinganiswa abangamadoda (okanye ubuncinci abakhokelayo besilisa) ngempahla yabo emiselweyo, ngelixa benxibe ukuthula indlela umntu oyindoda anokunxiba ngayo. Kunye neepcs zejiggly. Kwaye / okanye i-crotch bulges. Nangona kunjalo, i-w Sonke siyayazi into eyenzekayo ngoku xa bezama lonto.
Lo ngumzekelo ophambili wendlela endleko ngayo, indlela iimpahla ezinokuthi zisetyenziselwe ukufikelela kwisiphumo esiphezulu, kwaye umdlalo uchitha nje ngokupheleleyo. Akukho ngcamango yaneleyo yafakwa kuyo. Yiyo leyo. Andizukuqikelela ngezizathu zokuba kutheni, nokuba liqela belingayiqondi into abafuna ukuyifeza ngozolileyo okanye nangakumbi, abanakuyiqonda, kodwa isiphelo sinye: ukubukeka okukruqulayo, okungaphefumlelwanga Abathethi kwanto, okanye abayitsho into endicinga ukuba bazama yona. Nangona kunjalo ulusu alukho okanye alubonisi alunamsebenzi, kwaye ngelixa MGSV Iqela mhlawumbi bekufanele ukuba lazi ngcono kunokunxiba Ukuthula ngale ndlela ngeli xesha, ndicinga ukuba kubi kakhulu ngenxa yokunqongophala kwengcinga, nantoni na ababezama ukuyidibanisa nomlingiswa wakhe yadideka. Impahla inokuba sisixhobo esinamandla kakhulu sokubaliswa kwamabali, kwaye ngokulula khange isetyenziswe apha kwisiphumo sayo esihle.
UMegan Patterson ngumbhali ozimeleyo kunye nomhleli wesayensi kunye netekhnoloji IPhepha leDroids , indawo yenkcubeko ye-geek feminist. Xa engabhali, unokumfumana Twitter , ethetha ngendlela emhle ngayo okanye ekhala ngento engekhoyo (ikholisa ukuba ngamavidiyo).
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