Umdlalo wevidiyo Ukugqithisa , endingazange ndadlala kodwa ndisiva malunga nayo yonke imihla ukusuka kwisiqingatha seqela lam lomhlobo kwaye uninzi lweTumblr, lunolonwabo olutsha kraca kwizikhumba zelanga kumnyhadala wabo weMidlalo yeHlabathi! Makhe sijonge. Andinalwazi lokuba kwenzeka ntoni.
Ngoku ka Umdlalo wePC , ezi zinto zibekwa ngaphezulu zabalinganiswa zinokuthengwa ngamaxabiso asemgangathweni wesikhumba (i-3000 yegolide eyimbali), ngelixa izikhumba zomnyhadala wonyaka ophelileyo zivuliwe kwisinye kwisithathu sale ndleko. Andazi ukuba kuninzi, kodwa kuvakala ngathi kuninzi. 3000 igolide? Ngaba unxibe kakuhle isuti yonyaka ophelileyo yokuhlamba, hayi? Hayi? Nangona kunjalo, nantsi into esinayo:
Ngumfo lo! Uya ngovuni, ebandayo kwaye engoyiki kwaphela. Ndivile okuninzi malunga noMvuni kumhlobo endimthandayo obhala ubumnandi ngaye kunye nesoka lakhe uJack Morrison, ohamba nguSoldier 76, oluhlobo oluqhelekileyo. Ngaba uvuna uhlobo oluthile lwerhamncwa lomsi? Ke ngaphakathi kwayo yonke loo nto yokulwa, esandula kukhanyiselwa ukuhamba elunxwemeni, ngaba yenziwe nje yinkungu? Nokuba yeyiphi indlela wenza ukuba umsi obulalayo ubonakale umhle apha. Nditsho neHellfire Shotguns zakhe ziorenji ngathi yimini eshushu yehlobo!
Le badass ineenwele ezimfusa, endisandula ukuyifunda ibizwa ngokuba yiSombra, ijonge ngokungakhathali kwaye ilungele i-strawberry margarita. I-Sombra igqithile kule sizini ye-midriff-baring bar top trend, kodwa ibhatyi enamaqhina esinqeni sayo ibonisa icala layo elisebenzayo. I-Sombra ilungiselelwe onke amaxesha onyaka kwaye nantoni na eza ngendlela yakhe, nokuba ngookrebe emanzini okanye amadoda aqulathwe yinkungu emnyama. Unesixhobo esipholileyo esipheleleyo esigcwele umxube wemargarita.
Lo mfo uphendula uMcCree kwaye ngoku uyintanda yam kuba masinyaniseke ukuba wakhe wambona umntu enjalo lungile elwandle? Umnumzana McCree une sunhat eyahlukileyo, itawuli emiselweyo egxunyekwe emagxeni akhe, ibhanti ebambekayo eligcina isiselo sakhe ngaphesheya kwesibhamu sakhe, kwaye utshatile ngesibindi iziqu zakhe zokubhukuda ngengalo yakhe ye-bionic. Ucinga ngaphambili kuKhuseleko lokuqala kwaye unempempe yolondolozo lomqala entanyeni yakhe. Ndiziva ndikhuselekile emanzini ngokwazi nje ukuba iMcCree ijikeleze ukudubula zonke iintlobo zezidalwa zolwandle.
Andiqinisekanga ngento eyenziwe leli nenekazi leNceba ukuba likhuphe i Ukugqithisa abantu kodwa akabonakali enxibe itheko lokonwaba ehlotyeni kukonke . Iikota ezintathu zemikhono ye-intshi? Yinto enxibe kakuhle? Iimbadada ezithatha iyure ukubopha umlenze wakho? Kubonakala kum ngathi iNceba ayizukubetha amaza nangaliphi na ixesha kungekudala. Mhlawumbi kuba enamaphiko akangowokudada mkhulu? Kodwa bendisandul 'ukuba elunxwemeni kwaye ndibukele ulwandle lutshona ngebhombu emanzini kunye nokubhexa usuku lonke ukuze ndiqiniseke ngokwamaphiko / into ebhabha. Ubuncinci ufika ephethe itotshi yetotshi xa ipati ikhabela ngenene kwigiya emva kobumnyama.
Wonke umntu ubonakala onwabile ngenkangeleko yalo mfo, mhlawumbi ngenxa yokuba ebonakala engcangcazelisa eyona ngubo katata ongazange abe ngutata. Unefaskoti epheleleyo enezixhobo ze-barbeque ekulungeleyo, ihempe engaphantsi yeHawaii, iibhulukhwe ezimfutshane zemithwalo, kwaye-linda, linda, kuya kufuneka uyibone yonke le nto:
Ewe, kunjalo! Ijoni 76 ngutata opholileyo kangangokuba unxibe iimbadada nge iikawusi. Ndiyabheja lo mfo wenza i-BBQ entle. Ngaba ulungile nasekubulaleni?
Ngapha koko ndiva ukuba uphelele kulo mntu uvunayo kodwa kufuneka ikwenze kube nzima xa upheka umthendeleko kwaye inkwenkwe yakho ayizukuyichukumisa kuba iiseli zakhe zihlala zibola kwaye ziphinda ziphinde zibuyele kwakhona kwinqanaba elikhawulezayo, zimenze abe luhlobo yomsi oxineneyo kwizixhobo zomntu. Lonke ulwalamano lunobunzima balo.
Ndiyaluthanda igama lokuyila igama likaJunkrat kodwa uJunkrat, mfo wam, andiqinisekanga ukuba ucinga ukuba uyaphi, kodwa awukhangeleki ulungile. Ndiyazi ukuba baneelwandle eOstreliya, ke ndicela uxolo ngokuba ndingoyena mntu ukuxelelayo ukuba ndicinga ukuba awuzange ufumane isimemo kwaye bonke abahlobo bakho baya kwi-luau ngaphandle kwakho. Mhlawumbi ukuba uyayilayisha kancinci kwaye ubeke iRedbull baya kukubiza kwixesha elizayo.
Umhlolokazi unxibe okokugqibela epholileyo ehlotyeni kwaye udlala ezinye zeembadada ezinemfashini ezifanayo kodwa oh, sithandwa, masibe yinyani. Nam ndingoyena mntu uphalileyo kunabo bonke kwaye ulwandle lutshaba lwam olufayo. Imizuzwana emva kokuba uMhlolokazi ebuze lo mfanekiso, wabaleka ekhwaza kwi-umbrella, apho kuyakufuneka ukuba ahlale exinekile phantsi kwecaftan kude kutshone ilanga. Ngokucinga, uSombra ushiye imargarita yakhe phantsi kwesambrela ukuze uMhlolokazi afumane olunye uhlobo lokugcotywa ngelixa elindile.
Ndenze njani ke? Ndicinga ukuba ndikulungele ukudlala Ngaphezulu! Aba bantu baqinisekile ukuba bakhangeleka ngathi bayakwazi ukonwaba.
(nge I-PCGamer , imifanekiso: Ukuzonwabisa kweBlizzard)
