Ixesha Lethu Lifikile: I-Twitter ixoxa ngeZinto eziMnandi malunga ne-Star Wars Prequels

UAnakin kunye no-Obi-Wan kwiiMfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Impindezelo yeSith.

Ndingathanda ukukuqala oku ngokuthi ndihlala ndibukele umfanekiso endiwukhethileyo ngeli nqaku kwaye ndisebezela kum Uya kuzama, ke… bopha, bantu! Xa isiza Idabi leenkwenkwezi kunye nochungechunge lwe-prequel, kuhlala kubonakala ngathi kuyaliwa, ikakhulu ngenxa yokuba abalandeli abadala babathiyile ngelixa i-millennials ibathanda kakhulu kuba yayilixesha lokuqala Idabi leenkwenkwezi kwindawo yemidlalo bhanyabhanya eyayingeyiyo eyokuphinda unikwe kwakhona kwi-trilogy yoqobo.

Jonga, ii-prequels zinokuba nzima kuba kukho imigca yeploti kunye nabalinganiswa abantu abangabathandiyo (kwaye kwanezinye ezicaphukisa ngokwenene), kodwa zezethu, ngendlela engaqhelekanga. Idabi leenkwenkwezi ubuyile, kwaye isizukulwana esincinci safumana umlingo wokubona ezi bhanyabhanya okokuqala kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga, kwaye akukho nto iya kususa kuthi.

Ke, xa uScott Malthouse ebuza uTwitter ukuba athethe into entle malunga nee-prequels, umnxeba awuphendulwanga.

Into ebendingayilindelanga yile Jedi yokugqibela Umlawuli uRian Johnson ukubetha isikhonkwane entloko. Johnson, osinike esona siqwenga sikhulu sencoko yamva nje Idabi leenkwenkwezi I-sequel trilogy, ichaze ukuba ii-prequels zifundisa abantwana (kuba ewe, madoda amakhulu, ndiyaxolisa ukuyithetha loo nto Idabi leenkwenkwezi ijolise ebantwaneni) malunga nefascism. Ngaba kufanelekile ukuba sibe nabaxhasi bakaTrump ababukele kwangaphambili?

Akayena uJohnson kuphela Idabi leenkwenkwezi uyilo lokuqonda uthando lwangaphambili, nokuba. UJon Favreau uchaze uninzi Idabi leenkwenkwezi abalandeli abathanda ii-prequels zazineminyaka efanayo xa wayebukele i-trilogy yoqobo kwimidlalo yeqonga.

Eyona nto ibilayo kukuba sasiyiyo abantwana xa sasibukele ezi bhanyabhanya, ke ngenxa yabaninzi, umsindo wabo kunye nomsindo ngenxa yamangenelo athotho aweza kamva ebomini babo kusenokwenzeka ukuba ayebangelwa kukuba Abantu abadala abadala , hayi abantwana kwakhona. Kodwa ayisiyonto ndiyenzayo. Ekugqibeleni ndifumana ixesha lam lokuchaza ukuba kutheni ii-prequels azikho mbi njengabantu abazenzayo.

Kwinqanaba labo, ii-prequels zijolise ekuweni kwe-Anakin Skywalker, into esele siyazi ukuba yenzekile kuba sibukele i-trilogy yoqobo. Ke, kanye kwi-bat, asityalwanga kuba sifuna ukwazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni. Endaweni yoko, sityale imali kubalinganiswa abajikeleze u-Anakin kwaye ngamanye amaxesha, iingongoma ezenziwa ngu-Anakin. (Uyindlovukazi yedrama, kwaye ndiyamthanda.)

Kodwa ii-prequels zisinike isiqu esinye esihle esime ixesha elininzi kuba, nangoku, abalandeli basonwabile ngokufumana umboniso wakhe kwaye ngu-Obi-Wan Kenobi ka-Ewan McGregor. Abathandi bayithandile intsebenzo yakhe kuba becinga ntoni? KUKHO IZINTO EZILUNGILEYO NGOKUQHELEKILEYO.

Ndiyazi ukuba sele ndiyibonisile le nto, kodwa i-prequel trilogy yayilixesha lokuqala lokuba ndibenayo Idabi leenkwenkwezi yaba yeyam yonke leyo. Yayingengobantakwethu ababonisa kum iimovie zantlandlolo okanye omnye umntu endichaza. Kwakungowam. Ndimele ndihambe kwaye ndiyifumane njengaye wonke umntu, kwaye ndiyayithanda. Ndinxibe njengoPadmé ngeHalloween emva Isongelo seFantom kwaye ngekhe ndibonge ii-apile kuba bendisoyika ukuba i-makeup yam ingonakala.

Kwandizisela uvuyo. Yandenza ndaqonda ukuba nditsaleleke kuHayden Christensen xa ndandineminyaka eli-13 ubudala kwaye ndabona Impindezelo yeSith ngaphezulu kwamaxesha e-10 kwiithiyetha zemidlalo bhanyabhanya kuba wayeshushu nyani xa evuka ebhedini kunye noPadme.

I-Anakin Skywalker i-shirtless kwiMpindezelo yeSith

Ewe, ii-prequels zine-CGI embi, kwaye kufuneka sonke sibeke intiyo yethu kwiJar-Jar Binks ecaleni, kodwa ekupheleni kosuku, ii-prequels zithetha into ethile, kwaye bafundisa isizukulwana sonke ngeengozi ze-fascism. Kwaye sinayo eyona nguqulelo ibalaseleyo ka-Obi-Wan Kenobi ebesinokuyicela, ke ngoba Ngaba sithetha ngale nto?

Nangona kunjalo, ndinishiya nonke nevidiyo enye kwi-intanethi endenze ndaziva ndibonwa.

(umfanekiso: Lucasfilm)

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